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 +4Posted on Apr 19th | re: R.I.P. Cash Cab (22 comments)

My dad is going to be so upset.

 +10Posted on Apr 10th | re: Sitting In Silence With Johnny Depp (18 comments)

Hey…Ronnie Vannucci from The Killers “LOOKS JUST LIKE!” Audience Guy too!

 +5Posted on Nov 17th, 2011 | re: That's NOT Your Protest: The Ryan Gosling People Magazine Protest (29 comments)

It’s the folks from BuzzFeed, and the folks from BuzzFeed are our friends. I STAND IN SOLIDARITY.

 +14Posted on Oct 13th, 2011 | re: Joel Schumacher Says Val Kilmer Was "The Best Batman," Do You Agree?! (72 comments)

It might have to do with my birth year, but when I think Batman I think Michael Keaton.

 +12Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: Child Actors Are Not People! (48 comments)

Thanks to Bailee I might have just decided my future kids will not be allowed to say the word ‘amazing’ until they’re 25. They will also be forced to call films ‘movies’ until college and I’m weighing an outright ban on the word ‘and.’

 +8Posted on Aug 17th, 2011 | re: The Actor In Gerard Depardieu Took Over On An Airplane (42 comments)

C’est l’homme que j’ai aimé dans mon enfance? Bof!

 +10Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies (155 comments)

A-box-of-gifts Now

 +1Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Synecdoche, New York (132 comments)

*Tennessee

 +29Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Synecdoche, New York (132 comments)

I have always thought that Samantha Morton’s house being on fire was a nod to the Tennesee Williams quote from the play The Milk Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore (it also became a film called Boom! starring Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton): “We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to look out of while the fire burns the house down with us trapped, locked in it.”
Other places in culture where this reference has popped up (at least in my mind that WANTS to see it pop up everywhere…) are in the movie Shutter Island, the Modest Mouse song “Blame It On the Tetons,” and the Talking Heads song “Love—>Building on Fire.” Thank you for giving me the opportunity to put this theory into a paragraph. I liked this movie.

 +3Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: The Smurfs Are Racist And Anti-Semitic, Claims This Dude (33 comments)

I too am mostly hung up on the Crown Royal bag.

 +9Posted on Mar 9th, 2011 | re: New York, I Love You, But You're Grossing Me Out (73 comments)

Well rats off to ya!!

 +3Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: That's Your Picnic: Albanian Picnic (69 comments)

I hope my 30th birthday party is just like this.

 +5Posted on Jan 20th, 2011 | re: Roger Ebert Is The Best (20 comments)

Love Roger, love the new prosthesis, agree with the hammer is my penis on all counts.

 +1Posted on Dec 16th, 2010 | re: Two Great Recipes For Egg Nog (52 comments)

Monsters, I’m glad you brought this up. So as I was watching this guy JohNNy SiZZle’s stuff last night, I was almost sure he must have partially inspired Wayne Campbell. And he’s Canadian like Mike Myers! Look at his hat and watch his monologue in this video:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4575731134496003639#

I was ready to launch an all-out investigation, but if someone could tell me how to somehow get this question to Mike Myers directly that would be very helpful.

Incidentally, this post made my day!

 +3Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: The Andrew Show: A Racist Child Complains About Marmaduke (134 comments)

something something Creedence Clearwater Revival.

 +1Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies (323 comments)

A Clear and Present Star of Bethlehem

 +1Posted on Nov 16th, 2010 | re: Denise Crull Is Our Generation's Antoine Dodson (59 comments)

“Test this woman for drugs!” – Luther

 +2Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

Sands of Iwo Zima

 +1Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

Sex on the Beaches

 +6Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

All Mad Dog 20:20′s Go To Heaven

 +16Posted on Oct 13th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 34: Back To The Future Edition (245 comments)

Twin Pines: Fire Shop With Me

 +1Posted on Oct 13th, 2010 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's "Country Strong" Music Video Is A Liar (76 comments)

p.s. I watched this until 0:44 at which point I was overwhelmed with sympathy embarrassment and had to stop.

 +5Posted on Oct 13th, 2010 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's "Country Strong" Music Video Is A Liar (76 comments)

My chief complaint about GP is that she makes too many appreciative noises when she eats, much like Bill Murray in “What About Bob?”. But hey, you stage your witch hunt and I’ll stage mine.

Oprah has also sworn by the forgiving cut of the Kamali swimsuit for 10 years, and you can see why.