I have no idea what this is in reference to, but it is a lovely little vantage onto something, and I am upvoting it.

*gets

This is the only guide to the internet I need: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPsUmhqncAg

“I am going to send a live feed of me hanging myself. No one cares if I die or not.”
i.e. “No one wants to see this, so I will put it online.” Yep, that’s how blogging works.

(And yes, I’m already on my way to jail.)

Whoa.

I couldn’t remember who he was, so I looked up his imdb page, where I discovered the following piece of “trivia”:

“He has earned the nickname ‘Wild Bill’ among friends and co-stars for his apparently crazed sense of humor and his love for elaborate pranks.”

I would like to request a YCMIU about Bill Paxton editing his own imdb page.

This could be my favourite comment ever.

“Break the cycle”? So, a reference to domestic violence AND a terribly confused metaphor all in one go? Perfect.