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 +17Posted on May 25th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (76 comments)

I’m bringing Zimas.

 +3Posted on May 24th | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (87 comments)

In this one the main dude kisses a corpse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85XtOoMwD0s

 +7Posted on May 24th | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (87 comments)

Let’s watch foreign versions of Law and Order and try to figure out what’s going on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14wmchbC1AU&feature=related

 +19Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

Facetaco refused to take input on his comments. He refused to take creative input such as making his comments more accessible to a broader audience or using these catchphrases:
“AY Caramba! Now, that’s a spicy sauce!”
“In your Face! -Taco”
“Bzoinks!”
In addition to all of this the input to have a more extreme type of salsa in his avatar was all but ignored. At this time we have decided this will be for the better. However, he will continue in a consultant role.

 +20Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

I’m sorry but we have decided to part ways with the person who created Facetaco. The Facetaco comment account will now be handled by a Yahoo Answers commenter.

 +1Posted on May 10th | re: Can Coach Taylor Talk To You About Something? (22 comments)

OK,, so according to that, his roles have been: Party Goer, Pizza Delivery Boy, Student in Library and Dexter, respectively. AND YET YOU STILL WON”T GIVE HIM PROPS!!??

 +8Posted on May 10th | re: UHHHHHHH THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS GOTTEN WEIRD (35 comments)

oh noo, the back and forth emoticon has been taken away again! That’s what I get for trying to use a 3 year old meme.

 +8Posted on May 10th | re: UHHHHHHH THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS GOTTEN WEIRD (35 comments)

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Sorry, I learned binary at VGU

 +3Posted on May 10th | re: UHHHHHHH THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS GOTTEN WEIRD (35 comments)

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 +8Posted on May 10th | re: UHHHHHHH THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS GOTTEN WEIRD (35 comments)

It’s like a cross between Steve Winwood and TOPHERSUXXBUTT. The end times are here.

Aww, shucks. If I’d known you were going to do that I would’ve made a version that makes sense by itself. Here you go, Lawblog:

I think you’re misreading the second headline. Here, this might clarify things:

I’m not an expert but I do comment on the internet and I don’t think people who kill themselves don’t realize how much it hurts their friends and family, I think it’s more having to do with an actual medically-defined sickness. Calling people weak because they don’t have the faculties to deal with life does nothing more then stigmatize the disease.

 +4Posted on May 7th | re: Saturday Night Live: Eli Manning And Rihanna (25 comments)

The dictator was just the worst. Good job on the side work, Jay Leno writers.

I think the writing was actually pretty solid this episode, but as Kelly mentioned, little Manning could just not carry the whole episode. He wasn’t awful but the fact that his older brother is so good at it makes you wonder why Eli even did it. Does he need need this? Did he ask Lorne Michaels to do it?

 +7Posted on May 5th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (42 comments)

HEY! I’m on the front page of The Video Gum. I told all my friends and family about this, don’t blow it for me.

 +6Posted on May 4th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (42 comments)

Gopher Trace needs to have a picture of a Gopher in his/her avatar. Other than that, the name is perfect.

 +11Posted on May 4th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (44 comments)

My dad not only gives the worse presents but he openly mocks every present that is given to him. This past year for his birthday I gave him The Expendables on Blu-ray and he couldn’t stop talking about it for weeks. Thank you, Mr Expendable, may your sequels be many and often. Also, please premiere Father’s Day Weekend and if you know Donna Summer, can you tell her to put out a new album of disco hits?

 +11Posted on Apr 30th | re: Summer Jam 2012: "The Baddest" - Krispy Kreme (53 comments)

More like Lay-Z Downer Jr.

 +46Posted on Apr 30th | re: Summer Jam 2012: "The Baddest" - Krispy Kreme (53 comments)

Don’t bring infinity knives to a snot fight.

 +3Posted on Apr 27th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (47 comments)

Jeb’s comment in the Solo Dining Tip post is #1 in my heart.

 +11Posted on Apr 26th | re: Dear Internet, Did We Miss Something? (63 comments)

Rejectedjeffwhat? I see no rejectedjeffdunhampuppets.

 +7Posted on Apr 26th | re: Dear Internet, Did We Miss Something? (63 comments)

Oh man, if that guy wasn’t such a dick I would feel bad for him.

 +17Posted on Apr 26th | re: Dear Internet, Did We Miss Something? (63 comments)

He puts nerd glasses on the horse.

 +2Posted on Apr 18th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (43 comments)

Put the word “know” before Washington? I didn’t even know sentences were supposed to make sense.

 +2Posted on Apr 18th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (43 comments)

Would I like to watch a clip from the new Comedy Bang Bang TV show, featuring Zach Galifianakis? WOULD I?!