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 +5Posted on Aug 6th, 2013 | re: This Hunger Games Camp Sounds Ch-Ch-Ch-Chill! (38 comments)

May the POGS be ever in your favor!

 +13Posted on Jul 18th, 2013 | re: Debunking The Pizza Math In Home Alone, Finally (28 comments)

there was only one slice LEFT that was plain cheese because Kevin was too busy bothering people who were trying to pack upstairs.

 +11Posted on Jul 18th, 2013 | re: Summer Jam 2013: TomCattt's "Yes Love" (14 comments)

Ariel Pink has really let himself go.

 +27Posted on May 30th, 2013 | re: What Is Patrick Stewart Even Talking About? (73 comments)

I get Proper European Pizza magazine

 +8Posted on Apr 8th, 2013 | re: Slaughterhouse 90210: Parks And Metacreation (18 comments)

Ron Swanson : Meat :: Garfield : Lasagna

I think “reading countless trend pieces over the past 8-12 months” might throw you firmly into the Hipster camp. I hope this helps.

 +5Posted on Mar 5th, 2013 | re: Katherine Chloe Cahoon Sneaks You Spring Break Fashions (13 comments)

“I like to do stand-up paddle”

 +10Posted on Jan 9th, 2013 | re: Obama Invites Cast/Crew Of 1600 Penn To The White House (18 comments)

that black bar is doing a great job. I can only see like 85% of that guy’s huge ass now

I feel it is worth pointing out that this kid is definitely Russian. something something un security council russia.

 +6Posted on Dec 3rd, 2012 | re: Adult Man Tells Magazine About His Dislike Of Television Show (47 comments)

The View is a talent contest? that IS confusing!

 +1Posted on Oct 26th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (120 comments)

whatever she sulked her way through the entire competition. If she thought Mimi was so bad she shouldn’t have let her lipsync for their lives. I mean, Mimi IS so bad and I would probably do the same thing if I got stuck with her, but she didn’t really even seem to be trying.

 +3Posted on Oct 12th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (51 comments)

Exactly. Taco is the fucking worst. Also The League needs to calm down on having actual football personality cameos. I get it, its probably awesome to make a show about fantasy football and then have actual NFL players want to be on it, but enough is enough. When I try to sell someone on this show, I’m like “well yes it is about football but its actually good because this ensemble cast (minus taco) is actually pretty well put together and paul scheer is a gem obviously.” Was anyone out there like “the league is cool, I just wish they got to meet and interact with more NFLers” there were like 8 minutes of material last night where the only intended audience reaction could be “so rad that these guys get to go to cowboys training camp and just bro the fuck out.”

 +9Posted on Sep 21st, 2012 | re: The Infamous Tig Notaro Set From Largo (7 comments)

this sucks.

 +2Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: Somebody Please Tell 'Em Who The F I Is. (85 comments)

Ugh. I love Dave Holmes so much. I know all the words to the first verse of a LOT of 90′s hip hop songs simply from watching Say What? Karaoke all the time. Also: Marry me.

 +7Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012 | re: WHY DIDN'T OUR DAD GET US A ZEBRA FOR OUR BIRTHDAY? (50 comments)

I bet she’s as jealous of my dad’s regular dad (non-ponytail) haircut as we are of her zebra.

 +10Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Nominations (85 comments)

I had to scroll up to make sure I didn’t miss a picture of Craig T Nelson

 +32Posted on Jul 12th, 2012 | re: Oh Good! Kirk Cameron's Talking About Gay Marriage Some More! (46 comments)

“Just because you love something doesn’t mean you can marry it. What’s next? A man marrying a delicious, artisan-crafted $5 footlong? I mean, where would I even find someone to perform that ceremony? And where would the wedding ring go? It’s just impractical. Some fantasies are just.. they’re just fantasies…”

 +1Posted on Jul 12th, 2012 | re: The Most Memorable TV Moments Of The Past 50 Years?! (42 comments)

I don’t think so.

 +11Posted on Jul 12th, 2012 | re: Even Chloe Sevigny Can't Get Her Dresses For Free, Ladies (22 comments)

at least the Laser Tag Emporium was kind enough to donate to her worthy cause

 +7Posted on Jul 12th, 2012 | re: The Most Memorable TV Moments Of The Past 50 Years?! (42 comments)

cant wait for the hurricane katrina netflix series. still dont get why they canceled that show.

 +7Posted on Jul 12th, 2012 | re: The Most Memorable TV Moments Of The Past 50 Years?! (42 comments)

the war on terror is really a war on GREAT TELEVISION?

 +9Posted on Jun 12th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount (118 comments)

“‘Last 48 Hours’ stands out as the saddest installation of this buddy-cop series yet” – Variety

 +13Posted on Jun 12th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount (118 comments)

“So when Rayanne Graff told me my hair was holding me back, I had to listen. ‘Cause she wasn’t just talking about my hair. She was talking about my life.”

 +2Posted on Jun 12th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount (118 comments)

You can definitely see the bars that are supposed to be behind Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu’s head through his face.

 +6Posted on Apr 25th, 2012 | re: Saving Seth MacFarlane's The Flintstones Reboot (19 comments)

Great. I guess I’ll just have to write my OWN jokes about prehistoric deaf people now.