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 +2Posted on Feb 10th | re: Monster's Ball: The Week's Best Comments (56 comments)

Monster Ball So Hard

 +5Posted on Feb 8th | re: Ladies, It's Time To Stop Having Men For Every Life Meal (64 comments)

*golf clap*

Jesus Christ Rash – lol

 +2Posted on Feb 8th | re: Saxophone Bikini Beach (26 comments)

I think it’s Dustin Hoffman we should be concerned with.

 +9Posted on Feb 7th | re: Werner Herzog Talks About Chickens (34 comments)

Did you read Gabe’s blog post on Chickens?

Wil.i.am?

Factual Error:

Steve-O drank horse semen, not cow semen.

Actually, maybe just error error. This whole chugging semen business is one big error.

 +31Posted on Jan 31st | re: Kate Hudson Spotted With The New Mr. Cool Disguise (130 comments)

Nice Try, Louis Simon.

I see through your Internet bag.

 +2Posted on Jan 13th | re: Friday Is A Cash Grab (18 comments)

YOUTH IS TRUTH

I WISH OLD RHYMED WITH LIES

 +6Posted on Jan 11th | re: Tina Fey Won't Bond With The Roots: UPDATE! (17 comments)

All a hoags.

 +6Posted on Jan 6th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (43 comments)

Go fuck yourself Lahey!