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 +18Posted on Mar 26th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (92 comments)

And I believe she had the line of the night:
“Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions Jerry?”

 +17Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine's Day Edition (42 comments)

30 Rock won last night, hands down. It was an episode I believe by year’s end will make Maxim?s ?I?d Rape That 100.?

 +9Posted on Jan 15th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: 2010 Edition (54 comments)

Everybody!
This is Liz.
Liz Lemon.

 +16Posted on Jan 6th, 2010 | re: There Are No Stupid Answers, Only Stupid People Giving Answers (62 comments)

Who can blame her?
To dream the dream of one day owning your very own potato, as opposed to needing to resort to thievery and stealing others self-potato, is what Martin Luther King was trying to make a reality I’m almost sure.

We’ve come so far. And yet, we have so much further to self-potago.

 +13Posted on Dec 18th, 2009 | re: That's Your Videogame: Yoostar (28 comments)

“I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE’S HAVING” – Me

 +12Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Necky Says, "Scarves Are For Assholes!" (61 comments)

“I know these violent winter winds are threatening to erode the nose off my face like the Sphinx of Egypt, BUT I MUST MAKE THIS BIRDHOUSE TODAY!!!” – That guy.

 +11Posted on Dec 14th, 2009 | re: What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade? (162 comments)

“Imma Mad Black Woman!” – Diary of a Mad Black Woman

 +6Posted on Dec 14th, 2009 | re: What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade? (162 comments)

ugh. This is far too easy.

Catchphrase of the DECADE (of hell…which from what I hear had a good past few years.)

“YEAH! WHHHAT!! YEAAAHH!!” – Dave Chappelle alla Lil Jon

“I’m Rick James Bitch” – Dave Chappelle alla Rick James.

Well…now I’m off to wrap myself in a cloak of Axe body spray.

lol.

Easy.

 +1Posted on Aug 12th, 2009 | re: Party! Pizza Party! Video Pizza Party! (74 comments)

I think what helps its netflix popularity is the M Night Shyamalan TWIST ending.
You’re watching it, and you’re thinking “Man, the 80′s was a crazy time to live in, what with the Witchhuntings and turning your own butter.” And then it pulls a “The Village” twist on you and says “made in 2007″

 +5Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 | re: Meet You At The Food Court Of My Memories! (36 comments)

4 1/2 minutes long, and not ONE fanny pack?
Obviously this erroneous omission means this video is a FRAUD!!!
Fanny packs in the 90′s was not an option, it was required,
like plastic visors and slap on bracelets.

 +7Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: You Look Like A Little Black Boy (37 comments)

Why did that black kid have white parents? and keep demanding she wasn’t black?