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Methinks the gentleman who advertised SNUS on his website for 19 year old hipsters doth protest too much.
Can we just change it to “Everything-Is-Terrible-All-The-Time-Gum” and get on with it? Sheesh.
For the love of….Facebook Connect got me. THAT’S ME. I’M A VGUM COMMENTER! Not some sort of Facebook-nerd-come-lately. Ok bye.
Wow, people be gettin mad offended at your legitimate argument about the english language. Upvoted ya, brah.
My 11 year old niece, upon seeing a Jack and Jill ad on the side of a bus: I can’t wait to see that!
Rara: But it looks so stupid and silly!
Niece: [incredulous look] Aunt Rara, I want to see it BECAUSE it looks stupid and silly.
So. There you have it?
Al Pacino IS an Al Pacino impersonator. …[sic]
I imagine this will show up in her Google Alerts she no doubt has set up for “Gwyneth, Moms, Rich, Gold Leaf, Coldplay Sucks” so I’ll just leave this here:
Rara H. Internets
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Summary of Qualifications
Creative hair problem solver consistently able to exceed goals. Extensive “Country Strong” knowledge. Find ‘Shallow Hal’ to be actually pretty good. Coldplay is terrible.
Skills include:
-Using “cabeza” unironically in everyday speech
-Ability to suffer regular chicken instead of capon
-Fluent in MS Office Suite, Adobe Creative, $3000 espresso machines
Bloodbath and Beyond.
Well, I put my face in the milk and drank the cement. I hope you’re happy.
That entire argument *baffles* me. “Promotes unhealthy cooking” is a phrase that’s popped up all over since this news broke last week. To be sure, she is a very wealthy individual with the means, time, and associated gleaming rich person’s kitchen to make meals that routinely require at LEAST an hour of preparation. Not to mention ingredients that require a trip to the ATM before going to the specialty fish store for 6 lbs of lump blue crab meat or some shit. Who, pray, is living this “lifestyle” she perpetuates? It would be impossible to assume a life in which you make 3 meals a day from the Paula Deen repertoire. The implication that anyone is in danger because of her is ludicrous! We’re all fine. Everyone is fine. She is not as fine, but certainly not an asshole. Jeeesus.