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 +2Posted on Nov 2nd, 2011 | re: Another Great John Crowder Communion (19 comments)

Peyote’s a hell of a drug.

 +5Posted on May 13th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Caleb Howe (104 comments)

Caleb Howe is the boyfriend America deserves, not the one it needs.

 +20Posted on May 7th, 2010 | re: Final Reminder: Mother's Day Is This Sunday! (67 comments)

Your mom is so cool. Seriously, my mom just figured out email. Once tried to have her read a Word document ton my computer and she didn’t know how to scroll up and down. Plus she is always coming into my room and doesn’t get that Edward is the one for me. But that is a whole other story entirely. Wow that anecdote really spiraled out of control quickly.

 +2Posted on May 4th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Tyra Banks (78 comments)

The girl at 0:45 (sorry I’m too lazy to make a gif) really sums up my thoughts:

“Whuuuuuuuuuuut?”

 +6Posted on May 4th, 2010 | re: The Porno Switcheroo Archives: Sesame Street DVR Description (50 comments)

No, you are not right.

 +7Posted on Apr 28th, 2010 | re: Oh Good, The Curb Your Enthusiasm Porno Parody Trailer (40 comments)

That Seductive Nurse (I’m assuming that’s how she’s credited in the film) really struggled to take her top off. Perhaps she should reconsider her career choice.

 +12Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 | re: South Park "Scandal" Open Thread (207 comments)

Can’t we all just peep some giraffes?

 +1Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 | re: Violent J Explains "Miracles" (78 comments)

You watch CSPAN?

Damnit. This was the supposed to be James Franco “so gooding” the pie in Spider-Man 3…