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Ron Swanson : Meat :: Garfield : Lasagna
I think “reading countless trend pieces over the past 8-12 months” might throw you firmly into the Hipster camp. I hope this helps.
“I like to do stand-up paddle”
that black bar is doing a great job. I can only see like 85% of that guy’s huge ass now
I feel it is worth pointing out that this kid is definitely Russian. something something un security council russia.
The View is a talent contest? that IS confusing!
whatever she sulked her way through the entire competition. If she thought Mimi was so bad she shouldn’t have let her lipsync for their lives. I mean, Mimi IS so bad and I would probably do the same thing if I got stuck with her, but she didn’t really even seem to be trying.
Exactly. Taco is the fucking worst. Also The League needs to calm down on having actual football personality cameos. I get it, its probably awesome to make a show about fantasy football and then have actual NFL players want to be on it, but enough is enough. When I try to sell someone on this show, I’m like “well yes it is about football but its actually good because this ensemble cast (minus taco) is actually pretty well put together and paul scheer is a gem obviously.” Was anyone out there like “the league is cool, I just wish they got to meet and interact with more NFLers” there were like 8 minutes of material last night where the only intended audience reaction could be “so rad that these guys get to go to cowboys training camp and just bro the fuck out.”
this sucks.
Ugh. I love Dave Holmes so much. I know all the words to the first verse of a LOT of 90′s hip hop songs simply from watching Say What? Karaoke all the time. Also: Marry me.
I bet she’s as jealous of my dad’s regular dad (non-ponytail) haircut as we are of her zebra.
I had to scroll up to make sure I didn’t miss a picture of Craig T Nelson
“Just because you love something doesn’t mean you can marry it. What’s next? A man marrying a delicious, artisan-crafted $5 footlong? I mean, where would I even find someone to perform that ceremony? And where would the wedding ring go? It’s just impractical. Some fantasies are just.. they’re just fantasies…”
I don’t think so.
at least the Laser Tag Emporium was kind enough to donate to her worthy cause
cant wait for the hurricane katrina netflix series. still dont get why they canceled that show.
the war on terror is really a war on GREAT TELEVISION?
“‘Last 48 Hours’ stands out as the saddest installation of this buddy-cop series yet” – Variety
“So when Rayanne Graff told me my hair was holding me back, I had to listen. ‘Cause she wasn’t just talking about my hair. She was talking about my life.”
You can definitely see the bars that are supposed to be behind Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu’s head through his face.
Great. I guess I’ll just have to write my OWN jokes about prehistoric deaf people now.
CHCH-TV: News You Can Use
To Masturbate
I can’t upvote this for some reason but I broke my month-ish-long posting drought to commend you.
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