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Red Bull parkour Oliver Twist 3D? So obvious! Mew says the cat, quack-quack says the duck, bow-wow-wow says the dog!

 +3Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: Look Like This!: Black Swan (44 comments)

I will be sewing my arm back on and pulling my underwear up my butt TOUT SUITE!

 +2Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: Slayer Christmas Lights Are The Reason For The Season! (59 comments)

Around 2:50 I started crying…? Must be that Christmastime of the month.

 +24Posted on Oct 8th, 2010 | re: Now THIS Is How You Rest A Case (46 comments)

That woman’s 73-yr-old daughter is going to spend her Saturday driving up to mom’s house, dropping off a frozen pork pie and unplugging all of the phones. Her Sunday will be spent in the garden, planting crocuses and tulips and such, to forget.

 +4Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: Glenn Beck's The Overton Window (98 comments)

I just about barfed on page 33. Good job!

 +8Posted on May 20th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Chris Klein Auditions For A Cocaine Commercial (45 comments)

My favourite part is “James Caveziel as Queequeg.” Big hugs/laughs.

 +4Posted on Feb 24th, 2010 | re: thirtysomething: Born To Be Mild (Season Finale) (64 comments)

My heart is a little bit broken, I admit.

 0Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: Coach Would Want Us To Be Strong (13 comments)

Nooo! I am addicted to hot abs and realistically rendered human misery!
Realistically Tim Riggins cannot hit on high school girls forever though. I do not want him to turn into the Roger Moore of modern television.

 +13Posted on Jan 27th, 2010 | re: thirtysomething: Whose Forest Is This (17 comments)

Gabe, I can’t even explain it, but these recaps of episodes of an ancient TV show I would never watch are my favourite.

 +2Posted on Oct 22nd, 2009 | re: The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise": NPR's Fresh Air (12 comments)

“I’m a short dumpy guy with bad feet and I’m passionate.”
This is the summary statement I’ve been seeking for the top of my resume.