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 +1Posted on Feb 8th | re: Saxophone Bikini Beach (27 comments)

That won’t accomplish anything, FLW. You’ll still have the mental image forever. However, for a low fee, I’m willing to perform a lobotomy on the portion of your brain containing the memory. I’m good at this sort of stuff.

 +12Posted on Feb 8th | re: Saxophone Bikini Beach (27 comments)

Italian, French, of Floridian?

 +6Posted on Feb 7th | re: For Josh On His 18th Birthday (27 comments)

I was just glad the muppet kept her top on, because I thought it was going that direction briefly.

 0Posted on Feb 3rd | re: 42 Saint Bernards (34 comments)

You are the best.

 +4Posted on Feb 1st | re: Newt Gingrich Wants Brad Pitt To Play Him In A Movie (45 comments)

I once went to a music festival where my friends were more excited about Muse than about The Cure. They tried to leave before The Cure finished their set. I talk to none of these friends anymore.

 +2Posted on Feb 1st | re: Who Doesn't Love Sketch Comedy From College Students?! (33 comments)

“The funniest part though dude, how about the answering system totally makes rape jokes itself!”

 +4Posted on Feb 1st | re: Who Doesn't Love Sketch Comedy From College Students?! (33 comments)

“No, no, no. This isn’t a rape joke, it’s a joke where rape is just a humorous aside that is totally incidental and funny! No, it’s still incidental that she’s screaming about being raped and that also the machines use sexually violent language. So, see, not a rape joke.”

Why is that people will work so hard to make joking about rape a nothing matter?

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 +11Posted on Feb 1st | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (45 comments)

Sure, great, the horse can open a door, but obviously, and we can likely blame this on his upbringing, he doesn’t know how to close one.

I’m 25 and afraid of learning how to send a text message on my flip phone.