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randall seversen
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 -1Posted on May 13th, 2011 | re: When Otters Attack (48 comments)

Seems less vicious than this evil otter. http://youtu.be/M3pOoHRJgfw

 0Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

While there is a reasonable amount of actual shit in taco bell product, I think their beef is mostly sawdust.

 +6Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: Florida Sucks (94 comments)

The funny thing is, I agree with her. Florida sucks. But that common ground will not be enough to stop me from ripping this chick apart when my friends find out about this video in two weeks.

 +19Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: New Year's Resolutions, Guy Fieri Style (93 comments)

Do I really think this California Millionaire is getting laid? Yes. Yes I do.

 +6Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: New Year's Resolutions, Guy Fieri Style (93 comments)

He probably does everything in sixty second intervals. And yes, I’m talking about sex.

 +1Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: "While We Were Out" Open Thread (128 comments)

I don’t think this is intentionally bad, or really that funny, but it was on the internet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5tF9Cqamig

 +11Posted on Dec 17th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (295 comments)

ugh

 0Posted on Dec 17th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (295 comments)

Fashionably tardy to the dance party?

http://imgur.com/ZFpdc

 +3Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Ellen Sirot Somehow More Terrible Than We Realized? (55 comments)

Even if someone were to chop off my girlfriend’s left hand and foot, she’d still be all right.

 +6Posted on Oct 8th, 2010 | re: The Third Autumn Jam Of 2010: "Stop Looking At My Moms" -- Astro (28 comments)

Black Oedipus is a pretty baller rap name.

 +1Posted on Sep 30th, 2010 | re: Vitutuska (35 comments)

I don’t want to go back and check more than three times, but there’s definitely some bonus footage around the six second mark.

 +5Posted on Sep 30th, 2010 | re: Law & Order: SVU Captures Videogame Players Perfectly (86 comments)

Mine’s two parts sexy and five parts delicious.

 +1Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: 50 Tyson Has A Music Video, Autism (26 comments)

I’m gonna put out a rap record as Biggie Marciano.

 +4Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: The Nightmare (55 comments)

What, no sausage?

 0Posted on Sep 20th, 2010 | re: Is Shia LaBoeuf A Shape-Shifting Immortal Clone? (33 comments)

I wonder what DS3M thinks?

 0Posted on Sep 2nd, 2010 | re: A Brief Reminder About Tattoos (67 comments)

ummm how did it stay here?

 +4Posted on Sep 1st, 2010 | re: Announcing The Videogum Song Contest (74 comments)

Just submitted my entré! (That was a convoluted joke, inviting you all to suck on my sausage!)

Ecstasy makes me a better dancer.

 +1Posted on Aug 19th, 2010 | re: This Cover Of "Sweet Child O' Mine" Is Terrible (77 comments)

I was trying to write a comment about the Brazilian trending topics on twitter, but I couldn’t focus with this playing in the background. Sorry y’all.

Logged in to speak to this very point. In my pre drug days, I used to watch Painting with Bob Ross for the drug-like affect. This guy’s definitely got it.

 +3Posted on Jul 8th, 2010 | re: One Of The Funnier Instances Of Blackface In Recent Memory (62 comments)

I just want to know how JImmy Kimmel got a pass? Is he part Mexican?

Wish I had a nice sausage to eat instead.

When the world hands you crap, I make sausage.

 0Posted on Jun 8th, 2010 | re: Gwyenth Paltrow Makes Her Tacos Just Like The Rest Of Us (46 comments)

ooops someone already talk about the pits. guess i’ll keep my sausage to myself.