What I was trying to say, but better and quicker. Thank you!

I haven’t seen Catch and Release, but I do know it’s set in Boulder, CO, which is incidentally where the Celestial Seasonings factory is. This is clearly all common knowledge (it is not at all common knowledge).

4TH GRADE? Ugh, I really am old. Werther’s, anyone?

I think Vanilla Sky deserves a nomination for the ending alone, in which it is presumed that the audience is painfully stupid and thus every bit of the “twist” is explained in boring detail. Twist ending are usually the worst, especially when a tech support guy is necessary for understanding what the fuck is going on.

“Because slipping an incendiary note underneath my wipers is an invitation to war to me and my soldiers!”

Seriously?! The second one is clearly more ridiculous based on that line alone.

He has the ring in his hand, and he slips it onto the string sneakily while she gazes into his eyes, post-knot-tying, pre-finger-slipping. Obviously.

And I’m off to go kill myself…

I think the bigger issue is that Statler and Waldorf are totally gunning for your job, Gabe!

zing.

Driven – I nearly didn’t make it out of that one alive, and survival was based strictly on the vengeful will to murder the person who had brought me to see it.