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Italian, French, of Floridian?
I was just glad the muppet kept her top on, because I thought it was going that direction briefly.
You are the best.
I once went to a music festival where my friends were more excited about Muse than about The Cure. They tried to leave before The Cure finished their set. I talk to none of these friends anymore.
“The funniest part though dude, how about the answering system totally makes rape jokes itself!”
“No, no, no. This isn’t a rape joke, it’s a joke where rape is just a humorous aside that is totally incidental and funny! No, it’s still incidental that she’s screaming about being raped and that also the machines use sexually violent language. So, see, not a rape joke.”
Why is that people will work so hard to make joking about rape a nothing matter?
Sure, great, the horse can open a door, but obviously, and we can likely blame this on his upbringing, he doesn’t know how to close one.
I’m 25 and afraid of learning how to send a text message on my flip phone.





















That won’t accomplish anything, FLW. You’ll still have the mental image forever. However, for a low fee, I’m willing to perform a lobotomy on the portion of your brain containing the memory. I’m good at this sort of stuff.