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I don’t know but I know who should play La Sexorcisto.

 +11Posted on May 15th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (20 comments)

Strasser posted Die Wacht am Rhein on Laszlo’s Wall 10 minutes ago.

Laszlo posted La Marseillaise on Strasser’s wall 9 minutes ago.

 +16Posted on May 15th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (20 comments)

If he sends you a friend invite and you don’t accept it, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

 +19Posted on May 15th | re: It's Upfronts Time Again! (49 comments)

“This isn’t money!”
“well, it’s a good thin we’re not accountants”

“This isn’t beer!”
“well, it’s a good thing we’re not bartenders”

“this isn’t ham”
“well, it’s a good thing we’re not hamsters” … I don’t know, you get the idea.

 +9Posted on May 15th | re: It's Upfronts Time Again! (49 comments)

“This isn’t legal”
“Well, it’s a good thing that we’re not lawyers!”
Are you sure about that, because I’m pretty sure that defense would hold up in any court.

Any woman that laughs for 30 seconds straight at a boner mishap on her wedding day is the definition of “a keeper.” Congratulations, Nick.

 +4Posted on Apr 19th | re: Anthony Hopkins As A Very Hitchcock-y Hitchcock (23 comments)

…damn, this is harder than it looks.

 +6Posted on Apr 19th | re: Anthony Hopkins As A Very Hitchcock-y Hitchcock (23 comments)

More like Anthony Hopcock!

 +8Posted on Apr 19th | re: The New Mel Gibson Rant Is Strictly For The Rant Heads (42 comments)

“More like Richie Almost-LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” -Facetaco.

 +16Posted on Apr 19th | re: The New Mel Gibson Rant Is Strictly For The Rant Heads (42 comments)

More like Racist Yell Downer III.

 +26Posted on Apr 19th | re: The New Mel Gibson Rant Is Strictly For The Rant Heads (42 comments)

The sound clip of him yelling “PHOOOOOONE!!! PHONE!” is already my ringtone.

 +8Posted on Apr 19th | re: The New Mel Gibson Rant Is Strictly For The Rant Heads (42 comments)

More like Yell Gibson.

I know, right? The nerve of some people.

Looks like somebody’s feeling less than zero today.

 +10Posted on Apr 12th | re: Caine's Arcade Continues To Be Heartwarming For The Time Being! (3 comments)

Update: 1:29 PM

He’s already in rehab.

 +6Posted on Jan 10th | re: How Do We Update The Police Academy Franchise 4 Tha Kidz? (32 comments)

#Hitler’smom4SteveGuttenberg

 +23Posted on Jan 6th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (43 comments)

Come here, you son of a bitch

PSYCHE!!! Just kidding

My mom is dead.

Galifianakis. It begins with a ‘gal’, ends with a ‘kiss’”.

I don’t know, Bridesmaids 2 without Wiig is like The Hangover 2 without racism.

 0Posted on Jan 3rd | re: Children's Christian Cover Of "My Humps" Will Save Every Soul (42 comments)

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 +11Posted on Jan 3rd | re: Children's Christian Cover Of "My Humps" Will Save Every Soul (42 comments)

In the school’s defense, your shirt clearly showed satanic imagery.

 +44Posted on Dec 30th, 2011 | re: The Worst People Of 2011 (61 comments)

Oh, Britta’s in this?

 +49Posted on Dec 30th, 2011 | re: The Best People Of 2011 (51 comments)

Oh man, I love Harry Potter!