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Riiiick, Riiiick, Riiiiick.
I just wanted to say that Peter Doocy’s Facebook profile picture is of him with Bradley Cooper. He’s grinning a lot, because of Bradley Cooper.
Fart From Home: The Adventures of Yellow Log
These withered old rutabagas are laughing on the outside but quietly dying on the inside as they dream up wistful college fuck fantasies involving the baseball team and steamy showers. Fuck on, Fox & Friends!
And they all want cake.
The unshaded lamp on the floor tells a sad, dark story. Also, same lady?
These are the kind of people who basically got divorced before they got married.
Is fake, no?
The Rhode Island accent really is the most beautiful accent.
Well, that explains that.
But how did they get the camera inside Eddie Murphy’s head?
His first sentence is like an Escher drawing:
“I almost preferred that you had a six-year-old daughter and sent her in there and let her come out with her review.”
I don’t… I don’t know what that means.
Well, technically, in our mailroom you have to kneel. It’s just the Gawker way.
Gabriel, are you trying to tell me that a comedian who is regularly on Chelsea Handler is something other than a wise, witty, consummate professional? Sir, I cannot believe this! Calumny!
I kept waiting for the song to start and then it never started.
So in your notebooks, is it Idris Delahaye or Gabe Elba?
“Human nature is evil.” – Miss America 2008.
Bjork just gets weirder and weirder with each passing year.
As a rule, I always keep my things worth a million dollars just lying in some field. It’s the best way to store valuables.
I shudder at the thought of his family’s kleenex budget.
I hate The Funny Kid. It’s one of high school’s most embarrassing routines.