This seems ideal for the next T14TT. I’m sure Joe is worried about his batwings just like Gwyneth. Win-Win.
I almost cried real tears reading this .Best of luck Lindsay! Hopefully you and Paul Rudd can run away together now and start the cat ranch of your dreamz.
I’m so sad about this! We’re gonna need a bigger Paxil
This is definitely your boyfriend’s favorite song to blast while driving his H2. License plate = OPTMS1
As an ASU graduate, I’m sorry you guys .
“The Harvard of date rape” = True
I’m not really a cat person but I WANT TO GO TO THERE. The mini shopping carts at the Wal Mart were the best. Such attention to detail.
Sexy dancing at 3:50 FTW.
Sorry Lindsay. Overalls and salmon-colored shirt is my boyfriend.
Agreed. I was going to say that I blame/thank Rock Band for this.
Kids are always eating muffins and beets. Those are classic kid snacks.
Microsoft Songsmith beat?
Seriously! Who’s like, “this unproperly sealed pot of questionable-looking food is MINE”!
OMG I was thinking the exact same thing last night. Not only was it completely unfunny but it was like a glimpse into a terrifying possible future.
Will Lindsay be riding this as an extension of the Saw Double Dog challenge?
People who whistle like that totally creep me out, so that was really terrifying.
Listen, I don’t have $1,000, but I do have 54 cents and a coupon for $1 off a sub sandwich at Blimpie’s. They’re already in the mail.
Oh my God. Wherever this is, I’m never going there.
That was incredible. Love Heidi’s shooting outfit. I’m totally wearing that next time I hit the range with my all of my guns.
Wait. Isn’t that Theo from Road Rules or Real World or Road Rules/Real Word challenge? Is he a “comedian”?
Seriously, who chose the music? I guess I’ve never thought about the type of music that should be played to set the mood for torture. Maybe this was a good choice?
For some unexplainable reason I was watching this last night and as soon as Al Roker said “name something that is slippery and hard to hold on to”, I knew things were going to end badly.
This reminds me of an episode of Rescue 911 that I saw as a child where this kid’s clothes got stuck in an escalator and started strangling him because he was f-ing around or something. I don’t know how exactly, but this looks like it could end up just like that.
The tagline is the best.