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 +14Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: Let's Make It Facebook Official (66 comments)

no, the lesbian spaceship commander is CLEARLY the one on the far right. CLEARLY.

 +9Posted on Sep 29th, 2011 | re: A Fake Interview With Anderson Cooper (29 comments)

ok but have you ever had issues with being tired? COFFEE FIXES IT
-a lifelong insomniac

ps also, if you like coffee ice cream, you should try affogato, which is espresso poured over vanilla (usually) gelato, and it is so good. I feel like it’s my purpose in life to make everyone aware of it.

 +8Posted on Sep 29th, 2011 | re: Is This The Baseball Thing That Everyone Is Talking About? (41 comments)

I’ve been in a terrible/sad mood for two days (breakups suck, y’all) and this made me laugh for the first time all day. NUN ATTACK

 +5Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK) (172 comments)

whoaaaa I’m sorry you’re taking this disagreement so personally, and I really think your downvotes are mostly misunderstandings! I think after reading further in the thread, I do get what you’re trying to say, I just downvoted before I read the rest of the comments. That’s my kneejerk internet reaction to people implying pro-choice=pro-abortion, even when that’s not what you actually meant. So. Sorry about that, and here is a kitten, can we be friends now please?

 +4Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK) (172 comments)

dude, pro-choice people aren’t anti-life or even pro-abortion, but clearly (as seen above) some pro-death-penalty people are actually pro-killing-people, even if they’re not guilty of the crime they die for, so… I guess what I’m trying to say is that your analogy is really poorly chosen, and also you are preaching to the choir?

“Anyone who tells you differently is selling something”

 0Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: 2011 MTV Video Music Awards (59 comments)

babeyoncé? jaybeyoncé?

 +2Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (13 comments)

I really, really wish Joseph Gordon-Levitt would stop doing things that make me ashamed to love him

 +5Posted on Aug 29th, 2011 | re: 2011 MTV Video Music Awards (59 comments)

I would like to take this moment to remind everyone that the Foo Fighters are AIDS denialists, and that Justin Bieber forgot to thank the holy spirit in his acceptance speech.

 0Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: Today We Say Goodbye To Copper Cab (26 comments)

it’s extra good if you play both videos in this post simultaneously.

“Later I’m going to a dubstep rave.”
“weep not foooorr the memorieeeeees”
“I might make a video of it.”

 +3Posted on Jul 8th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 56: Antagonist Movies (117 comments)

this is my favorite.

 +18Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Razzie Award Nominees Are Announzzzzzzzzzzz (61 comments)

WHERE IS COUNTRY STRONG IN THIS LIST?!

 +39Posted on Jan 16th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (94 comments)

this was my #1 fav moment

 +11Posted on Jan 11th, 2011 | re: Oh Fuck You, Fred Phelps (62 comments)

also, kittens!

 +5Posted on Jan 11th, 2011 | re: Oh Fuck You, Fred Phelps (62 comments)

this is a great comment. thank you, plaidboy.

 0Posted on Jan 7th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

reservoir puppies

 +8Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: Videogum Announces Videogum's "Person Of The Year" (56 comments)

don’t forget the college students studying to become journalists, teachers and lawyers

I am taking a personal moment here on Videogum to announce without shame or reservations: I LOVE THIS MOVIE. DEAL WITH IT.

Also watch it and play drinking games. Vitamin C is in it!! 90′s, NEVER FORGET

 +1Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Posthumous Michael Jackson Video Featuring Akon And Immeasurable Sadness (83 comments)

I’m in class stifling laughter. A+, sir.

 +1Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Good Dog, Salsa Dog (80 comments)

I am having the worst day and all of your comments made it infinitely better. I may quit working on my degree, cash out my lolk and watch cat gifs and salsa dog forever. Monsters, you da best!

 +2Posted on Dec 6th, 2010 | re: This Is Your Christmas Tree Ornament: A Cat (92 comments)

I will upvote this gif every time it appears on the internet. With both thumbs.

 +9Posted on Nov 18th, 2010 | re: Look Like This!: Harry Potter (97 comments)

wowowowowow I shoulda looked him up earlier

 +1Posted on Nov 14th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: The Bottle Thread (166 comments)

the monkey’s hand reaching up to grab the pen.

 +13Posted on Nov 3rd, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Everyone In This Video Is An Asshole (161 comments)

ugh.

 +16Posted on Oct 27th, 2010 | re: Meet Ian Ziering: Professional Cosmetics Company Representative (77 comments)

I WANT TO UPVOTE THIS SO BADLY BUT THE THUMBS ARE OUT OF REACH