We had a good time joking about silly videos, but remember, trampoline injuries are no laughing matter. Stay safe out there.
Oh no! They got Facetaco and Lilbobbytables already! everyone, into the prison!
If I can be self-indulgent for a second (self-indulgence in the Internet?!! Now I’ve heard everything! -you) I’d like to repost a comment I made from the living dolls post:
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
Subject: One, Kelly Conaboy, pop culture guru, cute animal film maestro. The time is here, the day is now. Just like any other day, the blog was grinding, the birds were chirping. But today Kelly is going to find something more terrifying than waking up in a carnival ride…for today, Kelly is waking up…in The Twilight Zone.
Remember when Kelly used to comment as “Steve Winwood”?
Remember Kelly’s mom? Kelly’s mom was great.
Also, remember when Kelly went to see David Blaine and an otherwise innocuous banana sweater became a VG meme staple? Good times.
You know, I don’t know if anyone’s ever told you this, but maybe you should relax.
Deploying the Washington Generals’ defensive strategy is not working out well for the Broncos.
Howie Long has accomplished a ton in his life considering he’s a life-size Lego figurine.
Oh NO! The FOX NFL robot has gone rogue! …oh wait, that’s transformers.
Only a tax company would think it’s a good idea to remind potential clients that your team isn’t playing. #killjoys
Yikes, Peyton interception. Maybe there’s a New York Manning curse?
And Cheerios takes the lead.
Lentil, quinoa, guacamole, buffalo soup.
Bud Light is the front runner for most overhyped commercial. They pull the upset, as Ford looked like a runaway winner.
Doritos Time Machine commercial has the early lead so far.
“Buy a Chevy; have sex with a cow”
Eli would’ve waited for the interception to turn the ball over.
The biggest question in this game is, does anyone like Joe Buck?
Katherine Chloe Cahoon just happened.
Well, I was rooting for the Broncos.
You dated Michael Cera?
You should’ve published them, you could’ve been Seth MacFarlane.
My cat jumped on my keyboard but this is also what I was feeling when I read this anyway.