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If nothing else, Rachel Blanchard should be recognized for her efforts with the Sarah Michelle Gellar prize, for Excellence in Surpassing the Career Of The Actress Who Did Not Reprise Her Starring Role In The TV Incarnation Of A Major Motion Picture, Blonde And Pretty Division.

 +1Posted on Jan 4th | re: A Very Long Article About Stephen Colbert (6 comments)

I feel like there was a period of time– maybe 2006-2008?– where that was brought up in every article about him, like it was the only hook journalists could think of.

It got to the point of being a thing he was making fun of: http://www.funlol.com/5088/Steven_Colbert_interviews_himself!.html

RPAT looks like Darren Criss had the latter frozen to death on Everest.

Bell Amy:

One could ADDITIONALLY ask the question about why Pattinson is always playing dudes dating women between 10-20 years his senior!

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS 2: THE STREETS [FULL OF SOMEWHAT OLDER DAMES]

 +14Posted on Jan 4th | re: You Can Never Truly Know A Person (37 comments)

I feel like the best Scully impersonation is by the actress from the porn parody:

DISCLAIMER: This opinion based on knowledge that is weird to have.

 +5Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Please Leave Your Pro Mirror, Mirror Comments In The Comments (82 comments)

This movie makes me feel like my own caterpillars and I might still be able to find love in this crazy world.

 +7Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Reader Poll: Is Bradley Cooper The Sexiest Man Alive? (71 comments)

Don’t blame me, guys. I voted for Stephen Colbert as Che Guevara:

 +3Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Reader Poll: Is Bradley Cooper The Sexiest Man Alive? (71 comments)

LOUD SIGH.

Saturday Night Spanish Flu

What a weird looking Kristin Davis, Amy Adams, Krysten Ritter, Dianna Agron, young Nicole Kidman, Candice Accola, Katherine McPhee, and Blair Waldorf.

 +15Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Of Course Armond White Gave Jack And Jill A Rave Review (40 comments)

My reaction:

 +3Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Bert And Ernie Record Driving Directions For GPS (18 comments)

“We’ve found a life on the highway.
And your way is my way,
So trust my navigation!”-

Kermit’s TomTom GPS video application

 +6Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: The Titanic 3D Poster Is Almost Perfect, But Not Quite (47 comments)

“That’s one of the good things about Paris. Lots of girls willing to play paddle ball into the lens.”

 +3Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: "What Is A Threesome" Is No "Self-Potato" But It Is Still Pretty Good (23 comments)

…says the 71-year-old man dressed like a regal pimp.

 +1Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: Aubrey Plaza's Ryan Gosling Neg: REVEALED! (9 comments)

I want to read the article, but I am distracted by my own annoyance at actresses being photographed while awkwardly lying on the floor in skimpy clothes giving that come-hither-because-I’m-paralyzed look. Hate it!

 +3Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: Siri & Furby: A Love Story (21 comments)

I don’t recognize him.

 +1Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (15 comments)

Steven Tyler reminds me of E.T. Therefore, he should be played by Rooney Mara.

 +4Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: Totally Normal Doll Video Has An Incredible Surprise Ending (23 comments)

Can I file a restraining order against an internet video?

 +24Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: Which One Of These Halloween Costumes Is The Coolest? (61 comments)

I was thinking of going as Miss Piggy, going as Annie Hall. That’s cool with everyone, right?

 +6Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: Could The Woman In Black HAVE A Lazier Tagline? (67 comments)

Direct address taglines are ok, I recommend always reading them in the voice of Dora the Explorer.

 +3Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: This Is A Photo Of Steven Seagal Standing With Joe The Plumber (20 comments)

“Nope.”- Luke Perry

 +9Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: What It Is Like, Apparently, To Work On A Flop (46 comments)

Does anybody else find complaining about a film’s FIRST WEEKEND GROSSES kind of endlessly tacky? As if there haven’t been various films that score low numbers initially, before making huge bank in international, or through home entertainment venues, or even by– GASP– earning a high domestic multiplier. That maybe just MAYBE if you made a marginally entertaining and distinct product, it will eventually get a following, due to the basic mechanics of human attention and disposable income as they manifest in spacetime.

Basically, if dude needs instant gratification, maybe he should cram his face with marshmallows, just saying.

I remember back in the 80′s when I was on the Videogum hotline with the winning Harrison Ford comment. Unfortunately, I lost all 10,000 upvotes when I couldn’t answer through a mouthful of peanut butter.