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 +8Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's Work Out Is Hilarious (53 comments)

This seems ideal for the next T14TT. I’m sure Joe is worried about his batwings just like Gwyneth. Win-Win.

 +13Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 | re: Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys! (221 comments)

I almost cried real tears reading this :( .Best of luck Lindsay! Hopefully you and Paul Rudd can run away together now and start the cat ranch of your dreamz.

 +6Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Year One (94 comments)

I’m so sad about this! We’re gonna need a bigger Paxil :(

 +21Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song (68 comments)

This is definitely your boyfriend’s favorite song to blast while driving his H2. License plate = OPTMS1

 +14Posted on May 13th, 2009 | re: The Daily Show Reveals The Truth About Arizona State. Heh. (21 comments)

As an ASU graduate, I’m sorry you guys :( .
“The Harvard of date rape” = True

 +4Posted on Feb 27th, 2009 | re: Is This The Rainbow Bridge? No, It's The Caboodle Ranch (35 comments)

I’m not really a cat person but I WANT TO GO TO THERE. The mini shopping carts at the Wal Mart were the best. Such attention to detail.

 +4Posted on Feb 25th, 2009 | re: The Ballad Of Bobby Jindal (16 comments)


 0Posted on Feb 12th, 2009 | re: Always Take A Jacuzzi On The First Date, And Other Seduction Tips (22 comments)

Sexy dancing at 3:50 FTW.

 +6Posted on Feb 2nd, 2009 | re: Creepy Christians Teach Kids About Temptation (14 comments)

Sorry Lindsay. Overalls and salmon-colored shirt is my boyfriend.

 0Posted on Jan 28th, 2009 | re: They Don't Love You Like I Love You (17 comments)

Agreed. I was going to say that I blame/thank Rock Band for this.

 +5Posted on Jan 27th, 2009 | re: The Story Behind The "Don't Put It In Your Mouth" PSA (13 comments)

Kids are always eating muffins and beets. Those are classic kid snacks.

 +5Posted on Jan 26th, 2009 | re: The Reason :( Was Invented (16 comments)

Microsoft Songsmith beat?

 +1Posted on Jan 8th, 2009 | re: Nobody Wants Your Stupid Sandwich, Dude (8 comments)

Touche, cizmad

 0Posted on Jan 8th, 2009 | re: Nobody Wants Your Stupid Sandwich, Dude (8 comments)

Seriously! Who’s like, “this unproperly sealed pot of questionable-looking food is MINE”!

 +1Posted on Nov 4th, 2008 | re: Sarah Palin Gets Pranked Again -- By SNL (17 comments)

OMG I was thinking the exact same thing last night. Not only was it completely unfunny but it was like a glimpse into a terrifying possible future.

 +2Posted on Oct 14th, 2008 | re: Oh Yes, There Will Be A Saw-Themed Roller Coaster (11 comments)

Will Lindsay be riding this as an extension of the Saw Double Dog challenge?

People who whistle like that totally creep me out, so that was really terrifying.

 +1Posted on Jul 31st, 2008 | re: Let's Buy Steven Soderbergh's Che, You Guys (4 comments)

Listen, I don’t have $1,000, but I do have 54 cents and a coupon for $1 off a sub sandwich at Blimpie’s. They’re already in the mail.

 0Posted on Jul 11th, 2008 | re: "Clever Girl" Or "I Need An Adult!" (8 comments)

Oh my God. Wherever this is, I’m never going there.

 +1Posted on Jul 10th, 2008 | re: The 10 Saddest Ways To Die (8 comments)

That was incredible. Love Heidi’s shooting outfit. I’m totally wearing that next time I hit the range with my all of my guns.

 0Posted on Jul 10th, 2008 | re: The First Ten Minutes Of Reality Bites Back Do Not Bite (9 comments)

Wait. Isn’t that Theo from Road Rules or Real World or Road Rules/Real Word challenge? Is he a “comedian”?

 0Posted on Jul 2nd, 2008 | re: Christopher Hitchens Getting Waterboarded Is Not As Fun As It Sounds (4 comments)

Seriously, who chose the music? I guess I’ve never thought about the type of music that should be played to set the mood for torture. Maybe this was a good choice?

 0Posted on Jun 25th, 2008 | re: Al Roker Calls His Dick "Captain Winky" (3 comments)

For some unexplainable reason I was watching this last night and as soon as Al Roker said “name something that is slippery and hard to hold on to”, I knew things were going to end badly.

 0Posted on Jun 24th, 2008 | re: Escalator-Spinning Chick Will Inspire Kids (To Die) (3 comments)

This reminds me of an episode of Rescue 911 that I saw as a child where this kid’s clothes got stuck in an escalator and started strangling him because he was f-ing around or something. I don’t know how exactly, but this looks like it could end up just like that.

 0Posted on Jun 23rd, 2008 | re: Rob Zombie Finally Does Something Right (2 comments)

The tagline is the best.