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 +19Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: And Now It Is Time To Rest (46 comments)

I had to go through the arduous process of logging in (the ‘new’ commenting system has never worked for me) just to say:

I first learned the word “quincunx” from Mr. David Foster Wallace in “Infinite Jest.”

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <#

 +11Posted on May 7th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (107 comments)

“Wait. He’s just a pawn.”

Best line of the episode.

 +2Posted on May 7th, 2010 | re: NPR "Spoofs" Lady Gaga's "Telephone" Like A Bunch Of "Dorks" (26 comments)

The real news here, that everyone is overlooking, is “The Roost” is the fucking best.

I <3 Ti West.

 +3Posted on May 7th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (107 comments)

That was spectacular.

 +5Posted on May 7th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (107 comments)

My roommate’s cousin is Eric Stonestreet (the fat gay guy on Modern Family.) True story.

Modern Family is mediocre-to-good. Also true story.

 +9Posted on May 7th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (107 comments)

It’s also the broadcaster that PirateBay user eztv rips Community from….

Not that I would know anything about that.

 +33Posted on May 5th, 2010 | re: Gabe And Max Wish All The Moms A Happy Mother's Day (79 comments)

Every time there’s a Gabe & Max video, it just reminds me how much I want to be dating Gabe and/or Max.

Mostly Max.

Actually, mostly both of them.

In no way is Marie Antoinette “presented as high drama.”

I’d say more, but I’m fairly certain I’ve had this fight with you in some previous WMOAT comments section…

Most underrated film of the past decade. Easily.

 +2Posted on Feb 23rd, 2010 | re: My Little Ponies Perform Showtunes And/Or Two Tickets To Nightmare Town (62 comments)

Unrelated, but: I can’t even tell you how much I love your Username/Profile Pic.

It is my new fantasy.

 +1Posted on Jan 27th, 2010 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Leather Face's "Born In The DMZ" (23 comments)

“Virginia Tech N9ne.”

Rap lyric of the year.

Shut it down.

 +7Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: The NFL's Ladainian Tomlinson Must Be Very Rich! (33 comments)

Ha Ha, HAHA.

 +2Posted on Dec 11th, 2009 | re: A Very Special Christmas Thursday Night TV Open Thread (91 comments)

I want to have a lot of sex with Chris Pratt.

Totally homo.

 +10Posted on Nov 9th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: In The Land Of The Women (91 comments)

Referencing your avatar would have worked just as well.

Lacuna, inc. ftw.

 +1Posted on Nov 2nd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games (144 comments)

And here I had all but put on my “Professor Defender” hat.

“STATUS: CASE DISMISSED!”

YAY! Thank Jeebus.

 +7Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gone In 60 Seconds (112 comments)

Don’t you worry. I love, love, love Funny Games (both of the barely different versions) and Haneke in general. I will defend it valiantly.

 +8Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World (246 comments)

No.
No, no, no.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
:(

 +6Posted on Oct 17th, 2009 | re: Glenn Beck Cries Because We Don't Live In A Coke Commercial Anymore (67 comments)

Hell, I’d even settle for “the great taste of Coca-Cola back when it was made with actual fucking sugar.”

 +2Posted on Oct 17th, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta S02E10: Beast Frenemies Forever (13 comments)

All the wine is all for Kim.

That was spectacular; I didn’t want it to end.

Coach McGuirk = <3

 0Posted on Oct 6th, 2009 | re: David Letterman Gets In On That Sweet "Free Roman Polanski" Action (34 comments)

Huh. For some reason that thread where the OP answered the question wasn’t there, so I responded? How strange.

 0Posted on Sep 20th, 2009 | re: 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (345 comments)

Breaking Bad could’ve used the recognition, but I’m still (completely) fine with a Mad Men win.

 +2Posted on Sep 20th, 2009 | re: 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (345 comments)

Did Tina Fey just make a snide jab at Jay Leno!?!?!?!?

 -1Posted on Sep 20th, 2009 | re: 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (345 comments)

30ROCKBETTERFUCKINGWIN.

 0Posted on Sep 20th, 2009 | re: 2009 Emmy Awards Video Pizza Party (345 comments)

Yeah. That’s really weirding me out.