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 +11Posted on May 10th | re: Happy Mother's Day From Courtney Stodden And Her Mom! (64 comments)

I could have sworn this other mother-of-the-year was her mom:

I think I’m probably in love with you.

Ohhh. I was about to post, “And who the eff is Chet Haze?”

 +4Posted on Apr 20th | re: "3 Second Rule" And Bad Music Video Production In General (32 comments)

Bleached hair, fake tan, dark eyeliner, bedazzled clothing… she has quite a strong southern accent for being a Jersey housewife.

No offense, I live in Jersey.

 +14Posted on Feb 13th | re: Newt Gingrich Doesn't Care About Broke People (40 comments)

Oh fuck this guy who has never had to struggle a day in his life. Sorry to get all Personalgum but my husband, who has an associates degree, has been looking for work for months. He doesn’t consider his unemployment a “free ride”… he has applied to hundreds of jobs (including those out of state), taken on crappy freelancing opportunities, called temp agencies who don’t return his calls because they don’t have any work. Sure, he might be able to get a minimum wage job at Target, but then we wouldn’t be able to pay our mortgage. I’d like to declare independence from assholes like Newt Gingrich who are so far away from real people problems yet think they are qualified to tell us how to live.

 +9Posted on Feb 10th | re: Rick Santorum Is An Incredible Asshole, Feb. 10 Edition (58 comments)

I’m disappointed in our country that a person like this can even make it so far in a serious election. I used to find his idiocy laughable, now I find it terrifying that PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY VOTING FOR HIM.

 +13Posted on Feb 10th | re: Rick Santorum Is An Incredible Asshole, Feb. 10 Edition (58 comments)

#therock4presidenteventually

 0Posted on Feb 7th | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

Shoot, accidentally downvote! I totally meant to upvote! I’m sorry :(

 +2Posted on Feb 6th | re: All Of The Super Bowl Ads, In Order (18 comments)

I liked the one about John Carter because shirtless Tim Riggins.

 +2Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Trailer Open Thread (62 comments)

I did not know that! My ‘hoorays’ increased ten fold!

 +2Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: UNDENIABLE Evidence: A Thing On A Truck In Kansas WAS An Alien Aircraft! (20 comments)

I’ve been preparing for this moment all year! Which means, I’ve been re-watching The X-Files on Netflix all year.

 +4Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: It's People! People Is Made Out Of People! (19 comments)

Well I was just going to bring green bean casserole to Christmas dinner, but maybe… Nope, still green bean casserole.

I was not in jazz band in high school, but I am glad that we’re not dying today.

 +2Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Dr. Who Movies Are Coming! Something Something TARDIS! (68 comments)

Unwatchable. An insult, really.

There’s only one thing I love more than Doctor Who, and that is Noel Gallagher.

 +5Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Dr. Who Movies Are Coming! Something Something TARDIS! (68 comments)

If it’s anything like the STARZ version of Torchwood then we should all just agree now to see a different movie.

 +1Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Dr. Who Movies Are Coming! Something Something TARDIS! (68 comments)

Oh I could talk about Who all day!

Remember the rumors a few years ago about who would play Eleven (before Matt Smith was announced)? I’m still holding out hope for a Paterson Joseph doctor at some point.

 +2Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Dr. Who Movies Are Coming! Something Something TARDIS! (68 comments)

Oh good! Phew.

 +15Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Dr. Who Movies Are Coming! Something Something TARDIS! (68 comments)

“The development of the movie, which would have no connection to the show…” what’s the point then? I, for one, am very protective of my Who and I do not want this! It’s not canon! Waah!

Ok, nerd whine over.

(But really, this sounds like a terrible idea.)

 +11Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: Which One Of These Halloween Costumes Is The Coolest? (61 comments)

Great! And since my husband refuses to dress up for Halloween, we’ll make him stay in the other room and call him The Silence.

 +6Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: Which One Of These Halloween Costumes Is The Coolest? (61 comments)

Love seeing the Who references. I was honestly thinking of going as a TARDIS, but then I realized I have no Halloween Party to attend and sitting in my house dressed up in costume watching TV just doesn’t seem like a normal thing to do.

 +4Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: What Will Fred Durst's Catchphrase Be On His CBS Sitcom? (41 comments)

This is coming out in 2012, right? Yep, right on time.

This is already making me regret the decision to cancel cable.

 +16Posted on Oct 10th, 2011 | re: Here Is The Reunited Cast Of The Princess Bride, Ladies (27 comments)

1. I can’t pretend I don’t love this.

2. I’m still a little sad Peter Falk is dead.