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The Fleetwood Mac sketch isn’t online because that song is approximately a zillion dollars to license.
Great, touching moment.
NOW CLEAN YR F’ING KITCHEN
THE SHIRTS SAY
“Hey man where’s that party everyone is talkin’ about?” and on the back, “In your mouth and everyone’s CUMMIN’”
He wouldn’t even need to make those sacrifices though! He’s worth over 20 millions dollars! He’s the VO guy for like 3 different national brands right now! Scrubs will be in syndication for years and years and years!
HE’S GOOD ON MONEY
Buzzmedia’s dev team is by far the worst I’ve ever had the displeasure of working adjacent to. I wouldn’t hold your breath for this to get fixed.
“Make sure to have a grown up cut the watermelon for you so if they slice off their fingers you can still eat the watermelon”
So totally bummed I’m learning this lesson at 27. I feel like so much of my life was a lie.
Hell yes. Cap’s on Cap’s on Cap’s.
Is he dressed as Cameron from Modern Family as some sort of commentary on gay marriage?
So sorry to hear you lost your buddy. If there is an afterlife, your bud will be there waiting patiently for you. And since dogs don’t understand time, your bud won’t even notice the wait.
Wish I could give you a hug through the internet.
I wonder how many monsters are at Meltdown any given Wednesday. We should make ourselves known to one another, I go to that shit alone!
FEEL SAD FOR LONELY DUKE NUKEM
In fighting against a shark, a speargun would be #2 on my list. #1 would be a bigger boat.
“A speargun and a knife were all they had to fend off the shark” UHHHHHHHHHHH
Of all the things you could be swimming with, those seem to be two of the best you could have in this situation. Better than having any sort of firearm for sure.
The shooting and editing in this video is really pretty good at times! Whoever shot this deserves to know better musicians.
While were at it, can every please stop referencing The Wire constantly?
You know the ONE mole you have on your arm? We’ll put the bridge of her nose right on that so nobody notices it.
Parks and Rec did a surprise wedding better. Still doesn’t mean it’s something that actually happens in real life.
Oh this is a wonderful wonderful comment.
“Imagine a nightclub underweater inspired by a watch created by artists” WAS my standard pick-up line. Back to the drawing board, I guess!
Negron has been doing standup forever. You’re insane if you think his payday from Fast Times lasted him 25 years.
I took Lazy Sunday 2 as Samberg’s send-off, specifically the last line: “On these New York streets I honed my fake rap penmanship, that’s how it began, and that’s how I’m going to finish it.”