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 +1Posted on Dec 22nd, 2010 | re: The Intersection Is Out There (69 comments)

Those flamingos better be beige, otherwise the garbage monster will come for you!

 +16Posted on Dec 21st, 2010 | re: Books Aren't Toys, Books Are Poop (159 comments)

One year, my youngest sister asked for an Evanescence CD. A few weeks later, she opened her gift and promptly crawled underneath the Christmas tree and cried. Granted that’s the only acceptable response to receiving that CD. So now, even though we’re all technically adults, one of us will open a present, crawl under the tree, and cry.

 +14Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Is "Freezing Her Ass Off," And "A Fucking Liar" (85 comments)

But $1,095 Burberry Prorsum boots are the only things keeping her feet from succumbing to debilitating frostbite!

 +5Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: What Is Your Batman Name? (79 comments)

Poopsie MonkeyFanny. I think I see a pattern emerging.

 +6Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: NSFW: A Porno Based On Kanye West And Taylor Swift (87 comments)

It’s better than the sequel, “Who’s Riddin’ Biden”.

 +10Posted on Jul 15th, 2010 | re: Michael Cera Describes Losing His Virginity (72 comments)

Soon after giving this interview, Cera took Crispin Glover home and finally got some sleep.

 +2Posted on Jul 15th, 2010 | re: Due Date Looks Due Great! (49 comments)

I have RDJ blindness. I’ll pretty much see anything with him in it (Shaggy Dog, Sherlock Holmes) and think it’s the bee’s knees (people still use that phrase, right?!?).

He’s Number One Handsome Man in my book.