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Hmmm I keep forgetting to work “what up, gamers” into daily usage

 +6Posted on Dec 10th, 2013 | re: SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!! (25 comments)

Where can I purchase the soundtrack to this film

 +10Posted on Sep 23rd, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Autumn Television Shows (42 comments)

Kids in the Fall???

 +2Posted on Aug 13th, 2013 | re: The Kids' Guide To The Internet! (54 comments)

yeah how the hell do i adjust it this picture is terrible

If that’s true, if you don’t know who I am, then GO SHIT IN THE OCEAN! #crossoverEpisode

 +1Posted on Aug 9th, 2013 | re: Celebrity Cronut Diaries: The Emma Roberts Saga (20 comments)

I want one so bad :( I went and had the pastry they USED to be known for and it was ridonkudonk

 +2Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

Battle of the Bigots 2012: Which Side Bigots the Biggest?

Someone kill me. Someone go back in time and kill me before Bill O’Reilly sarcastically calls for a boycott of all African-Americans.

 +18Posted on Aug 1st, 2012 | re: Billionaire Finally Attempting IRL Jurassic Park (54 comments)


GOOPY call him goopy

 +3Posted on Jul 27th, 2012 | re: Frisbee Disc Video Freestyle Jam (15 comments)

Aw, Joe, that was the hain*, bro!


 +1Posted on Jul 24th, 2012 | re: Keep Your Fingers Crossed For This Jumanji Reboot! (21 comments)


 +8Posted on Jul 20th, 2012 | re: Does Natalie Portman Mildly Dislike Christian Bale?!?! (35 comments)

Thought you were talking about Gerard Depardieu and I was like “damn, he woulda been a good batman”

 +2Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies (89 comments)

Submitting this video someone sent me rather than a resume

 +6Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies (89 comments)

Kelly, I nominate myself as Videogum’s offical Videoguame writer hello thank you i make gifs also i am perfect hire me for money now plz thx

 +1Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012 | re: Today We All Wish We Were This Child Drinking From A Hose (6 comments)

Dogs! Dogs. Dogs. You gotta get in on this hose water. Dogs. Come get in on this you gotta get in on this. God damn.

 +6Posted on Jun 28th, 2012 | re: Let's All Name Tyler Perry's Sci-Fi Movie! (48 comments)

Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married to A Xenomorph, As Well?

He says, without reading the comment immediately above his

My favorite is, “I thought Oreos were Family Cookies.”

Weird. That’s true for the only Eagle Scout I know, also.

 +6Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (71 comments)

It wasn’t the quickness that bothered me. I like that it was sudden, but it was just one really boring shot. I felt like there was a lot more sort of terror and darkness in that scene in the book. I also would have loved a shot from outside the tent of renly being killed in silhouette, which I think is described in the book (or i imagined when I read it?). I just kind of think something like that could have been handled much more stylishly.

I do think it’s a really good show, and most of the changes don’t bother me, I just think this scene could have been really impressive and wasn’t.

 +11Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (71 comments)

Shadowbabby scene was so rushed and matter of fact. Not enough WTFSPOOKY feeling. I felt like it had basically no impact after that pretty terrifying babbybirth.

 +9Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Kidz Jam: "Where Will I Go When I Die" (24 comments)

This guy stole my idea of being taxidermied and dressed up to be used as a very fashionable chair or bar! I’m UPSET.

 +46Posted on Feb 23rd, 2012 | re: Candidates Describe Themselves In One Word (78 comments)

Courage. I would describe myself as courage.

 +13Posted on Jan 6th, 2012 | re: Checking In With Toddlers And Tiaras (35 comments)

Oh god, I thought she said “it makes me feel like I wanna poo my mommy’s hair.”

And I wasn’t really surprised?

 0Posted on Jan 6th, 2012 | re: Tiny Dinosaur Expert Is Perfect (34 comments)

Would you hold this for a second? I need to make sure the others are correct.