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maybe too NITPICKY but -41 C does NOT equal -41 F. what’s up with that??

Why did my awful parents bring me to the freezing cold Times Square at midnight for what had to have been hours and hours and hours and hours when I should be home, warm, and CRYING IN MY CRIB?!

 +3Posted on Nov 7th, 2013 | re: Dolphins Are Swimming In The Sky!!! (22 comments)

at first i thought there would be a hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy joke, then I was like wait, is that a reference to that one episode of the twilight zone?

 +5Posted on Oct 15th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (12 comments)

“There is no good reason for SNL not to cast a black female comedian.”

well, duh.

 0Posted on Sep 23rd, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E15: It's [Cough] [Cough] [Cough] Not [Cough] Over! (186 comments)

A+

 +4Posted on May 24th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (106 comments)

it might just be what a crappy day I’ve had but your comment blew my mind. I am in a much better place and I will think up alternative questions to all jeopardy answers I hear from now on. And I will think of you, octopus aura h-man.

so if you want to read a really good, funny story about NDT almost becoming a stripper you should read his book “The Sky Is Not the Limit: Adventures of an Urban Astrophysicist.” Pages 38-39. I’ll just tease you with that.

 +4Posted on Jan 28th, 2013 | re: Some Extraordinary News (69 comments)

Ummm I’m always late to the commenting party on the rare occasions I do comment, but I definitely read about this on AdAge the other day so she is NOT the first to release this news

 +1Posted on Dec 12th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Hunger Games-Style Reality Show (38 comments)

isn’t that just called survivor?

 +7Posted on Sep 14th, 2012 | re: THIS IS THE FUTURE!!! (31 comments)

Not gonna lie, I read the first sentence and thought “man, that sucks. Does Gabe have to choose which wedding to go to?”

 +16Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: Jonathan Banks Dream Roles (24 comments)

Ciabatta.

no, but seriously, it’s role, not roll.

 +6Posted on Sep 7th, 2012 | re: Lindsay Lohan Speaks Up For The Invisible (43 comments)

I thiiiiiink I get the gist of what she’s trying to say, but I really cannot understand that “sentence.”

 +19Posted on Jul 23rd, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Dark Knight Rises (157 comments)

not even a mention of marion cottiliard (ok I don’t know how to spell her name)’s character? At first I really liked her then she slept with bruce wayne and I was disgusted with how the movie makers had written an ostensibly strong female character only to have her randomly fall into our hero’s bed (floor) for no apparent reason except for the fact he needs to move on from his dead girlfriend but THEN she stabs him and turns out to be a villain and then I like her again. A great moment.

 +1Posted on Jul 17th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E01: The Magnet Plan That Could Never Fail (89 comments)

I don’t know how much is going to be about fate or free will, but I certainly think we’ll see Walt (and everybody else, really) either embrace or struggle to escape the path they’ve been set down.

 +2Posted on Jul 17th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E01: The Magnet Plan That Could Never Fail (89 comments)

stream it online!

 0Posted on Jul 16th, 2012 | re: The Obama Attack Ad Heard 'Round The Everywhere This Weekend (18 comments)

*DOOZY

 +16Posted on Jul 2nd, 2012 | re: Lara Flynn Boyle's Big Toe Seems Normal (24 comments)

So real question: why was Lara Flynn Boyle walking the red carpet sans shoes?

 +5Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: John Travolta Continues To Rest His Case (58 comments)

oops, grumpy-looking old man above me. you were faster.

 +6Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: John Travolta Continues To Rest His Case (58 comments)

Uh, pretty much all of it was at the very least sexual harassment.

(Which is a crime. What, you thought people don’t going around sexually harassing each other all the time out of simple human decency?!)

 0Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 | re: Ryan Gosling Saved A Woman From Getting Hit By A Taxi (57 comments)

*ducats

spotted: Sophie’s choice joke. I leve it to you to make the meta-jokes about their weird sophie’s choice joke.

 0Posted on Dec 15th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (33 comments)

PSSH. As an avid follower of both baby human AND animal videos, I would like to state that this ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIeUVc8_qrQ ) is a much better baby-puppy video than #10.

 +3Posted on Nov 30th, 2011 | re: Girl Stuff: Let's Write A Story With Nikki Reed! (18 comments)

I was so embarrassed I threw up on him. “Ugh!” he jumped away from me scowling.

“But I only want to make you happy!” I cried, tears starting to well. A little bit of vomit still dribbled from the corner of my mouth. As I stood up to try and reach him I tripped over the table and crashed to the ground. My glasses flew off my nose, and my scrunchie broke when it caught on the edge of the bench. Now my heart AND my favorite scrunchie were broken.

We had started to make a scene; from my first off-key note, people had started looking at us. I looked up pathetically from the ground at him. “Nic…” I gasped.

Something had changed, though. People had stopped snickering and looked at me differently. I rose slowly, trying to figure out whether I had spilled any chocolate milk on my clothes on the way down.

But no. My overalls were free of stains, though they had snapped and the front hung down so my blouse showed and it looked like I was just wearing regular jeans. My hair flowed freely around my shoulders. I couldn’t see a thing, and started feeling around for my glasses. Nic had an awestruck look on his face.

“You’re- you’re beautiful,” he said. “Just the way you are. Without glasses and with your hair down. Although if you put on some makeup too that would help.”

“Really?” I said, and the entire cafeteria nodded enthusiastically. “So I’m good enough to be your girlfriend now?”

“Better than that,” he said. He raised my hand in the air. “This is my girlfriend! We’re dating!” he yelled to the whole school.

In a cute, mysterious way, he wiped the vomit from my face and kissed me, right then and there.

 +2Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011 | re: Please Leave Your Pro Mirror, Mirror Comments In The Comments (82 comments)

What are you guys talking about? This movie looks really good.

 +2Posted on Oct 18th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Guy Fieri (38 comments)

phew! SOLVED.