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 +14Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 | re: Make Your Ordinary Toilet Paper Extraordinary, And Slightly Damp (37 comments)

So its able to be placed on top of the tank OR next to the toilet???? What a versatile product! How were they able to engineer that??

 +17Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crank (188 comments)

If Gran Torino was supposed to be a comedy then it was fantastic. Who knew Clint Eastwood spewing rapidfire obscenities and racial slurs in Christian Bale’s Batman voice would be so hilarious? I have a hard time believing Gran Torino was a serious movie but if it was… wow, really?

 0Posted on Jun 24th, 2009 | re: Scenes From The Hilariously Pointless "Fire David Letterman" Protest (94 comments)

Didn’t this Letterman thing happen like a week ago? This outrage really delayed.

 -8Posted on Jun 20th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (124 comments)

You of all people should recognize Soulja Boy as a true American hero.

 +4Posted on Jun 20th, 2009 | re: Some Next Level Ottoman Humpers Shit (35 comments)

Dude please stop.

 -7Posted on Jun 20th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (124 comments)

For the record, I’m not a conservative, I’m a moderate independent. My political posts are what happens when someone who says they are a moderate independent is ACTUALLY a moderate independent (rather than a radical liberal who thinks they are rational, level-headed individuals who objectively listen to both sides of every issue and just happen to ALWAYS agree with the radical liberal viewpoint).

That said, I tend to be sort of an asshole when playing the devil’s advocate online, so a good portion of any down-voting I receive is probably warranted. Whatever.

 0Posted on Jun 20th, 2009 | re: College Will Turn Your Daughter Into A Pregnant Liberal Who Hates Cookies (114 comments)

Everything you just wrote is incredibly ignorant. To suggest that being a Christian is somehow equal to supporting torture and bigotry is absurd. Its unfortunate that you and many others feel the need to every political and religious debate into a battle of who can make the most ridiculous sweeping generalizations because it prevents anyone from having a real, constructive dialogue. Most christians are not going to take you seriously if you approach them with shit like “you like jesus therefore you also support waterboarding and rush limbaugh” just liek you would never take someone seriously who comes at you with something like “you are liberal therefore you are on drugs and support communism and dead babies.”

In short, get your head out your ass.

 -2Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Some Next Level Ottoman Humpers Shit (35 comments)

im pretty sure no youtube video has or ever will be better than this one.

 0Posted on Jun 13th, 2009 | re: Tyler Perry Is The Black Anne Geddes (18 comments)

Well, don’t worry. There are plenty of white people that suck a lot more than Tyler Perry. Like Hitler. And Joe Rogan.

 -15Posted on Jun 13th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (78 comments)

I dunno… blowjob or something…

 -11Posted on Jun 13th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (78 comments)

Do I win a prize?

 -2Posted on Jun 13th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Reign Over Me (120 comments)

Why not? Its pretty spot-on.

 -1Posted on Jun 9th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Reign Over Me (120 comments)

Seconded! That movie was HORRIBLE, and that fact was only accentuated by the obscene amount of A-list stars in it.

 -11Posted on Jun 9th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Reign Over Me (120 comments)

Oh were there funny jokes in that movie? I must have been too distracted by Mos Def’s mongoloid delivery and the horrible plot which seemed to have been developed by YouTube comments. Oh, and all the unfunny jokes.

 -13Posted on Jun 9th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Reign Over Me (120 comments)

Be Kind Rewind is, off the top of my head, the worst movie I have ever seen. I nominate that.

 -36Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: College Will Turn Your Daughter Into A Pregnant Liberal Who Hates Cookies (114 comments)

I went to Purdue, which was a very conservative college. But my and your personal experiences aren’t what this ad is directed toward. Its directed toward parents who are afraid their children are going to be unwittingly led into abandoning their values and adopting unhealthy radical views while away at college. It happens. A lot.

 -63Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: College Will Turn Your Daughter Into A Pregnant Liberal Who Hates Cookies (114 comments)

The purpose of this organization is not to deny students an education or hinder their ability to think critically, its to prepare students for some of the ridiculous liberal ideology that is force-fed to college students around the country. Its not to promote ignorance, its to teach kids that just because their liberal professors and naive friends may promote damaging lifestyle habits and liberal-leaning views about politics, religion, and the world, they should feel no obligation to adopt these views and should keep in mind their upbringing and personal values when making decisions. I don’t see a problem with that. It is much preferable to the idiots who go to college for one semester and all of a sudden are hateful, shortsighted agnostic communists whose favorite activities include righteous indignation and trite marijuana-influenced rants about religion and politics.

 -30Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: College Will Turn Your Daughter Into A Pregnant Liberal Who Hates Cookies (114 comments)

Okay I think at this point you understand and agree with me but you are just being a dumbass intentionally, so I’m done with you.

 -28Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: College Will Turn Your Daughter Into A Pregnant Liberal Who Hates Cookies (114 comments)

So the music, the acting, the direction, even the coloring of this video don’t signal to you that it’s supposed to be funny? And you know, ALL THE JOKES? Jesus.

 -23Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: College Will Turn Your Daughter Into A Pregnant Liberal Who Hates Cookies (114 comments)

Obviously, it is a fear of some people that their child will return with some of the qualities the daughter in the video has gained while away at college (a very legitimate one) but its still VERY VERY CLEARLY a comical dramatization of this scenario meant to hook its viewers into attending the online workshop. HOW IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS???

 -3Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: Anderson Cooper Gets An Awkward Birthday Surprise: Kathy Griffin (33 comments)

Can I just say that Anderson Cooper fucking rocks? I didn’t even know he was gay until these comments, so now he rocks even more. And both those ladies are the worst. How can anyone possibly defend Suze Orman?

 -63Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: College Will Turn Your Daughter Into A Pregnant Liberal Who Hates Cookies (114 comments)

I am consistently reminded of how dense the Videogum readership.

Guys, this is VERY VERY CLEARLY supposed to be a comical dramatization. They are used quite often in advertising. Or do you guys believe Red Bull is actually claiming that you will sprout wings upon drinking their product? You are supposed to LAUGH at the JOKES. I’m emphasizing those words because they seem to be lost in your sea of irony these days.

 +1Posted on Jun 4th, 2009 | re: The Goode Family Is Really Baade (Double Woof) (58 comments)

Anyone see episodes 2 & 3? Pretty good, IMO.

 -1Posted on Jun 2nd, 2009 | re: The Goode Family Is Really Baade (Double Woof) (58 comments)

1. King of the Hill is an excellent show. Period.

2. All the people who are obviously offended because they relate closely to the characters in this show, but are hiding behind a thin veil of “well this show just sucks in general” need to shut up. Get over yourselves. Not everything has to be politically charged. Is okay to enjoy this show without questioning its political leanings.

3. Its not that great but there were a few funny parts, and I am definitely willing to give the show a chance to grow into something great like King of the Hill. You can’t really write off a whole series coming from someone like Mike Judge based on a pilot.

 -2Posted on May 27th, 2009 | re: Operation Watch This: The Norm Macdonald Reality Show (15 comments)

Dirty Work? The one that received universally bad reviews and failed to recover its budget?