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 +2Posted on Apr 10th | re: Don Draper Is Not Tony Soprano (89 comments)

And the back door in the kitchen that led to the service elevator was wallpapered to blend into the (hideously) wall-papered wall. Almost as scary as the Francis Gothic House of Pain.

 0Posted on Apr 6th | re: Hold On, Is David Simon Mad At You Guys? (24 comments)

or even “wearying” ones.

 0Posted on Apr 6th | re: Hold On, Is David Simon Mad At You Guys? (24 comments)

I’m tyring to think of something more intelligent to say in response to that article but really, I just keep coming back to “what a douche”. Good news for David Simon: I hwas bored by GK and Treme so I won’t be making any wearing comments online about those shows at least. OMAR RULZ.

 +12Posted on Apr 4th | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (16 comments)

Marshmallow was robbed.

 +13Posted on Apr 3rd | re: Downton Abbey S01E07: The Bate(s) War (Season 1 Finale) (51 comments)

“I was practicing my answer….Well, I daresay a lot of the things you do sound stupid to other people!”

Looking forward to S2 re-caps..so many dinners!

 +5Posted on Apr 7th, 2011 | re: Fruit Gushers Review (80 comments)

I’d kick in $1 to get this kid to post a review of these babies.

 +8Posted on Apr 7th, 2011 | re: Fruit Gushers Review (80 comments)

The Girl Scout Cookie review is terrifying (but accurate):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXhEQcRQSJ8

where are the parents? in my day, fat kids (i.e. me) hid in shame like they should, etc etc get off my lawn…

“but I have no time so I just pop the old cabeza in [Ed. note: UH, WHAT?] ”

Wiki says: Cabeza is a Spanish word meaning “head”. In Mexican cuisine, it is used to describe the meat from a roasted head of a cow, served as a taco or burrito filling[1].

I have no idea how that makes any sense in the context of whatever she is dodging on and on about.

This kid was on “Toddlers & Tiaras” last week, I saw the clip of it on “The Soup” (which is not to say I am above watchiing T&T, I’m not).

This poor child is actually two and yes I realize whether she’s 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 etc, it’s still heinous. This is the T&T footage of Mia, complete with Mom howling “yeah Mia, work it!” (and a scary pagent dad):
http://www.etonline.com/tv/106205_Tears_Tantrums_and_a_Mini_Madonna_in_Toddlers_Tiaras/index.html

 +8Posted on Nov 18th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: "Dance Naked In The Rain" Lady (81 comments)

Did we all note that this lady’s name on YouTube is “lifeofagreatmommy” and that she has her own little channel? Let’s get to know her, shall we?

About Me: At one particular passage in my luscious life, I described myself as being ” A Mother on a mission. A Woman with a vision”.

Now, I shall simply answer to the tasty tidbit of my own yummy tune … ” One hungry and most happy heartbeat; making love to a universe that adores me, unconditionally!”

Occupation:Inner Wealth Wonder-Kind Conscious Counseling and Consultations Comedic Genie – ‘out of the blessed lamp’

She got a whole wacked-out life up there on YT…including a video about her son (POOR KID) getting accosted by kids who cut off his braid…she has a video up of her sobbing and cradling the braid..it’s…supremely disturbing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5oC-fCt1fk
Random quote from the video: “There are people who don’t want me in this building because I look good in a bikini”.

 +38Posted on Oct 4th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Bride Wars (142 comments)

“I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a movie with more two-dimensional characters”

Two words: “Couples Retreat”

I am seriously intrigued by how awful Kate Hudson is in this movie – not to imply that anyone in this movie is remotely good – but Kate Hudson is so unlikable and horrible and wooden and un-human-like that it is a wonder she still is allowed to make movies. The only way this movie could have been worse was if Katherine Heigl played the Anne Hathaway part. Had that happened, we could have put in end to WMOAT because GAME OVER.

 +2Posted on Mar 4th, 2010 | re: Too Many LOLs Is The Hospital (39 comments)

damn it.

If this doesn’t work, just ignore me and I’ll go away.

 +1Posted on Mar 4th, 2010 | re: Too Many LOLs Is The Hospital (39 comments)

http://bit.ly/a7MYEV

 +4Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: Pilot Episode (58 comments)

My prediction is that Gabe will blow his own head off well before Season 5, and I predict it will be Hope and Michael’s angst-ridden house renovation (the breakfast nook!) that will send him over the age.

 +2Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009 | re: thirtysomething: Pilot Episode (58 comments)

From those are you keeping score at home:

Melissa = Hope
Nancy = Ellen

Carry on!

 -1Posted on Aug 29th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Beowulf (120 comments)

I second DuckDuck. The Happening is on HBO now and nothing I read about it prepared me for how bad it actually is. It has to be experienced to be appreciated for the depths of its awfulness. I didn’t watch the whole thing, maybe the first 10 minutes and the last 30 minutes but feel I deserve a medal for enduring that much. Please consider this for WM status, you will not be disappointed, its worstness is epic.

“Why you eyeing my lemon-drink?”