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 0Posted on Aug 15th, 2013 | re: Afternoon Pizza Break! (24 comments)

I love this gif! It’s an optical illusion pizza. Sometimes it looks like the outer pepperonis are moving in a different direction than the inner pepperonis!

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters 2: Which Witch?

 +7Posted on Apr 11th, 2012 | re: The World's Only Acceptable Flash Mob (16 comments)

You’re welcome, raptor jesus!

 +16Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

As soon as I watched this video today, I knew Gabe would come to the rescue with a rant about it. I suggest watching the other big viral video of the day, Caine’s Arcade, as a nice antidote.

 +2Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: Finally A BELIEVABLE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Backstory (32 comments)

‘Taint no TANT!

 +3Posted on Jan 30th, 2012 | re: A Girl Can Say Things Backwards, Which Is Certainly Something (36 comments)

That’s exactly what I was thinking. She just outed her secret identity.

 +13Posted on Apr 27th, 2011 | re: The Bully Project Trailer, You Guys (169 comments)

Facetaco, I understand where you’re coming from and initially I’d agree with you. But there seems to be rising evidence that empathy in young Americans has decreased over recent years. The causes aren’t clear, although I blame the internets. Just yesterday on NPR I heard about a study using pop song lyrics to show a rise in cultural narcissism.
And if you can access it, the actual study is here:

 +5Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 | re: The Governator Trailer, You Guys (47 comments)

Why does no one seem to care that Arnold Schwarzenegger has three teenagers locked inside a secret vault in his mansion! Where is Chris Hansen?

 +8Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 | re: Well, The 2011 Day Of Prayer Looks Fucking Terrifying (90 comments)

OMG it’s my birthday too! Double monster birthday, Cinco de Mayo, National Prayer Day, worlds colliding!

 +73Posted on Mar 28th, 2011 | re: Friends With Benefits Trailer, You Guys (74 comments)

So now I have to go back and watch Black Swan again after watching both these trailers? Lily really is after Nina’s part?

 +10Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: Worlds Been Had Colliding: Keenan Lip Dubs With 50 Cent Edition (56 comments)

So does Keenan just mouth the word watermelon to all these songs?

 +8Posted on Nov 3rd, 2010 | re: Stay Safe Online, You Guys (77 comments)

Did I see the poop back and forth forever kid in this?

Ha ha! We’ve just been viral marketed to by Chinese tire manufacturers trying to think of a way to recoup losses due to recent tariff hikes. In two years we will be clamoring to watch her 3D autobiographic cinema verite mockumentary concert film co starring a jive-talking cg Michelin man.

 +7Posted on Oct 21st, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Juan Williams (146 comments)

You know I’m not a bigot. But when I get on a plane, I gotta tell you if I see people in Christian garb and I think, you know, they’re identifying themselves first and foremost as Christians, I get worried; I get nervous.

 +5Posted on Oct 7th, 2010 | re: The Great Internet Experiment Is Over (Please?) (64 comments)

Well, now I no longer have “I sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to your house. Did you get it?” in my head. Thanks?

I’m pretty sure this is just the hambone.

 +18Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: One Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Blu Ray DVD Giveaway To Rule Them Ugh (221 comments)

You can have my uncanny ability to tolerate Steve Winwood!

Yay for 5 minute photoshop skills!

 +12Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Teenagers, You're Liking Music Wrong (225 comments)

In what world does boy rhyme with floor and more? Am I the only one who kept expecting him to call himself a stupid whore?

 +38Posted on Aug 9th, 2010 | re: True Blood S03E08: This Show Is Just Gross. (39 comments)

Wait a sec. Are you saying Eric Northman is acting fake and gay? True Blood writers must be hanging around Videogum.

 +4Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Just Because (80 comments)

Happy Birthday! I hope Birdie enjoys a Cookie Puss cake!

 +4Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For The Justin Bieber 3D Biopic That Is Real? (99 comments)

Bieber Boo: Electric Boobaloo

 +1Posted on Jul 28th, 2010 | re: That's Your Gubernatorial Candidate: Basil Marceaux (86 comments)

“Gob bless American.” – Basil Marceaux

Any fan of Arrested Development has got my vote (if I lived in Tennessee).

Also this: “this law make all marines immune from all crimes including murder and are above all civil law.”

 +40Posted on Jul 7th, 2010 | re: Birdie Watches Germany Vs. Spain In The World Cup (106 comments)

Birdie doesn’t like you using the tag Soccer, prefers “Football”.

Just trying to post a picture using this old thread no one will probably read.

 +5Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Soccer = Socialism, Says This Impressively Crazy Dumb Racist (139 comments)