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 0Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: Dude, Your Cat Is Tripping Ballllllllllz (48 comments)

Friskies is always hip with the District 9 references.

 +5Posted on Jan 22nd, 2010 | re: The Final Episode Of The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien Drinking Game (35 comments)

Can we add onto the rules of time travel where we kill Hitler AND egg Jay Leno’s cars?

 +7Posted on Jan 14th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. Jeff Zucker (31 comments)

Holy shit! Zucker looks JUST like David Wallace from the Office!!


Leno=Michael Scott??? (Ok I just barfed myself a little)

 +1Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Show Your Support For Conan O'Brien (81 comments)

Please tell Gabe’s grandson to stop photo-bombing.

Damn photo-terrorists.

 +18Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: "The Green Hornet Official Trailer 2010" (62 comments)

“I am so fucking horny from this ecstasy right now”

If anyone reads Batman when Grant Morrison is writing it, this is EXACTLY what is going on.

“Someone’s late to the party”

-Says the guy with all the stained Lizzie Macguire Shirts.

 +14Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Pizza Party (153 comments)

I would of stuck out like a sore Mexican!

 +10Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!) (108 comments)

LOS ANGELES!! Where is the Pizza (Cocaine) Festival at?

You can’t SPIKE this PUNCH!

 0Posted on Dec 4th, 2009 | re: You Guys, Let's Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real! (349 comments)

I looked up that Boardner’s place. Seems like there is food and stuff. Things that are very important to me.

I don’t think they’ll let me bring my crap inside :(

I also need to take my pedophile trench coat to the dry cleaners on Monday. I also need to refill my xanax prescription.

 0Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: You Guys, Let's Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real! (349 comments)

I would do this even though I don’t know what places y’all are talking about (Alondra HOT WINGS!)

I can bring my mobile arcade setup! Because fun.

 +5Posted on Dec 1st, 2009 | re: You Guys, Let's Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real! (349 comments)

Let’s have an In-N-Out party Los Angeles!!!

 +6Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: The Very Best Pumpkin Head Christmas Dance Of All Time In The World (68 comments)

With renewed vigor I shall once again begin my thrusting.

 +5Posted on Nov 18th, 2009 | re: Charlie Sheen Wants To Give You $$$ To Pretend He Is Normal (52 comments)

Your class is where I want to fill my brain with special things.

 +4Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Kick-Ass Looks Kick-Pretty Good! (45 comments)

Not out myself as a nerd or anything (don’t ask, don’t tell), but this look pretty cool as it is like a panel for panel recreation of the comic book. That’s why they still use the outdated myspace video reference. Go Mark Millar!

 +15Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: Gossip Girl S03E07: I'm Dreaming Of A White Halloween (31 comments)

“Kiss pumpkins. If I saw a Kiss pumpkin on someone’s porch, I wouldn’t smash it in the street, because obviously they worked hard on it and destroying other people’s property is awful and unacceptable, but I would definitely IMAGINE SMASHING IT IN THE STREET!”

I think I learn 93% of my manners from Gabe.

 -1Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: A Girl In Romania Hates Kirk Cameron Enough For All Of Us (86 comments)

OMG have you seen her music video! HAWT! Tyra gotta step her fierce game up.

 +3Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: Terrence Howard Would LIke To Remind You To Wash Your Hands (47 comments)

Things like this make me feel like I am not ready to go out into the real world. I am 62.

 -1Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: Nicolas Cage In A Superman Costume (16 comments)

Just imagine the patented Cage Shrieks (TM) when his “Superman” walked by some kryptonite.

 +6Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: That's Your Music Video: Tom OC (69 comments)

But it is an LOL Cat. Any misspelling is the correct spelling. Iz eyez rite guyz??? (I am not right, I am Sam)

 +17Posted on Sep 8th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: AIDS ≠ Hitler (44 comments)

I’m more disturbed by the fact that I got a boner upgrade when he showed up.

 +15Posted on Sep 3rd, 2009 | re: What Are We Even Talking About Here, Chris Brown? (55 comments)

I live in L.A. and Power 106 is a big hip hop station. Anyway, they were having a “debate” about whether or not the fans should forgive Chris Brown. This lady calls the station proclaiming that we should forgive Chris and that he is her baby only to be RUDELY interrupted by a guy screaming in the background “WOMAN GET OFF DAMN PHONE BEFORE I……” then came the 5-second delay save.

 +4Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009 | re: The Hills Season 6: We're Gonna Need A Bigger ))<>(( (39 comments)

Seems like the like the viral marketing campaign for “Wolfman” is ramping up. I mean, did you see that first guy (beard face) Kristin was talking too?

 +7Posted on Sep 1st, 2009 | re: Lindsay Lohan Is America's #1 True Blood Superfan, Naturally (26 comments)

I blame Forgetting Sarah Marshall for America’s obsession with ridiculous vampire love stories.