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 +20Posted on Jul 16th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Daniel Beddingfield Wedding Proposal Guy (44 comments)

He is actually pretty smart. He is setting the pants-bar super low right from the get-go so that when they do get married he will be the no-pants king ruling over his no-pants kingdom.

 +34Posted on Jul 10th, 2009 | re: Kids Humiliate You On The Dance Floor The Darndest Things (37 comments)

A common part of my dance routine is getting things from the highest shelf so i think i could go head-to-head with this kid.

 +3Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 | re: Sacha Baron Cohen Appears On David Letterman Without Gayface (8 comments)

It was really really nice to see him talk like a normal person. I always knew he was a pretty smart guy, but i was getting pretty sick of “Bruno” interviews where not a single thing of any actual relevance was said.

 +3Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

Just subscribed to Lindsayism, looking forward to it! You will definitely be missed.

 +3Posted on Jun 24th, 2009 | re: Hey, Where Is Ronald Jenkees? (23 comments)

I wanna watch silent movies with him and he can play the soundtrack.

 +1Posted on Jun 23rd, 2009 | re: Please Let The Britney Spears Time Travel Holocaust Movie Be Real (27 comments)

I wish I had a bat-signal sized green light.

 +2Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Some Next Level Ottoman Humpers Shit (35 comments)

the guy on the stairs really steals the show. I have never seen wall humping pulled off that well before.

 +7Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase (210 comments)

“Serenity Now” – Jerry Stiller
“Serenity Now” – Jason Alexander

well that line is ruined forever.

 0Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Top Chef Masters: You Know When Your Problem Is? (13 comments)

Suzanne Tracht reacted like she got 20 dollars off the new washing machine she just purchased. Im going back to bed.

 +3Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Spoiler Alert: Love Happens (36 comments)


 +5Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: I Think We All Know Who The Comfort Wipe Is For (40 comments)

Thank god I can finally get my dignity back.

 +2Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: Old Dogs Is The John McCain Of Movies (54 comments)

Replace Wild Hogs with Paul Blart and I had the exact same conversation, with the exact same outcome.

 +2Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name? (95 comments)

I cant think of anything longer than Devin. I guess il never be invited to dinner.