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 +14Posted on Jun 30th, 2009 | re: Make Your Ordinary Toilet Paper Extraordinary, And Slightly Damp (37 comments)

So its able to be placed on top of the tank OR next to the toilet???? What a versatile product! How were they able to engineer that??

 +17Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crank (186 comments)

If Gran Torino was supposed to be a comedy then it was fantastic. Who knew Clint Eastwood spewing rapidfire obscenities and racial slurs in Christian Bale’s Batman voice would be so hilarious? I have a hard time believing Gran Torino was a serious movie but if it was… wow, really?

 0Posted on Jun 24th, 2009 | re: Scenes From The Hilariously Pointless "Fire David Letterman" Protest (94 comments)

Didn’t this Letterman thing happen like a week ago? This outrage really delayed.

 -8Posted on Jun 20th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (124 comments)

You of all people should recognize Soulja Boy as a true American hero.

 +4Posted on Jun 20th, 2009 | re: Some Next Level Ottoman Humpers Shit (35 comments)

Dude please stop.

 -7Posted on Jun 20th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (124 comments)

For the record, I’m not a conservative, I’m a moderate independent. My political posts are what happens when someone who says they are a moderate independent is ACTUALLY a moderate independent (rather than a radical liberal who thinks they are rational, level-headed individuals who objectively listen to both sides of every issue and just happen to ALWAYS agree with the radical liberal viewpoint).

That said, I tend to be sort of an asshole when playing the devil’s advocate online, so a good portion of any down-voting I receive is probably warranted. Whatever.

 0Posted on Jun 20th, 2009 | re: College Will Turn Your Daughter Into A Pregnant Liberal Who Hates Cookies (114 comments)

Everything you just wrote is incredibly ignorant. To suggest that being a Christian is somehow equal to supporting torture and bigotry is absurd. Its unfortunate that you and many others feel the need to every political and religious debate into a battle of who can make the most ridiculous sweeping generalizations because it prevents anyone from having a real, constructive dialogue. Most christians are not going to take you seriously if you approach them with shit like “you like jesus therefore you also support waterboarding and rush limbaugh” just liek you would never take someone seriously who comes at you with something like “you are liberal therefore you are on drugs and support communism and dead babies.”

In short, get your head out your ass.

 -2Posted on Jun 19th, 2009 | re: Some Next Level Ottoman Humpers Shit (35 comments)

im pretty sure no youtube video has or ever will be better than this one.

 0Posted on Jun 13th, 2009 | re: Tyler Perry Is The Black Anne Geddes (18 comments)

Well, don’t worry. There are plenty of white people that suck a lot more than Tyler Perry. Like Hitler. And Joe Rogan.

 -15Posted on Jun 13th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (78 comments)

I dunno… blowjob or something…