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Enjoy it, nerds, this is the only time you get to say, “I know more about space than you do” without being wedgied.
“Norwegian knot-less pine? Come back when you have some Brazilian redwood.” -Kelly
At least he was blocking someone. None of these kids held a block more for more than 1 Mississippi’s. If I was any of those kid’s father I would mention how much better their QB is at football. Then they would grow up in quiet resentment until that grew into passive aggressiveness and a displaced sense of self loathing. They would go off to college and become distant. When they finally had a family of their own, they would never visit and I would finally see that I didn’t really appreciate them. I don’t know, that’s what I would do.
EVERY day?! That’s it guys, cancel Wench Wednesday.
I really hope we get one last appearance from Beaver and Skinny Pete before the series ends.
No wonder he bailed when he saw the big bald dude playing with his daughter at the park.
What kind of name is Catweazle? A creature who is indifferent and likes to get out of stuff? Just what we need another Jeremy PIven. POWWW!
BOY! Catwazle, I haven’t seen someone misread a post since last time Billy Joel was allowed to drive. POW!
During Transformers health class the gang is shown slides demonstrating why you should always wear a condom.
It wasn’t cheap, but Simon Cowell finally figured out how to cover up his manboobs.
Who would’ve guessed that a group of people who didn’t have any problem with one of America’s biggest movie star playing a racial caricature would have denial issues.
Seems like any unpleasantness would’ve been avoided with nighttime work.
Local businesses are getting boned once again.
Well, if it was one of the Spygate rings, you could say the Patriots stole it to begin with.
When I have kids I’ll taking them there all the time. I’m not particularly religious, I just like fucking with people.
Today was awful. I went to a job interview where the two female interviewers just kept staring at my junk. I kept talking to them in an intelligent way but their eyes just kept glossing over. When I went to leave I heard one of them whisper to the other, then they both tried to muffle their laughter. I know they didn’t take me seriously, but to be honest I don’t even know if I want the job anymore. Then to make it worse some drunk woman made a disgusting remark at me on the train on the way home. I went to stand by a group of women to feel safer but they too were only interested in looking at my pants.
Kelly can help me do the public marriage proposal.
I’ve half-watched Girls for it’s entire run because my girlfriend loves it, but I feel like the show it’s not made for me so I’m not qualified to comment. It’s kind of like when my boss and my black work friends discuss Madea. I guess what I’m saying is Lena Dunham is the white, rich girl version of Tyler Perry. Yup, that’s it.
Gotta say, though I’m loving classic rock day at Videogum, this would make an excellent Xiu Xiu video.
Favorite blooper reels:
Arrested Development Season 2
In Living Color
Community season 1
…and so castles made of sand fall into Mount Doom eventually.
I’m pretty sure I could never have the skills to produce a show like Two and A Half Men, but it doesn’t mean I’m impressed by it.
You do not want to know what footage they used for pie day.
“Alright Sgt. Timothy Easterling, so you’re gonna go out there, dance your dance, say “Goodnight, I’ve had a very lovely evening”, go home. And that’s all you’re gonna do.”