at first i thought there would be a hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy joke, then I was like wait, is that a reference to that one episode of the twilight zone?
“There is no good reason for SNL not to cast a black female comedian.”
it might just be what a crappy day I’ve had but your comment blew my mind. I am in a much better place and I will think up alternative questions to all jeopardy answers I hear from now on. And I will think of you, octopus aura h-man.
so if you want to read a really good, funny story about NDT almost becoming a stripper you should read his book “The Sky Is Not the Limit: Adventures of an Urban Astrophysicist.” Pages 38-39. I’ll just tease you with that.
Ummm I’m always late to the commenting party on the rare occasions I do comment, but I definitely read about this on AdAge the other day so she is NOT the first to release this news
isn’t that just called survivor?
Not gonna lie, I read the first sentence and thought “man, that sucks. Does Gabe have to choose which wedding to go to?”
no, but seriously, it’s role, not roll.
I thiiiiiink I get the gist of what she’s trying to say, but I really cannot understand that “sentence.”
not even a mention of marion cottiliard (ok I don’t know how to spell her name)’s character? At first I really liked her then she slept with bruce wayne and I was disgusted with how the movie makers had written an ostensibly strong female character only to have her randomly fall into our hero’s bed (floor) for no apparent reason except for the fact he needs to move on from his dead girlfriend but THEN she stabs him and turns out to be a villain and then I like her again. A great moment.
I don’t know how much is going to be about fate or free will, but I certainly think we’ll see Walt (and everybody else, really) either embrace or struggle to escape the path they’ve been set down.
stream it online!
So real question: why was Lara Flynn Boyle walking the red carpet sans shoes?
oops, grumpy-looking old man above me. you were faster.
Uh, pretty much all of it was at the very least sexual harassment.
(Which is a crime. What, you thought people don’t going around sexually harassing each other all the time out of simple human decency?!)
spotted: Sophie’s choice joke. I leve it to you to make the meta-jokes about their weird sophie’s choice joke.
PSSH. As an avid follower of both baby human AND animal videos, I would like to state that this ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIeUVc8_qrQ ) is a much better baby-puppy video than #10.
I was so embarrassed I threw up on him. “Ugh!” he jumped away from me scowling.
“But I only want to make you happy!” I cried, tears starting to well. A little bit of vomit still dribbled from the corner of my mouth. As I stood up to try and reach him I tripped over the table and crashed to the ground. My glasses flew off my nose, and my scrunchie broke when it caught on the edge of the bench. Now my heart AND my favorite scrunchie were broken.
We had started to make a scene; from my first off-key note, people had started looking at us. I looked up pathetically from the ground at him. “Nic…” I gasped.
Something had changed, though. People had stopped snickering and looked at me differently. I rose slowly, trying to figure out whether I had spilled any chocolate milk on my clothes on the way down.
But no. My overalls were free of stains, though they had snapped and the front hung down so my blouse showed and it looked like I was just wearing regular jeans. My hair flowed freely around my shoulders. I couldn’t see a thing, and started feeling around for my glasses. Nic had an awestruck look on his face.
“You’re- you’re beautiful,” he said. “Just the way you are. Without glasses and with your hair down. Although if you put on some makeup too that would help.”
“Really?” I said, and the entire cafeteria nodded enthusiastically. “So I’m good enough to be your girlfriend now?”
“Better than that,” he said. He raised my hand in the air. “This is my girlfriend! We’re dating!” he yelled to the whole school.
In a cute, mysterious way, he wiped the vomit from my face and kissed me, right then and there.
What are you guys talking about? This movie looks really good.
not to mention you know, how the faces and camerawork and EVERYTHING is exactly the same
They’re the same video! Doesn’t anybody notice this? THEY’RE THE SAME VIDEO. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills or something.
unless we are having a tacit agreement where we pretend they are not the same.