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 +4Posted on Apr 27th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (39 comments)

in my dream last night people were riding giant penny farthing’s across the hudson river to Manhattan and i was watching them out of my window. if they stopped pedaling fast, they fell over and sunk. then i went to the dream grocery store and there was an aisle just for different noodles.

 +4Posted on Apr 27th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (39 comments)

Her Majesty’s Ship – H.M.S. Her Majesty owns all the ships!

 +7Posted on Apr 13th, 2013 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (29 comments)

ditto – i can no longer see videogum at work, so i cannot even read during the day and come back at night to comment (i was never able to comment at work). i try to catch up on weekends. y’all are fantastic. also, i’m relieved face taco changed the picture back to a face taco – that was very confusing for me as i tried to figure out when it had changed, and why. was it gary’s idea? classic gary.

 +1Posted on Apr 13th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (159 comments)

oh i mean that you probably have to be a regular at that breakfast cart, unless your breakfast cart folks are also psychics. miss cleo’s coffee cart?

 0Posted on Apr 13th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (159 comments)

i like that you did this, because this is basically how the breakfast carts in nyc operate. sure, there’s a line, but if the person working the cart see you walking from the busstop, the bag with your breakfast and coffee is waiting on the ledge when you get there, and you just drop off your money.

 +1Posted on Apr 13th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (159 comments)

i get kind of sad about tara reid sometimes. not long-term sad, more like it lasts for less than a minute sad, but she was so cute in that josie and the pussycats movie.

 0Posted on Apr 13th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (159 comments)

mazel tov! a new baby is a wonderful joy. also, you don’t have to tell us, we know the little baby is obviously named after Gary – how could you all forget Gary? he’s so hilarious.

 0Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: Slash Finally Breaks His Legendary Silence About Lindsay Lohan (16 comments)

“that swiss of a cheese” is going to be the name of the authorized biography of my band after we fall apart, and that biography will also be the catalyst for a reconciliation, and we will go on That Swiss of a Cheese reunion tour.

 +1Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: Some Words They Accidentally Left Off The Liz & Dick Poster (28 comments)

go fix me a turkey pot pie.

 +2Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

meow.

 +4Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

and Fletch. triple feature.

 +4Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

sorry; agreed was to Harold and Maude, because it is so awesome, but i do also agree that Bud Cort as Robocop may have sent the movie in another direction. an AWESOME direction.

 +3Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

AGREED

 +3Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

seems like old times

 0Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

RACHEL FLAX

 +1Posted on Sep 19th, 2012 | re: Morning Nightmare Watch: 1 Nightmare Found (11 comments)

i feel too saddened by this pic to be able to downvote it, or to figure out how to avoid ending this sentence in a preposition. wait, i did it! damn.

 +2Posted on Sep 18th, 2012 | re: The Revolution Drinking Game (48 comments)

wait – did no one on the show just try moving the donkey wheel a few notches? i didn’t watch it, but i’m assuming that is what the title of the show is referring to. revolve the donkey wheel, save the world.

 0Posted on Sep 18th, 2012 | re: The Revolution Drinking Game (48 comments)

an entire online community marrying the island might have been more engaging way to unsatisfactorily conclude the series.

 0Posted on Sep 18th, 2012 | re: The Revolution Drinking Game (48 comments)

you would have my cat o nine tails, but i traded it for a team of ox at the last trading post.

now, you can take a drink for the mental visual you just had of the old west and medieval times combined! two birds, one sword.

 +5Posted on Sep 18th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mitt Romney, Like All Politicians, Is An Asshole (88 comments)

don’t be such an ann-hog.

 +4Posted on Sep 14th, 2012 | re: This Week In GIFs! (7 comments)

are you saying these framed participant ribbons from Sports Day, grades 1 – 4, are MEANINGLESS, sir?!

 0Posted on Sep 12th, 2012 | re: Government Comes To Aid Of Needy Celebrity (20 comments)

i’d like to think lindsay lohan’s tweet helped pave the way for jim cramer’s tweet. she really laid the groundwork. #youmustconsiderthat

i don’t think The Snapple Lady deserves that fate. She should at least get her own meme heap, or be in a better heap of old memes.

this man terrifies me. i just turned off the nightly news when i saw his face.

 +1Posted on Sep 11th, 2012 | re: Reader Poll: Do You Agree With Nick Cassavetes About Incest? N/N? (68 comments)

slippery slope logic, when incorrectly applied, tries to depict the subject/event under scrutiny as an inevitable gateway drug, i think. “if people start to do this thing, they will obviously just run wild with it into complete anarchy; our perfect, flawless institutions will crumble, our utopian society will collapse, and everyone will end up married to their toaster or their sister or their sister’s toaster, and the terrorists will have won.”