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 +4Posted on Jan 18th | re: Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole (91 comments)

Gabe – Dr. Atkins didn’t die of a heart attack, he died after he slipped on ice and hit his head. I know this because I think it’s going to happen to me any time I’m on an icy sidewalk.

 +5Posted on Jan 10th | re: An Open Letter To Tina Fey Re: Bonding With The Roots (44 comments)

It’s because she’s already down with Rick Ross.

 +9Posted on Jan 9th | re: Saturday Night Live: Charles Barkley And Kelly Clarkson (25 comments)

The Wyndemere character bugged me the first time he was on but I couldn’t figure out why but it dawned on me this time: it’s a DIRECT rip from the strange “Berries and Cream” Starburst ads that ran a few years ago. They even stole the costume!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8

 +2Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: Top Chef S09E06: "Game Over" (Boo!) (17 comments)

Man, only 13 comments? Don’t get discourage, Gabe. Just because the usual monsters don’t watch this show doesn’t mean people aren’t reading these awesome write-ups (a fact that you clearly don’t already know by having access to all of Videogum.com’s VITAL SITE RECORDS.)

 +1Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: Michael Moore Hems And Haws His Way Towards Something Resembling Honesty (51 comments)

(this is in reply to fondue cheddar. southernbitch, you rule.)

 +1Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: Michael Moore Hems And Haws His Way Towards Something Resembling Honesty (51 comments)

What your argument fails to take into account are the massive, massive amount of money banks spend on campaign contributions and lobbying. Politicians are forced to run insanely expensive campaigns once every few years, and that money needs to come from somewhere. The elite are more than happy to foot the bill, but once that candidate wins, who do you think the politician is accountable to? This is why we used to have so many campaign finance laws, to prevent politicians being accountable to anyone other than their constituents. The banks and corporations have systematically destroyed all of these safeguards, and now the inmates are running the asylum via shady, anonymous Super PACs and massive massive lobbying fees.

The argument that Congress FORCED these banks to lend to subprime borrowers is so completely flawed and this guy will explain why better than I ever could: http://goo.gl/SWvmX

 +11Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: Michael Moore Hems And Haws His Way Towards Something Resembling Honesty (51 comments)

Why aren’t YOU compensated? Your comments make up 74% of the content on this site.

 +1Posted on Dec 4th, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: Charlize Theron Gets Bullied At School (30 comments)

Remember that 30 Rock when Liz Lemon realized that she wasn’t being bullied in high schol and that she was actually the bully? That’s Gabe.

 +20Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: Uh, What's Up With France? (43 comments)

You’re so right. These fucking assholes should get indoors and start commenting obsessively on Videogum to start REALLY knowing what it’s like to LIVE!

 0Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: The Heart She Holler Vs. Hell On Wheels (39 comments)

As a fan of all involved, I’m pleased to report that The Heart, She Holler is fucking horrible and borderline unwatchable. Hooray!