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 +1Posted on Jan 7th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Audition (100 comments)

Olive grew up fast!

 -4Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Florida Sucks (94 comments)

I’m rarely ever cold and I’ve lived 2 minutes from a beach my entire life; everything is amazing and nobody’s happy.

It’s not always great, but Florida doesn’t suck, this lady is a drunken redneck bitch.

 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Florida Sucks (94 comments)

Man, she was really St. Augusteamed.

 +8Posted on Dec 17th, 2010 | re: Now Imagine Thor Was White... (155 comments)

The really offensive part is that these characters are gods and they are casting mortals to play them!

 +6Posted on Nov 16th, 2010 | re: The Ninth Autumn Jam Of 2010: "Teach Me How 2 Study" (54 comments)

I’m fairly sure that was intentional, either to be funny or to play on Teach Me How to “Dougie.”

 +5Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty (409 comments)

I agree with everything Gabe said but I still like this movie.

Also, everyone is probably going to think I’m really gross but (as a teenage girl) I always found Lester to be kind of sexy*. . . like hook up with your friend’s dad fantasy.(anyone? just me?) Although. . I’m 21 now and haven’t seen this in a few years and I’m not sure how old Angela is supposed to be so I guess it’s probably creepy and real grown up people should obviously not let that fantasy ever be realized.

I do think Lester deserves some credit for not following through.. I don’t think it was him not wanting to do it because she was a virgin, it was her revealing that she was a virgin that put her vulnerability and immaturity into perspective for him and reminded him that she was human and fragile and not a sexual object and that’s why he didn’t do it. Even though he was being a gross objectifying creep up until then, I think he got a reality check and was brought back down to earth, he is human and not completely awful (or he would’ve just done it, obviously.) Sure he was an idiot for getting himself to that point but he grew as a person by the end.

*I don’t think ridiculous pot-smoking responsibility-shucking self-important man-babies are sexy I just have a thing for dads. Do I need a therapist?

 +2Posted on Sep 18th, 2010 | re: Awful Movie Trailer Round-Up (31 comments)

Is Gabe done with Gossip Girl? Cause I’m not. QQ

 +99Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: "Gay Hipster Fight" OR: Babies Wearing Costumes! (130 comments)

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: The Kindle Girl Must Die (86 comments)

I do not like it* when a typo ruins the flow of my sarcasm. it*. you guys dont like *it

 +14Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: The Kindle Girl Must Die (86 comments)

what you guys dont like i when you try to strike up friendly conversation with a stragner and she’s a smug ass bitch about it?

 0Posted on Aug 26th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: America Does Not Got Talent (72 comments)

They only way I could concede that this man has any considerable amount of talent is if he designed and created every piece of that set and all the costumes and did the makeup and effects, but even then. . .

 0Posted on Aug 23rd, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E05: Sally, Interrupted. (127 comments)

she was cute, not for this show though =/

 +1Posted on Aug 23rd, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E05: Sally, Interrupted. (127 comments)

why are you downvoted?, i completely agree and thought everyone else would too. I could handle it maybe once, like comic relief for a split second, but not as a character, even a small one.

 +1Posted on Aug 19th, 2010 | re: Man With Swastikas On His Head Unlocks Internet's True Potential (84 comments)

Is that Natalie Portman? (@ John Ross Kirby)

 +5Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: Oh Great, Now THIS House Is Too Small! (22 comments)

but you can’t flush because your shower will get all cold! (or so TV tells me, but that has never actually happened to me, does that happen?)

 +4Posted on Jul 28th, 2010 | re: That's Your Movie: Who Killed Captain Alex? (35 comments)

But isn’t it worse/patronizing to exempt them from a little ridicule? I would make fun of an extremely low budget American movie if it was just ridiculous. It’s not “haha you can’t afford fancy effects” it’s “haha I’m not going to pretend this movie doesn’t look ridiculous just because you can’t afford fancy effects” I’m also going to go ahead and assume that this film does not embody their culture.

 +2Posted on Jul 28th, 2010 | re: That's Your Movie: Who Killed Captain Alex? (35 comments)

I can’t wait for Bangs to take me to this movie.

 +9Posted on Jul 27th, 2010 | re: That's Your Gubernatorial Candidate: Basil Marceaux (86 comments)

No but really, it feels wrong making fun of this man.

 +4Posted on Jul 27th, 2010 | re: That's Your Gubernatorial Candidate: Basil Marceaux (86 comments)

I thought it was obvious that he has a problem and everyone was just being insensitivegum today because he’s a politician (sort of?) and that cancels out the mental problem part and he becomes fair game again?

 +11Posted on Jul 22nd, 2010 | re: Some Actual Comic-Con "News" (49 comments)

cosplay is so silly

 +36Posted on Jul 22nd, 2010 | re: Some Actual Comic-Con "News" (49 comments)

look at THOSE fucking nerds.

 +7Posted on Jul 21st, 2010 | re: See You At Comic-Con 2010! (BONUS: BNPG) (1095 comments)

yes but did you think it was rape-rape virus? (had to)

 +2Posted on Jul 21st, 2010 | re: See You At Comic-Con 2010! (BONUS: BNPG) (1095 comments)

On Friday when I am doing cool things with my cool friends, the nerd inside of me will be crying over the fact I am not at the Joss Whedon Experience.

 +1Posted on Jul 19th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Inception (305 comments)

No you won’t let it!

 +16Posted on Jul 19th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Inception (305 comments)

((Joseph Gordon Levitt – gravity) + charming English guy) x Christopher Nolan = My dreams.

Also, does everyone hate JGL like Gabe? I’ve always thought he was great and just opted to boycott 500 days of Summer as not to ruin him for me.