That’s Dave Holmes? Of being beaten by that other guy on MTV semi-fame? THE Dave Holmes?
…..Hi Dave Holmes can I get your number real quick no reason.
My best friend in high school? Her brother once went up to Alyson Hannigan? The girl from American Pie? In a club? And said “I wish I had a flute.”? And I had such a crush on him?
Listen, I might not “like” “sports”, but I’m pretty sure that’s Larry Bird.
I actually unfollowed some Monsters last night (important BREAKING Twitter news, I know). Not for disliking them, but for their delusions of GABEdeur, (thinking they are Gabe, whose “thing” is “crotchety funny man”), and going all “OMG who give a care that an old died what did she even do lol hashtag sext” etc and I’m like…dude.
The world sucks enough as it is. Get off your iDroid and watch some god damned TV or something if you care so little. Christ.
Same goes for tepid Twitter eulogies so I guess I am saying I agree.
Yeah. Also torn re: William + Daisy (Willaisy).
Everyone: be nice to William!
Daisy: WHAT FAH?
Ha, Daisy, what fah indeed.
^That’s me. Unintentionally inserting a Facebook Connect into the conversation.
Pack it up everybody, Richie’s got this one. A++++ would do business again.
No Nostalgia = Gabe never eats the same sandwich twice.
I’m amused and puzzled at how absolutely almost no one has said “You can watch these very easily on DVD, available for purchase where DVDs are sold in exchange for money” because the internet I guess but also come on guys this show is too good to sit around Googling it for all eternity!
PS Lady Mary is the best THERE I SAID IT.
Your, possessive. It was a cock joke.
Oh god, I hope he doesn’t go on a pee bender.
The Titanic sank in 1912. They made a movie about it. -Lady Rara, Asshole Dowager Countess of Jerkshire
And a karate champ!
Not-Jobes…he never posts anymore…he’ll never know :’(
[Gabe, this would be a good time for you to be all "Hey baby, what's wrong?"]
That entire argument *baffles* me. “Promotes unhealthy cooking” is a phrase that’s popped up all over since this news broke last week. To be sure, she is a very wealthy individual with the means, time, and associated gleaming rich person’s kitchen to make meals that routinely require at LEAST an hour of preparation. Not to mention ingredients that require a trip to the ATM before going to the specialty fish store for 6 lbs of lump blue crab meat or some shit. Who, pray, is living this “lifestyle” she perpetuates? It would be impossible to assume a life in which you make 3 meals a day from the Paula Deen repertoire. The implication that anyone is in danger because of her is ludicrous! We’re all fine. Everyone is fine. She is not as fine, but certainly not an asshole. Jeeesus.
Methinks the gentleman who advertised SNUS on his website for 19 year old hipsters doth protest too much.
Can we just change it to “Everything-Is-Terrible-All-The-Time-Gum” and get on with it? Sheesh.
For the love of….Facebook Connect got me. THAT’S ME. I’M A VGUM COMMENTER! Not some sort of Facebook-nerd-come-lately. Ok bye.
Wow, people be gettin mad offended at your legitimate argument about the english language. Upvoted ya, brah.
My 11 year old niece, upon seeing a Jack and Jill ad on the side of a bus: I can’t wait to see that!
Rara: But it looks so stupid and silly!
Niece: [incredulous look] Aunt Rara, I want to see it BECAUSE it looks stupid and silly.
So. There you have it?
Al Pacino IS an Al Pacino impersonator. …[sic]
I imagine this will show up in her Google Alerts she no doubt has set up for “Gwyneth, Moms, Rich, Gold Leaf, Coldplay Sucks” so I’ll just leave this here:
Rara H. Internets
Summary of Qualifications
Creative hair problem solver consistently able to exceed goals. Extensive “Country Strong” knowledge. Find ‘Shallow Hal’ to be actually pretty good. Coldplay is terrible.
-Using “cabeza” unironically in everyday speech
-Ability to suffer regular chicken instead of capon
-Fluent in MS Office Suite, Adobe Creative, $3000 espresso machines