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 +17Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (352 comments)

When “The Unethicist” stopped on Gawker I thought to google the author. One Gabe DeLahaye. I’m pretty sure I found Videogum literally 3 months after it launched (No braggo I’m just saying its weird!). BTW Spend the rest of your day reading The Unethicist because it is gold and also Gabe and also cry a lot with me?

 +27Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (352 comments)

My friends! My old friends…. I don’t remember how to post a gif, even! :’( :’(

 +19Posted on Aug 16th, 2012 | re: Somebody Please Tell 'Em Who The F I Is. (85 comments)

That’s Dave Holmes? Of being beaten by that other guy on MTV semi-fame? THE Dave Holmes?

…..Hi Dave Holmes can I get your number real quick no reason.

 +12Posted on Jul 9th, 2012 | re: Better Questions To Ask Emma Stone (34 comments)

My best friend in high school? Her brother once went up to Alyson Hannigan? The girl from American Pie? In a club? And said “I wish I had a flute.”? And I had such a crush on him?

TWSS.

Listen, I might not “like” “sports”, but I’m pretty sure that’s Larry Bird.

 +11Posted on Jun 27th, 2012 | re: No More Twitter Eulogies, Please (71 comments)

I actually unfollowed some Monsters last night (important BREAKING Twitter news, I know). Not for disliking them, but for their delusions of GABEdeur, (thinking they are Gabe, whose “thing” is “crotchety funny man”), and going all “OMG who give a care that an old died what did she even do lol hashtag sext” etc and I’m like…dude.

The world sucks enough as it is. Get off your iDroid and watch some god damned TV or something if you care so little. Christ.

Same goes for tepid Twitter eulogies so I guess I am saying I agree.

 +19Posted on May 15th, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey S02E05: I Now Pronounce You Child And R.I.P. (48 comments)

Yeah. Also torn re: William + Daisy (Willaisy).

Everyone: be nice to William!
Daisy: WHAT FAH?

Ha, Daisy, what fah indeed.

^That’s me. Unintentionally inserting a Facebook Connect into the conversation.

 +8Posted on Apr 19th, 2012 | re: The New Mel Gibson Rant Is Strictly For The Rant Heads (42 comments)

Pack it up everybody, Richie’s got this one. A++++ would do business again.

 +25Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 | re: I Finally Have A Thing To Say About The Muppets (43 comments)

No Nostalgia = Gabe never eats the same sandwich twice.

 +13Posted on Apr 17th, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey S02E01: Get Your There's A War On (34 comments)

I’m amused and puzzled at how absolutely almost no one has said “You can watch these very easily on DVD, available for purchase where DVDs are sold in exchange for money” because the internet I guess but also come on guys this show is too good to sit around Googling it for all eternity!

PS Lady Mary is the best THERE I SAID IT.

 +9Posted on Mar 14th, 2012 | re: Never Fire Bear Grylls (33 comments)

Your, possessive. It was a cock joke.

 +16Posted on Mar 14th, 2012 | re: Never Fire Bear Grylls (33 comments)

Your WHAT?

 +5Posted on Mar 14th, 2012 | re: Never Fire Bear Grylls (33 comments)

Oh god, I hope he doesn’t go on a pee bender.

 +25Posted on Feb 21st, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey S01E01: All's Bates That Ends Bates (97 comments)

The Titanic sank in 1912. They made a movie about it. -Lady Rara, Asshole Dowager Countess of Jerkshire

 +35Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Who Is Your Videogum Valentine? (123 comments)

And a karate champ!

 +17Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Who Is Your Videogum Valentine? (123 comments)

Not-Jobes…he never posts anymore…he’ll never know :’(

[Gabe, this would be a good time for you to be all "Hey baby, what's wrong?"]

 +5Posted on Jan 17th, 2012 | re: Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole (91 comments)

That entire argument *baffles* me. “Promotes unhealthy cooking” is a phrase that’s popped up all over since this news broke last week. To be sure, she is a very wealthy individual with the means, time, and associated gleaming rich person’s kitchen to make meals that routinely require at LEAST an hour of preparation. Not to mention ingredients that require a trip to the ATM before going to the specialty fish store for 6 lbs of lump blue crab meat or some shit. Who, pray, is living this “lifestyle” she perpetuates? It would be impossible to assume a life in which you make 3 meals a day from the Paula Deen repertoire. The implication that anyone is in danger because of her is ludicrous! We’re all fine. Everyone is fine. She is not as fine, but certainly not an asshole. Jeeesus.

 +3Posted on Jan 17th, 2012 | re: Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole (91 comments)

Methinks the gentleman who advertised SNUS on his website for 19 year old hipsters doth protest too much.

 +6Posted on Jan 17th, 2012 | re: Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole (91 comments)

Can we just change it to “Everything-Is-Terrible-All-The-Time-Gum” and get on with it? Sheesh.

 +9Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Holiday Party Open Thread (125 comments)

For the love of….Facebook Connect got me. THAT’S ME. I’M A VGUM COMMENTER! Not some sort of Facebook-nerd-come-lately. Ok bye.

Wow, people be gettin mad offended at your legitimate argument about the english language. Upvoted ya, brah.

 +34Posted on Nov 14th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The People Who Saw Jack And Jill This Past Weekend (58 comments)

My 11 year old niece, upon seeing a Jack and Jill ad on the side of a bus: I can’t wait to see that!

Rara: But it looks so stupid and silly!

Niece: [incredulous look] Aunt Rara, I want to see it BECAUSE it looks stupid and silly.

So. There you have it?