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 +6Posted on Mar 26th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Hunger Games Open Thread (96 comments)

I saw this in a theater in Williamsburg that was full of Adults and drank a Boozy Root Beer Float. Perhaps this is the alcohol talking (and the child free theater) but I enjoyed it immensely. It was a lot of fun and I really enjoyed the costuming and makeup. I could have dealt withsome casting changes like a less constipated looking Peeta and a rougher looking Gale but all in all a fun movie going experience.

 +4Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Anne Hathaway Stars In The Humblebrag Diaries (66 comments)

Ok. I get it. Anne Hathaway = the worst. But putting that aside can we please talk about why this question was even posited in the first place? I’m pretty sure every actor on earth has been asked what they think of Lindsay Lohan. And quite like my girlfriends opinion on Leap Day I just DON’T GET why “journalists” keep asking this question. How does someone even answer this question without being an asshole…

 +5Posted on Feb 29th, 2012 | re: Parenthood Season Finale: Open Thread (34 comments)

It’s just a really nice and simple family drama with believable plot lines and likeable fully realized human characters/relationships.

 +13Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012 | re: Blake Lively Has NEVER Been On A Date (31 comments)

I have never been on a date (with a person who isn’t my boyfriend).

(not a date)

 +2Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012 | re: Everything Now The Same As It Ever Was But More So (57 comments)

I think oversharing isn’t tied to the internet. I know this because there is a woman in our office who told the guy who sells us pizza about her miscarriage. :(

 +1Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012 | re: Everything Now The Same As It Ever Was But More So (57 comments)

I think society plays up the idea that women CAN use this as an excuse especially with a male boss. They were probably all at the beach that day (tampon free.)

THE REAL PROBLEM HERE is the fact that he somehow perceives the women in your office to be rude or bitchy and decided that it has everything to do with their periods? AS if a woman can’t have a bad day or if a client doesn’t deserve some push back every now and again.

Similarly I worked in an all female office where our boss was constantly reminding us to not take a “bitchy” tone in our emails. I am pretty sure no one would say that to a dude if he was being straightforward. “Hey Dude, what was with that no nonsense email. Are you on your period?” I also wasnt allowed to participate in client meetings if I wasn’t wearing enough makeup.

 +13Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Zooey Deschanel Jumps On The "I Was Bullied" Train (78 comments)

In college I learned that I was very special because I had the magical ability to dress myself before class (not wear pajamas), read at a 9th grade level, and not pee in my bed!

CHARLAINE HARRIS PLEASE (sookie stackhouse..ahem)

I will also take ANNE RICE.

Thanks!

I also really like it but I definitely think it’s a “right now” cut especially with bangs. I have had a few friend grow this in and usually because there is still a lot of hair on one side it’s really easy to cover up when it grows in or to have one of those fun asymmetrical cuts.

this is happening everywhere at a dive bar near you…

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THIS PICTURE TO DO THE QUINTESSENTIAL NEW MILLENNIUM SEXY BROOKLYN LADY HAIRCUT?

Is it terrible that this barely seems like a surprise? When I was in college (100 years ago) there were three girls down the hall from me who tormented each other on a constant basis. After a while they had to check their bed before they got in them due to the never ending supply of tacks placed under the sheets and covers.

The drama finally ended when one girl was sent to another room after she whipped an entire bottle of Malibu at their door. (The other two nightmares locked her out.) The hallway smelled like the Wave Pool at Water Country for a couple of days…

Also…did liquid drano consumption go way up after Heathers was released?

 0Posted on Sep 20th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Drive (64 comments)

I also saw it and thought it was fantastic. I was one of the lucky people that got whisked away alone into a secret room with one of the actors. It was reallly incredible and bizarre. I will not tell you what happened but if you can you should definitely follow the detective (duncan’s son) for one of the turns.

 +1Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: The Perfect Crime: Real Life Weekend At Bernie's (44 comments)

FINALLY!! Car pool lane all day everyday.

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: Lady Has Pretty Fingernails (25 comments)

I once saw a Boston bus driver with nails that were so long (at least 6″) they curved a OVER the steering wheel. Terrifying on so many levels as a passenger on that bus…

 +1Posted on Sep 12th, 2011 | re: Ryan Gosling Gets Mistaken For Ryan Reynolds, Says Ryan Gosling (50 comments)

IRL in my teens people would TELL ME I was Kelly Osbourne. People tried to take “sly” pictures of me too. (I do not look like Kelly Osbourne.)

 +1Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: True Blood Sookie Set (30 comments)

vampires don’t feel!

 +1Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: True Blood Sookie Set (30 comments)

OBVIOUSLY for vampire dinner with my sweetie I would serve up my dignity, self respect and suspension of disbelief. YUM.

 0Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: How Much Paul Rudd Is Too Much Paul Rudd? (22 comments)

I didn’t go to this but would like to know if he came because he WAS, in fact, at mccarren park for Wet Hot American Summer a few years ago… (it ruled)

 +1Posted on Aug 23rd, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E06: Did Friggen Shakespeare Write This Episode? (42 comments)

You really should! As a lurker, I’ve noticed your tone/style is very similar and complimentary to Gabe’s (his writing style is one of the #1 draws for me to this site.) Sometimes I don’t know whether you or Gabe wrote something and I have to go back and look and I’m always psyched to see your name. YEAAAHH.

 +1Posted on Jul 5th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E02: 24 Hour Panther People (29 comments)

SHIVAKAMINI SOMAKANDARKRAM SHAPE SHIFTER!

Well I can certainly ask again and again…

 +7Posted on Feb 22nd, 2011 | re: That's Your Funeral Home: Newton Bracewell (49 comments)

Shawntel N is totally my favorite. So I hope that she does not get picked. THAT GUY IS THE WORST.

 +5Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: 15 Ways In Which The Bachelor Will Be Different This Season (73 comments)

I have to admit that I have been known to watch this show…It’s seriously hilarious. I generally stop watching about halfway through but the first handful of episodes are ridiculous. I also love the idea that people think they are in love after knowing someone for what can’t be cumulatively more than a week while that other person is dating like 15 other people. It’s no rock of love but it’s still funny…

 +2Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Holiday Movie Nominees (416 comments)

Hey Guys,

Someone must have suggested this already but in the spirit of goodwill toward GABE are we allowed to nominate something NICE/ENJOYABLE for Gabe to watch? Like if we all upvote something wonderful won’t he have to watch it?

Here are my picks for wonderful xmas movies that I actually enjoy and think that Gabe should watch to get a fucking break because anyone who watched the Family Stone and ugh everything else nominated for us deserves this much.

* Black Christmas
* How The Grinch Stole Xmas (the original)
* A Christmas Story