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Chick-fil-a : a prequel to Milk
haha… only for those who are in Tabarnak, tho….
After Celine dion and cirque du soleil, here comes the newest export from french canadia !! I am so proud i could cry….
Forget the bird, how can someone grow such trees in a glass bowl… now that’s impressive
Leg… hat… smile… This Spot-the-difference game is way to easy
that’d be the first prequel to be of any relevance. If so, damn you clumsy red panda
That butterfly, due to the effect that bears its name, is responsible for Sandy. So, gracias, red panda, make it pay !
” Don’t blame me, blame their lack of positive thinking”
- Adolph Hitler
Scared and half naked in a movie theatre… poor kid. Reminds me of a dream i could’ve had.
Forgot your skin, Mitt ?
Great job on the Jack-O ; now try to impress me with the lantern part of the deal.
” but I’ve almost died 234 times due to oscar seeking business”
- Bugs Bunny
If it features the ghost of a dead artsy asshole swinging his iron dick around, i’m for it.
Who would have thought the Tchernobyl nuclear explosion would plasticize faces two generations down the line.
” On your mark, get SETH, go”
- Pun4all ; A soon to be removed bad pun generator app.
”I’ve never felt less encumberbatched, actually”
- Pun4all ; A bad pun generator app.
Now i wish my girlfriend would dump me so i could be cinematically heartbroken
I got a paper cut last night and i, too, experienced the terrible pains of delayed bleeding.
Think i’ll trade my clarinette for a flute cause i’m way less afraid of snakes
” this is getting out of hand ” – The inventor of wedgies
” Get that fucking pillsbury monster faced thing out of my face dad ! ” – the kid
” allright, son” – overprotective dad
Genuine French canadian expression : Pomme de route (Road apple) meaning Horse/cow Shit
and acid-melt some dude…
Why would a robot look like he’s got abs and pecs, we’ll never know… kinda like the nipples on george clooney’s batman suit.