This is my cat waving goodbye to everyone who got raptured and simultaneously fighting off evil demons.

I’m a little late to the party, as I was only able to watch the episode tonight, but I’m going to throw out a few questions/theories anyway because this is the smartest place on the internet.
1) THE CAVE- Smokey Locke says this is Jacob’s cave, but I don’t really believe him. I think it is smoke monster’s cave and he is the one who wrote the names/numbers because he is trying to find specific people that will help him get “home”. Jacob already has a hideout in the statue foot and he was weaving a tapestry that seemed to serve a similar purpose to the cave wall writings. In an episode in season 3 it is stated that Jack is NOT on Jacob’s list, and yet his name is written on the cave wall. Also, The others sent Hugo back to camp when they were captured on the dock at the end of Season 2 even though his name was on the cave wall as well. Even the writing and names on the cave wall seems a bit crazy like The Shining or something and doesn’t fit with the elegant nature that Jacob seems to give off. The numbers have been stated to be part of the Valenzetti Equation that predicts the end of the world. So, what if the end of the world is what happens when the smoke monster is able to leave the island, and one of those people/numbers is the variable that will allow that to happen?
2)FLASH-SIDEWAYS- I don’t think that Juliet detonated the H-bomb, and that nor the Incident caused the alternate reality. I think the Incident happened as it did before, and that is what transferred the losties into present time. When they get back to the present, the Swan Hatch was still built, so the nuke did not destroy the energy pocket. I think DHARMA was cleaning up after the Incident and found the nuke and attached it to the failsafe switch that Desmond later triggered. Something is going to happen later in the season that actually causes the alternate reality where the Island is sunk. One reason for this idea is Ben showing up as a history teacher. If the H-bomb sunk the Island, he would be dead because he was shot by Sayid and given to the others to get healed before the H-bomb plan even happened. Something has to reset time way back before Ben ever comes to the Island, and not just reset time for the passengers on 815.
OK that’s probably enough crazy rambling for now, time travel and alternate realities tend to bring that out in me. One final note though, I would love it if the guy who played Biff in Back to the Future showed up somewhere.

DO NOT LOOK at this gif for very long or you will be hypnotized.

“You miss me, ’cause I missed you.” — Sgt. Bosco ‘B.A.’ Baracus. Aww, c’mon! He is talking about the awesome van! It is that quintessential action movie moment where shit gets real and the good guys go to their secret garage where they have a special vehicle stored away for when shit gets real. They then proceed to trash the (stored for 10 years in mint condition) vehicle unnecessarily breaking in to the enemy compound. It’s cinema at its best!

I was a bit taken aback by the tone of the Kevin Smith post, and so I am glad for this follow up. He has always seemed like a decent guy to me, and so I wasn’t sure where the ridicule was coming from. Maybe he is a secret jerk or something?

On the other hand, there was the Kirstie Alley post where I didn’t mind being a little mean because she seems kind of mean herself from what I have read of her “Tweets”. Also, she pretty much makes her living by doing shows about how she is overweight.

I dunno, to me it wasn’t about if someone was fat or not, but rather if they were a jerk or not.

I told someone at my work about these spectacular pajamas, and the first question was “Do they have a butt flap?” That pretty much killed the whole idea.

ideally, the haters would only be on the left portion of the screen.

Me and my BF are going to watch “Wild Hogs” tonight. He keeps saying the movie was named after him, but I don’t know what that means!

Maybe she is just one step ahead of the game (perhaps from the future?), and we don’t get it yet.

Being John Meowkovich

7 years ago sounds about right. I think your avatar is more frightening than any bomb evacuation gif could be though.

“Every alternate reality needs a qualified physician.”

It’s what you call a “way homer”.