Pirate bulldog…

Is glad he doesn’t live in Europe anymore.

And that the “Keep America Beautiful” campaign that this commercial was a part of, was actually one of the first examples of corporate greenwashing – which is an attempt to divert responsibility from industries that rely on disposable and planned obsolescence products, and put the responsibility onto the consumer that improperly disposes of them? It was paid for by Phillip Morris (cigarette butts) and I think the Aluminum Can Corporation of America (cans, duh) among others.

Complicated, table for 6 billion please?

Extra! Extra! Slow news day on the internet! Get ‘em while their hot!

When each of these guys dies and goes to heaven this will be their greeting party.

Why did he tattoo an iPod onto his right forearm?

Mad people make the funniest artwork.

Can we agree on that?