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Guess I should look on the bright side, this could be my chance to see Ke$ha and Justin Bieber died horribly in a fire/bloodbath.
Sorry but I’m saving my money for the Goop colonic.
Will the congregation please rise and join us for a rendition of “I’ve Got a Spirit (oooo the holy spirit)”? Remember, parishioners in the first two rows will be funkdified by the Lord!
Where is God’s Love?
I learned that to get a man to drink a diet soda, extreme violence must be involved. Thank you, Pepsi Max!
I will accept. For my love of cute, puffy puppies knows no bounds
HEY! PLAGIARIST COMMENT! Hmm, whatever. Two dancing Chris Farleys are twice as nice (and sexy)
Sorry, dude, I think this guy has you beat for the”The Moist-Maker” of 1980s:
The corgis play better tetherball than me, Ring “All Air” a ding ding. At least, I have foursquare. Thumbs, FTW.
Birdie, you are the Rudy of my heart. Get out there and show them bitches and sons of a bitches…
I don’t like it either. I feel like another bad movie season and I might hear Academy Awards Nominee “White Chicks 2″
whoops, meant only us. Also one nomination for Country Strong? Did they not see Gwyneth Paltrow’s performance? Oh, they did. And it was terrible? Okay, just checking
Good to see that one writer from EW and my 12 year old self actually considered Justin Timberlake an award season contender. Well done.
Well done, Jessica Alba! one category, four movies. That’s, um, consistency?
I thought he was a 85 year grandfather/war veteran. So Gabe is Every (Wo)Man?
Damn you, Gabe! Ugh, linking to Jezebel. What will win out my loathing for Gwyneth or Jezzies?
Sorry, MTV but I’ll keep my decade long protest of the canceling of Clone High, thankyouverymuch.
This gives me hope that someone will find my disposable camera that I lost when my junior high class went to Virginia. Only a slide show could magically capture my boredom at Colonial Williamsburg
Watch out, ladies. I suspect there are less million dollar yacht owners and more of house boat owners from the 70s.
Why is there so much angry towards the regular blanket? I still have my blanket from when I was 1 and you won’t be able to pry it from my cold dead hands. Count me out of the Snuggie-Forever Lazy War of 2011.
Would it be cooler if he had this on a body part that made the island disappear when flexed/shrunk? Oh, no, wait, I don’t want to know where it would be….
or the night of the big dinner with boss and the human centipede is on the loose. Wackiness and terror ensues
Boo! The “baby monitor picks up outside conversations” premise has been done to death on 90s sitcoms. Now, if it was horror movie about having two dates on the same night and one turns out to be a serial killer, that would be horror movie gold
Of course, nothing can go wrong by taping a swatch of hair to your forehead. So fool proof
I am so mesmerized by the veins in his neck. Can’t stop watching, Swan will eat me