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 0Posted on Sep 7th, 2012 | re: The True Face(s) Of Inspirational Politics (30 comments)

so… zack braff is going to either bite me or give me mouth pleasure while Jared Leto looks on?

I’ve been saying this for years… Russell Brand is the devil and should be set on fire. I don’t find him funny and anyone with that much hair should be ridiculed. also, anyone who can be around Katy Perry and not tell her her music sucks to her face is an asshole. * please note that anytime Russell Brand or Katy Perry is mentioned i leave the room, my husband thinks it’s funny, but absolutely find those two people disgusting and i don’t know why.

 +1Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012 | re: An Oral History Of "D'Oh" (3 comments)

He’s a rough draft of Peter Griffin… i mean, “family guy is original and in no way is a copy of the simpsons.”

 0Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012 | re: That's Your 55-Year-Old Karaoke Emcee DJ: Diamond Dave (14 comments)

still cooler than my grandpa… he still calls my husband “my live in male roommate.” oh grandpa… if you only knew how much he “lived in.”

 +2Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012 | re: First Look At Chloë Moretz As "Carrie" In Carrie (27 comments)

ugh, u just made me realize that hot guys can get away with anything.

 0Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012 | re: First Look At Chloë Moretz As "Carrie" In Carrie (27 comments)

I don’t think she’ll be terrible in this movie, i’m not sure about the movie in general. No one can better portray the awkwardness of being an outcast/Carrie than in the original. I think that was the first movie I ever saw where I wanted the “villain” to win. but i’m hoping this movie will do the original and the novel justice and portray how tragic the overall story is.

 0Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012 | re: First Look At Chloë Moretz As "Carrie" In Carrie (27 comments)

am i the only one who thinks that herman cain reserves that smile for victims in his torture/sex/murder dungeon?

 +5Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (15 comments)

It looks like Lucille Ball had a glasgow smile cut into her face. why so serious indeed.

actually year 5 is the year we fight Daleks.

babies are awesome… okay not really, but when they start talking and being assholes, then babies are fun. case in point, our kid totally rolled his eyes the other day just like i do. It warmed my heart something fierce to realize that my dickishness made into another generation.

i look forward to reading your erotic fan fic while wearing pancake makeup and a red nose… sexy time is very interesting in the Oblivion household.

also… can we have more reviews of trueblood? i know gabe hates it, but can the monsters submit their critiques? that’s what made me join this site because it was comforting that other people were caught in the vicious cycle of loving and hating that damn show.

granted these things pertain to me, but can we talk about gays in the military (not the uplifting stories of coming out, but about the hardships one still faces) or can we talk about how amongst the gay community, racism is alive and unfortunately well. also, can we have more snark directed at twilight? i feel like it teaches teenage girls to want crazy amounts of drama and unrealistic dynamics in their relationships which will ultimately lead to a generation of very unhappy women. btw… i got out of work early and i’m mid day drunk…. just letting u know how i rolls.

 0Posted on Aug 8th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: Michelle Williams Likes Jason Segel's Body (22 comments)

i just pictured eating sushi off Ryan Gosling when i read this or him cooking in nothing but an apron and a chef’s hat.

Heroes… that was another wanna be “Lost” show that i stuck too for 4 damn seasons through every dumb plot twist and suddenly Claire is a lesbian. I think about Heroes and i want to set myself on fire because i really had to hang in there praying that it’d get better. so now i stay away from sci-fi shows until they’ve had at least one season and someone recommends it.

 +3Posted on Aug 8th, 2012 | re: What Is Joss Whedon's Marvel Television Show Going To Be? (38 comments)

the Dukes of Asgard.

 +1Posted on Aug 6th, 2012 | re: REVEALED: How Colin Farrell Got Into Character For Total Recall! (14 comments)

“get into character” right…. you just wanted some alone time with that 3 boob chest piece. pervert.

 0Posted on Aug 6th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (23 comments)

so you just spend your time clowning around?

 0Posted on Aug 6th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (46 comments)

welcome to the future… we are so deeply fucked.

“You’d better tip well! You wouldn’t like when you don’t tip well!” – Mark ” the hulk” Ruffalo.

 0Posted on Aug 6th, 2012 | re: What Is Going To Be The Twist In The M. Night Shyamalan TV Show!?? (19 comments)

turns out it was his sled the entire time, rosebud… wait… what?

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012 | re: Today We Are All Orson Welles (29 comments)

i wish i could upvote this more than once.

 +1Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

this makes me want to move to Canada… am i wrong in assuming that Canada is like America except with way more subdued crazy?

 +1Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012 | re: Could Jimmy Fallon Possibly Be Hosting The Oscars?! (2 comments)

I’m like “meh”, i don’t really watch enough of Jimmy Fallon to like or dislike him… although his Downton Abbey paradoy was hilarious.

 +3Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Re-Naming Raging Bull 2 (28 comments)

2 Rage 2Bull