I like to imagine that, while she is speaking, she is also watching a circus gymnast tumble across the room in front of her.
Tango and Cache
Bert’s death in Dark Knight Rises seemed really anticlimactic.
Pinterest also functions as a handy way for people to punish themselves for refusing to ever read directions.
“The tiny, human eyes are the windows to the NOPE.”- Shakespeare
“Not making rape jokes about audience members never took root in America because shitty local comedians see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed Comedy Central staples.”- John Steinbeck
In which Macfarlane has, apparently, next to zero creative input!
If nothing else, Rachel Blanchard should be recognized for her efforts with the Sarah Michelle Gellar prize, for Excellence in Surpassing the Career Of The Actress Who Did Not Reprise Her Starring Role In The TV Incarnation Of A Major Motion Picture, Blonde And Pretty Division.
I feel like there was a period of time– maybe 2006-2008?– where that was brought up in every article about him, like it was the only hook journalists could think of.
It got to the point of being a thing he was making fun of: http://www.funlol.com/5088/Steven_Colbert_interviews_himself!.html
RPAT looks like Darren Criss had the latter frozen to death on Everest.
One could ADDITIONALLY ask the question about why Pattinson is always playing dudes dating women between 10-20 years his senior!
WATER FOR ELEPHANTS 2: THE STREETS [FULL OF SOMEWHAT OLDER DAMES]
I feel like the best Scully impersonation is by the actress from the porn parody:
DISCLAIMER: This opinion based on knowledge that is weird to have.
This movie makes me feel like my own caterpillars and I might still be able to find love in this crazy world.
Don’t blame me, guys. I voted for Stephen Colbert as Che Guevara:
Saturday Night Spanish Flu
What a weird looking Kristin Davis, Amy Adams, Krysten Ritter, Dianna Agron, young Nicole Kidman, Candice Accola, Katherine McPhee, and Blair Waldorf.
“We’ve found a life on the highway.
And your way is my way,
So trust my navigation!”-
Kermit’s TomTom GPS video application
“That’s one of the good things about Paris. Lots of girls willing to play paddle ball into the lens.”
…says the 71-year-old man dressed like a regal pimp.
I want to read the article, but I am distracted by my own annoyance at actresses being photographed while awkwardly lying on the floor in skimpy clothes giving that come-hither-because-I’m-paralyzed look. Hate it!
I don’t recognize him.