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 +2Posted on Jul 28th, 2013 | re: What Is Even The Point Of Professional Comedy? (26 comments)

A+ use of music, tho

 +4Posted on Jun 25th, 2013 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: 146 Human Children Named "Khaleesi" (73 comments)

I only regret that I have but one upvote to give for this comment. FANTASTIC.

 +7Posted on Jun 5th, 2013 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (30 comments)

LATER, LOSERS!

 0Posted on Oct 9th, 2012 | re: But Should Anderson Cooper Go On TV And Fight With Star Jones? (13 comments)

 +9Posted on Sep 15th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (49 comments)

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2012 | re: Nick Nolte Riding A Bumper Car Is Perfect (18 comments)

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 0Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Rebecca Black's New Music Video Posted Without Comment (25 comments)

Fantastic.

 +2Posted on Nov 9th, 2011 | re: Who Should Produce The Academy Awards?! (99 comments)

AWESOME

 +8Posted on Oct 21st, 2011 | re: Stupid Anti-Drive Lawyer Rests His Case (22 comments)

“Ryan Gosling played two Jews before: In all good things [sic] as a Jewish murderer, and in The Believer: Neither was Jew hating as I recall.” – that “lawyer”

 0Posted on Oct 16th, 2011 | re: Kids Eat Their Pets The Darndest Things (27 comments)

Irrelevant gif, just test posting to see if it works in an old article to avoid embarrassment.

 0Posted on Oct 16th, 2011 | re: Kids Eat Their Pets The Darndest Things (27 comments)

 +12Posted on Sep 29th, 2011 | re: Why Don't You Just Marry Tom Cruise Already, Brad Bird?! (42 comments)

YOU KNOW WHAT, WE CAN’T ALL HAVE SYMMETRICAL TEETH IN OUR FACES, OKAY? SOME OF US ARE JUST CROOKED COULD BE ANYONE REALLY.

Yeah. I especially love the part where Jane fights vampires. http://amzn.to/n6Tqul NOTHING IS SACRED.

 0Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (9 comments)

That watermelon-carving video IS soothing. But also reminds me that summer is over. Less soothing.

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2011 | re: Anti-Coning Is The New Coning (26 comments)

CONSTITUTIOOOOOON!

 +3Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK) (172 comments)

I’ve decided that you’re my favourite. Heh. “King of Italicstan”.

 +2Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Brother And Sister Are Full Of Raw Eye Touching Game Talent (11 comments)

AUGHRAAAHHHNONONONO

 0Posted on Jun 20th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (11 comments)

I liked it. But I have very low standards when it comes to superhero movies. I blame the fact that I watched Batman Forever at an impressionable age.

 0Posted on Jun 15th, 2011 | re: The Fourth Summer Jam Of 2011: Toasters N' Moose's "Taste The Biscuit" (41 comments)

WHY CAN’T I STOP WATCHING THIS

 0Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: Operation Watch This: Out Of Sight (40 comments)

Oh noooo, Wendy and Lucy. I watched it with a friend who got it because the cover said it was ‘uplifting’ or something otherwise completely misleading. I spent the entire movie trying to pretend I wasn’t crying, being like I HAVE ALL THE THINGS IN MY EYES. Also, my dog had died earlier that year. So much fun.

 +3Posted on Apr 7th, 2011 | re: A Note On The Christian "Parody" Of Rebecca Black's "Friday" (60 comments)

At least this one’s voice is kind of better? Like, still auto-tuned but not as nasal. Also, “Thursday: Five days after the day before Sunday.” CLEARLY THIS IS WHAT CONSTITUTES THE PARODY LOL.

 +3Posted on Apr 4th, 2011 | re: Anthony Weiner (D-NY) Takes The Republicans To Bill School (57 comments)

Upvote for Redwall reference! (aka baby’s first food porn)

 +1Posted on Mar 28th, 2011 | re: Limited Edition Scarface DVD To Cost Entirely Reasonable $1000 (36 comments)

“La plus belle des ruses du diable est de vous persuader que les trampolines sont un plaisir innocent.” – Fauxdelaire

Translation: AHHHHHHHHH NO MORE TRAMPOLINE STORIES!

 +6Posted on Mar 24th, 2011 | re: The Fifth Spring Jam Of 2011: Bangs's "My Life Is Hard" (45 comments)

Your oaken table?

 +3Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: Setup Trailer, You Guys (32 comments)

Correction: He realizes he is acting in his SECOND feature-length film beside a rapper known as “50 Cent”. I’m worried about James Remar, you guys.