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 +2Posted on Sep 6th, 2012 | re: CNBC Asks Kim Kardashian For Her Take On The Economy, Obviously (41 comments)

I like to imagine that, while she is speaking, she is also watching a circus gymnast tumble across the room in front of her.

 +7Posted on Sep 6th, 2012 | re: What Should J.J. Abrams' Robot Buddy Cop Show Be Called? (56 comments)

Tango and Cache

 0Posted on Sep 6th, 2012 | re: Nope! (30 comments)

Bert’s death in Dark Knight Rises seemed really anticlimactic.

 0Posted on Sep 6th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (18 comments)

Pinterest also functions as a handy way for people to punish themselves for refusing to ever read directions.

 +7Posted on Sep 6th, 2012 | re: Nope! (30 comments)

“The tiny, human eyes are the windows to the NOPE.”- Shakespeare

 +8Posted on Jul 11th, 2012 | re: "Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience Member Gang Rape" Follow-Up (150 comments)

“Not making rape jokes about audience members never took root in America because shitty local comedians see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed Comedy Central staples.”- John Steinbeck

 +1Posted on Jun 20th, 2012 | re: Seth MacFarlane Once Again Compares Family Guy To Civil Rights (39 comments)

In which Macfarlane has, apparently, next to zero creative input!

 +11Posted on Jan 4th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Bridesmaids 2 Without Kristen Wiig?! (46 comments)

If nothing else, Rachel Blanchard should be recognized for her efforts with the Sarah Michelle Gellar prize, for Excellence in Surpassing the Career Of The Actress Who Did Not Reprise Her Starring Role In The TV Incarnation Of A Major Motion Picture, Blonde And Pretty Division.

 +1Posted on Jan 4th, 2012 | re: A Very Long Article About Stephen Colbert (6 comments)

I feel like there was a period of time– maybe 2006-2008?– where that was brought up in every article about him, like it was the only hook journalists could think of.

It got to the point of being a thing he was making fun of: http://www.funlol.com/5088/Steven_Colbert_interviews_himself!.html

 +2Posted on Jan 4th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: Does Uma Thurman Think Robert Pattinson Is "Good-Looking"? (38 comments)

RPAT looks like Darren Criss had the latter frozen to death on Everest.

 +1Posted on Jan 4th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: Does Uma Thurman Think Robert Pattinson Is "Good-Looking"? (38 comments)

 0Posted on Jan 4th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: Does Uma Thurman Think Robert Pattinson Is "Good-Looking"? (38 comments)

Bell Amy:

 +4Posted on Jan 4th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: Does Uma Thurman Think Robert Pattinson Is "Good-Looking"? (38 comments)

One could ADDITIONALLY ask the question about why Pattinson is always playing dudes dating women between 10-20 years his senior!

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS 2: THE STREETS [FULL OF SOMEWHAT OLDER DAMES]

 +14Posted on Jan 4th, 2012 | re: You Can Never Truly Know A Person (37 comments)

I feel like the best Scully impersonation is by the actress from the porn parody:

DISCLAIMER: This opinion based on knowledge that is weird to have.

 +5Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Please Leave Your Pro Mirror, Mirror Comments In The Comments (82 comments)

This movie makes me feel like my own caterpillars and I might still be able to find love in this crazy world.

 +7Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Reader Poll: Is Bradley Cooper The Sexiest Man Alive? (71 comments)

Don’t blame me, guys. I voted for Stephen Colbert as Che Guevara:

 +3Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Reader Poll: Is Bradley Cooper The Sexiest Man Alive? (71 comments)

LOUD SIGH.

Saturday Night Spanish Flu

What a weird looking Kristin Davis, Amy Adams, Krysten Ritter, Dianna Agron, young Nicole Kidman, Candice Accola, Katherine McPhee, and Blair Waldorf.

 +15Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Of Course Armond White Gave Jack And Jill A Rave Review (40 comments)

My reaction:

 +3Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Bert And Ernie Record Driving Directions For GPS (18 comments)

“We’ve found a life on the highway.
And your way is my way,
So trust my navigation!”-

Kermit’s TomTom GPS video application

 +6Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: The Titanic 3D Poster Is Almost Perfect, But Not Quite (47 comments)

“That’s one of the good things about Paris. Lots of girls willing to play paddle ball into the lens.”

 +3Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: "What Is A Threesome" Is No "Self-Potato" But It Is Still Pretty Good (23 comments)

…says the 71-year-old man dressed like a regal pimp.

 +1Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: Aubrey Plaza's Ryan Gosling Neg: REVEALED! (9 comments)

I want to read the article, but I am distracted by my own annoyance at actresses being photographed while awkwardly lying on the floor in skimpy clothes giving that come-hither-because-I’m-paralyzed look. Hate it!

 +3Posted on Nov 4th, 2011 | re: Siri & Furby: A Love Story (21 comments)

I don’t recognize him.