Order a dirty martini, take out your copy of “He’s Just Not That Into You” and a highlighter.
You think Grandma knows the kid is there, or he’s a stowaway?
Let’s be real here: The poor kid looks high! He got stoned and decided this was a good idea. Wowowowow.
Alec Baldwin is practicing his pranks, I see.
Question! Dick Whitman/Charles Whitman. Coincidence, or what?
i was thinking more like he is allergic to flowers?
i like my hate shows spoiler-free.
This party rock cab driver has the worst job ever, unless he really like drunk people? who likes drunk people?
I’m going pedestrian:
Best Picture – The Help
Best Actor – George Clooney
Best Actress – Glenn Close
Directing – The Tree of Life
Actor in a Supporting Role – Christopher Plummer
Actress in a Supporting Role – Octavia Spencer
Animated Feature Film – A Cat in Paris
Cinematography – The Artist
Art Direction – Midnight in Paris
Costume Design – The Artist
Documentary – Undefeated
Documentary Short – Tsunami and the Cherry Blossom
Film Editing – Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Foreign Language Film – A Separation
Make up – Albert Nobbs
Music – The Artist
Short Film (Animated) – La Luna
Short Film (Life Action) – Time Freaks
Sound Editing – Drive
Sound Mixing – Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Visual Effects – Planet of the Apes
Writing (Adapted Screenplay) – Moneyball
Writing (Original Screenplay) – A Separation
you guys, i figured it out! the entire existence of ryan gosling is 8 – 9 year long, slowly simmering prank that is going to end brad’s career!
the part when he’s crying in the back of the SUV because he doesn’t think he can kick his habit and the producer woman says flippantly, “No, you willlllllllll!”
also, the part where he is going up to cars on the onramp and shaking the hands of the drivers? why?
something about this video strikes me as distinctly “european”.
my mom is afraid of smart phones, of course she doesn’t have netflix!
good call, heading back to the video store now.
i rented the help (for my mom) blue valentine (for me and ronny brosling), crazy stupid love (for my mom), bridesmaids, and morning glory (for my mom.)
why wouldn’t clinton be whistling georgia himself? i bet he’d be great at it.
…ryan gosling? is that you?
“it’s chilly out here, it’s hard to talk sometimes!” (???!!!) who gave this guy a job as an anchorman?
you should be the president of hollywood!
whoa. i just read your comment in Movie Trailer Guy voice. side note: this cloning/restraining order thing should be a movie.
I misinterpreted this entire article. I thought Brodninski (Sp?) (too lazy to scroll up) wanted a straining order AGAINST himself, which opened up a can of worms in my head and although a self-inflicted restraining order is NOT the issue here or even a thing, and now I want to invent it and make it a thing that you can do.
Here’s my Perfect Crime Story:
When I was a child, my best friend and I stole a dog from our neighbor’s back yard because we were convinced nobody lived in the house and, Occam’s Razor, since we never saw the people, the dog must have been living there alone.
So my friend took the dog to her back yard and I kept the collar in my room. We named her Chee, after my good Hmong friend from school. That night, police arrived at the door and I was caught red handed. They told me never to steal dogs again and I learned my lesson.
we can all stop searching for the meaning of life because this youtube commenter found it.
the funniest thing about this video is that this house is in halifax.