“Where do they get their ideas?”

It’s Videogum everywhere.

The book reports I’ll be getting from my students in a couple of years are going to be really interesting.

John Travolta’s son and my cousin were born about 20 minutes apart in adjacent delivery rooms. According to my uncle, he and and Travolta got completely fucked-up in the waiting room together.
I like to believe him when he says that.

only if by eating you’re talking about teddy-grahms and by fucking you’re talking about… not teddy-grahms.

Freshmen year of college some of my friends and I built a blanket fort in the lobby of our dormitory.
Everyone called us assholes.
They were pretty much right.

Apparently Gabe needs to get a blog as well. We should all download it.

“He’s not an actual legally a wizard” – Jay Leno (1950-2012)

I want to be a stupid lamp.