in my dream last night people were riding giant penny farthing’s across the hudson river to Manhattan and i was watching them out of my window. if they stopped pedaling fast, they fell over and sunk. then i went to the dream grocery store and there was an aisle just for different noodles.

ditto – i can no longer see videogum at work, so i cannot even read during the day and come back at night to comment (i was never able to comment at work). i try to catch up on weekends. y’all are fantastic. also, i’m relieved face taco changed the picture back to a face taco – that was very confusing for me as i tried to figure out when it had changed, and why. was it gary’s idea? classic gary.

i like that you did this, because this is basically how the breakfast carts in nyc operate. sure, there’s a line, but if the person working the cart see you walking from the busstop, the bag with your breakfast and coffee is waiting on the ledge when you get there, and you just drop off your money.

mazel tov! a new baby is a wonderful joy. also, you don’t have to tell us, we know the little baby is obviously named after Gary – how could you all forget Gary? he’s so hilarious.

go fix me a turkey pot pie.

and Fletch. triple feature.

AGREED

RACHEL FLAX

wait – did no one on the show just try moving the donkey wheel a few notches? i didn’t watch it, but i’m assuming that is what the title of the show is referring to. revolve the donkey wheel, save the world.

you would have my cat o nine tails, but i traded it for a team of ox at the last trading post.

now, you can take a drink for the mental visual you just had of the old west and medieval times combined! two birds, one sword.

are you saying these framed participant ribbons from Sports Day, grades 1 – 4, are MEANINGLESS, sir?!

i don’t think The Snapple Lady deserves that fate. She should at least get her own meme heap, or be in a better heap of old memes.

slippery slope logic, when incorrectly applied, tries to depict the subject/event under scrutiny as an inevitable gateway drug, i think. “if people start to do this thing, they will obviously just run wild with it into complete anarchy; our perfect, flawless institutions will crumble, our utopian society will collapse, and everyone will end up married to their toaster or their sister or their sister’s toaster, and the terrorists will have won.”