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damn formatting errors!
Psycho-mom’s last line was supposed [looks for rock to bash head in with]
Two thoughts.
1) doesn’t this seem like the plot to a bad kids movies about a bad kind of Legos? (yes, that’s a bionicle reference)
2) At least they got bieber to play the young man in black.
Did anyone else get a kick out of the super nice bamboo staircase on the side of the plane?
Videogum everywhere, at it again.
Is it so clear that Desmond was trying to help Locke feel it? I kind of get the impression he was just trying to run him over with his car because Locke through him down a well – Feel This Asshole! – you know, “an eye for a well” or whatever.
I said it after the Ricardo episode and I’m saying it again now. If this show ends with a Hurley in a glass elevator over the island with Jacob I am going to lose it.
I’d be ok with him drowning in some sort of chocolate river (how did we never notice THIS before?) or Kate turning into a blueberry.
Can I just say that if this show ends with Hurley in a magical glass elevator flying over the island with Jacob I am going to go bananas. Like Claire.
I think we all just hope that Kate will eventually turn into a blueberry.
Does it bother anyone else that the plot of this show is EXACTLY THE SAME as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Which one of the contestants (golden ticket finders) will unwittingly pass the eccentric Island Keeper’s (Candy Creator’s) test of the human spirit and inherit the miraculous island (candy factory). They even both had characters named charlie who sing!
I would like to nominate my sisters keeper for the hunt. In case I need to justify it, I will say that it stars Cameron Diaz in a dramatic role. There are other things you could say about it, but none of them really touch that.
Umm… Can someone please tell me what the Fuck is a HawkPanther? I’m not a zoologist (crypto or otherwise). Little help over here.
I agree with you that what Claire was actually saying/implying is that Locke and Christian are the same, but the way she said “this is my friend” was completely Crazy Town Bananas Patrol if you know what I mean (I mean it sounded like something the girl from the exorcist would say right before crab-walking backwards down the stairs(which you should by no means to try to do if you are not possessed by the devil because it is really hard, and painful to mess up – trust me)).
Actually Claire says, “I AM allowed to have chocolate before dinner”
I totally accepted that as reasonable and valid. Obviously. How could I not?
I think the bigger problem than the constant discovery of new buildings (which is obviously a big problem) is how quickly they use up all the new buildings plot relevance. I mean the hatch storyline (the discovery, then the button within the hatch, and then the eventual destruction of the hatch) lasted more than a full season, and as a result it was really cool. We wanted to know what was up with the Hatch because we had discovered it and inhabited it for as long as the characters (longer actually since they’ve only been there for like a week at this point).
At this point they are just adding buildings that are getting discovered, understood (or at least used to their purpose), and then destroyed/abandoned in the span of 10 minutes in one episode. There is no curiosity because there is no time for it. Its always just like NEW REALLY WEIRD THING this and NEW REALLY WEIRD THING that BWONG discordant Lost sound and Cuse and Lindeloff thinking they are so clever – Did we blow your mind? – and introducing new garbage instead of developing the old stuff we actually care about. This show is actually getting on my nerves.
If we don’t get a Desmond or Ben (you know, the good characters) episode soon I’m really gonna be pissed.
oh boy. It’s like we both showed up to the same party at the same time wearing the exact same dress. To clarify how embarrassing that is, I am a man.
I agree with the “Doctor” at the end it is remarkable that a shrill woman Gary doesn’t know attempting to antagonize and provoke him made him angry.Out of curiosity, what does agree mean again?
Why not just use the shake weight?
Acting Ability Included!
Snuggie 2: Snuggie Harder
So I can read a book, use the phone, or go on my computer without any hassle all while wearing my snuggle suit. It’s odd but I feel like I can do all of that in my clothes as well. Maybe its just me.
Can we agree that the real reason Jin went looking for the plane is because his acting coach was on it? Seriously dude needs some lessons. He makes Mathew Fox look like Marlon Brando and normally Mathew Fox makes Paul Walker look like Meryl Streep. Ugh, come on Jin get it together.
Hello I am a robot but also an African American somehow (you can tell because I talk jive sometimes). my problem is that I can’t read and this giant old robot that farts parachutes and has a cane and an irish accent makes me feel bad about it. Can Jesus help me learn to read so I can go to robot heaven with Shia Lebouf?
Also something something time travel I’m in the seventies somehow, but I’m still super uptight, and I just (maybe) set off a nuclear device that my arab friend rebuilt in like four minutes and shot a whole bunch of dudes all because this insane woman who is pretty banging (it’s a medical term, I was a doctor) kind of doesn’t love me anymore because she can’t commit to things. To be honest I’ve kind of lost the thread but I think all of this may have something to do with that time that that weird guy handed me that candy bar after I had a fight with my dad. I wonder what happened to that guy. I like candy bars. What I mean to ask is, do you think you could get me to Ann Arbor because I think maybe something important is there, but I can’t be sure cause all I know is that our super smart scientist friend went there and came back seeming to know all the answers but then his mother shot him before he was born because time travel is dangerous, and this is all kind of out of hand. Thanks.
My choices are:
“Ghostwritten”
“Khostwritten”
“Seriously? Seriously.”
and
“There Are Pictures In Here!”