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 0Posted on Feb 26th | re: Chris Tucker Owes An Impossible Amount Of Taxes (62 comments)

Ok, I never comment and I’m four days behind on this story so no one will see this, but it’s bothering me. Craig stole the boxes, not Smokey, though Smokey did owe money to Big Perm, I mean, Big Worm.

 0Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

I totally agree! “My penis is not the size of coins” Azaria’s accent is awesome, I know it’s not “good” but it’s great.

 +1Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Four Christmases (114 comments)

HEY HEY HEY Paul Walker was in Meet the Deedles! That was an oscar worthy performance, he was snubbed, the Academy was intimidated by his talent!

sarcasgum

 +1Posted on Dec 4th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Mark Ruffalo Is On The "No Fly" List (60 comments)

um…xx/xy, he doesn’t drip sex in that movie it’s literally GUSHING out of him, you can see it flying out of his pores. Netflix instant viewing, lets queue up that old faithful friend!

 +2Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Drake Haircut (97 comments)

I’m offended by this comment! Degrassi is great (well not so much anymore, but it was when Drake was a main character)

 +1Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part One Open Thread (143 comments)

I’m so down to continue this convo off site, I vote email since I like being alerted when someone has responded and I’m feeling increasingly nerdy checking this thread all the time.

i’m kind of iffy about including my email on here because it’s my full name, but i figure if someone has searched through the vgum comments to steal my identity, they earned it. Way to put in the work!

email: robyn.jordan08@yahoo.com

 0Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part One Open Thread (143 comments)

email seems great because then we can be alerted when the conversation continues and not have to keep coming back to this page. I’m a bit nervous because my email is my name, but what the who, if someone is scrolling this far down to steal my identity, congrats! you’ve earned it!

email: robyn.jordan08@yahoo.com

 +6Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part One Open Thread (143 comments)

I guess I’m replying to myself, because it’s a reply button recession too, the economy effects EVERYONE you guys, even reply buttons. Yes, no patience for people who haven’t read the books then complain that things aren’t clear..really, HP was assigned reading for me in COLLEGE, they’re a real thing. Whyareyouyelling: not only read it feverishly the night after the book is released, but grab unsuspecting strangers the next day who are still reading (what, did you sleep? there’s no taking your time on this!) and make them discuss the book while it’s still fresh in their mind and they’re looking at you wide eyed and terrified.

Everyone in my theater clapped everytime Dobby came on screen and then I did that ugly uncontrollable heaving cry when he did, WE’RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE CHILDREN TO THIS???

I lol’d at the intro of Bill too, not only did they introduce him but then I was thinking about how I had to explain like 6 times to my friends that the guy that helped Bellatrix burn down the Burrows (WHY???) was Greyback because if you go back an watch 6 they NEVER say his name, then Bill’s like Greyback bit me, who? Read the books!!! Lol. That’s it I’m quitting my real life and committing myself to talking about this movie, wonder what the 401K is for this glorious career.

 +6Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part One Open Thread (143 comments)

I’m super late to this thread and only signed up to comment on vgum (been reading forever) because of the HP7a thread. I humbly submit my application to join the Coalition and loudly proclaim my undying love for Ron, Whyareyouyelling, so Neville is all yours!

That being said I totally agree with you guys on the dancing, I thought I was the only one who initially had the “WHAT IS THIS?” moment to find out that my more rational post-HP thinking self loved it. My friend just kept squealing “Nick Cave, Nick Cave” so I don’t think she actually was watching the movie at that moment.

I made a conscious effort to not re-read the book because I did that before HP6 and I HATED HP6 which mostly came from me going, that didn’t happen! That’s not right? Really you’re going to burn down the burrows before they spend a quarter of the next book hiding out there really? So yeah, I decided against repeating that mistake, which was a mistake because I think this was a GREAT movie and very faithful (as much as a movie could be) to the book.

And yes, Chris Hansen tapped me on the shoulder and escorted me out of the theater during the Harry/Hermione kissing scene, hey dude I’m only 3 years older than them, this is my generation I screamed, who’s going to comfort Ron! The cops didn’t care and cuffed me anyway.

essay over, thanks for reading. Love you all

 +8Posted on Nov 22nd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Holiday Movie Nominees (416 comments)

Christmas with the Kranks
Four Christmases
Jingle All the Way (oof. that one hurts)
and finally The Holiday – How the hell is Jude Law so tan if he lives in a small English village and is a single dad, surely he has no time to tan??? Why the hell is he so tan!!