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 +10Posted on Feb 7th, 2014 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (279 comments)

Oh and this illustrates how I feel about Videogum better than I ever could put into words to Kelly and Gabe and everybody else:

 +29Posted on Feb 7th, 2014 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (279 comments)

Damn it… Videogum was the best part of the internet, the best part of the internet. I lurked for a long time before ever trying to add my own ‘funny’ comments. The Monsters are the best, the best monsters. Always felt like getting to see that actual cool kids from school riffing and cracking wise. I am sad. Just wanted to say thanks for the all the greatness. There’s never been a better time to get a Videogum tattoo, I should consider that, so I can tell my non existent kids/grandkids that I was there, or there adjacent. I experienced Videogum. Love you guys.

 +8Posted on Nov 9th, 2012 | re: The First Thanksgiving Jam Of Thanksgiving 2012 (30 comments)

“No matter what you do, no matter what you say…” Who is she singing to, God? If it’s a deity, why is she giving praise or thanks and then getting inappropriately flirty and such. That seems smite worthy. I’m not thankful for this song. Nope.

 +12Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

Real Genius. I quote that movie all the time, but haven’t seen it in a long time. Also it ruined what I thought college would be like, but then again, I’m not a genius.

 +6Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: DMX's First Encounter With Google (And A Computer?) (27 comments)

This might be DMX’s first meme.

 +3Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: Cuckoo Trailer, You Guys (4 comments)

Should be interesting to see who will play Samberg’s character in the American version. I assume it’ll be someone British. Also I guess I”m assuming they’ll make an American version.

 +2Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: Wednesday Afternoon Dance Break! (9 comments)

I’m going to guess that this older gentleman has been quite literally… “raving” since before these younger folks were born. And he’s dressed a million times cooler than them as well. And I bet he has some MDMA on him or at least had maybe tried it. He’s LIVED. The kids are all wrong…

 +13Posted on Aug 24th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Song About Legitimate Rape (20 comments)

This is gonna sound weird but ladies like these give me hope for the past. Know what I mean?

 +1Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: Oh, We Are So Close! (15 comments)


 +1Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: Oh, We Are So Close! (15 comments)

Drat! R2′s comment was both funnier and faster than mine.

 +2Posted on Jun 29th, 2012 | re: Oh, We Are So Close! (15 comments)

It’s cute when the baby does this. Not so cute when I do it. Also replace the popsicle with something whiskey based. Or deep fried, or both. Shameful… but fun.

 +9Posted on Jun 27th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Rap Song About Instagram (17 comments)

His song about LinkedIn is pretty good too.

 +4Posted on Jun 26th, 2012 | re: Paris Hilton: The Professional DJ (18 comments)

I’m hopeful that Paris Hilton can finally bring legitimacy to DJing the way she did to being a pop star, a reality tv star, an heiress and sex tape participant. She’s always breaking down barriers, you guys.

 +14Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 | re: Just A Good Speech About Marriage Equality From A Child (19 comments)

I like that right at the end after he’s done, he glances at the reporter as if to say “and that’s all that needs to be said”.

 +11Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 | re: Seth MacFarlane Once Again Compares Family Guy To Civil Rights (39 comments)

Seth MacFarlane is kinda like that kid in high school that all the ‘regular’ kids thought was really funny but they didn’t realize he was just quoting jokes from Carlin and Pryor or something. Actually, I’m not saying that he rips folks off, just that he hasn’t added anything new to comedy.

I find that I watch Family Guy on Adult Swim at night to fall asleep cause it can’t hold my attention. And if I laugh at a joke on the show, I kinda hate myself for a little bit.

 +6Posted on Jun 1st, 2012 | re: Two Men Shot In Fight Over Kool Aid (22 comments)

As foretold in the ancient texts, The Kool-Aid wars have begun.

 +3Posted on Apr 27th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: A PICTURE OF ZOOEY DESCHANEL WITHOUT MAKEUP ON! (48 comments)

I forgot to include #nofilter

 +14Posted on Apr 27th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: A PICTURE OF ZOOEY DESCHANEL WITHOUT MAKEUP ON! (48 comments)

It makes me wonder if Siri put her up to this, they seem to have a pretty good relationship and maybe Siri was all like “Zooey, you should not put on makeup for this photo shoot thing. Oh and what kind of soup do you want today?”

 +7Posted on Apr 20th, 2012 | re: Don't Let The Weekday Chickens Catch You On This Beautiful Friday (23 comments)

There is something comforting in knowing that humiliating children with internet videos is not just a U.S. thing. Teasing kids is the true universal language, that and Esperanto.

 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (52 comments)

I’m waiting for the day when there is a Monster who calls itself, Spencer Davis… that will be fun that day.