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 +41Posted on Aug 2nd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Goodbye Post (241 comments)

This place is already filling up with Donna Darkos of love and support, but I have to throw mine on the pile.

Videogum seems like a pretty insignificant place on the surface, but Gabe, your insight and wit helped to provide a community that gave me hope for the internet, and for people in general. So thanks. And good luck.

Gabe, it’s fine that you’re leaving (no, it isn’t), but do you have to take your ball with you? Trampoline accidents were literally all we had left.

 +9Posted on Aug 1st, 2013 | re: Inside The Benedict Cumberbatch's Actor's Studio (28 comments)

So clothing is just a difficult subject in general for this woman.

 +29Posted on Jul 29th, 2013 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Elizabethtown (Redux) (101 comments)

I’m going to miss this.

 +15Posted on Apr 24th, 2013 | re: And Now Zach Braff With The Kickstarter (81 comments)

At $250, Zach will record “15 seconds of me saying whatever you want”. Once this gets kicked (to prevent accidentally helping ensure this gets made), can we collectively pitch in $250 to force Zach Braff to apologize to us?

You guys are just upset this news dropped before Videogum made the change to their new brand, “vidz plz biatch”

 +31Posted on Jun 28th, 2012 | re: An Interview With Mark And Jay Duplass (16 comments)

These fake interviews are getting really elaborate.

It’s true. I wear this female costume to handicap myself.

 +24Posted on Jun 18th, 2012 | re: Fight Church Trailer, You Guys (21 comments)

They get all their religious knowledge from a shared copy of Passion of the Christ on DVD, which nobody realizes is actually a mislabeled copy of 300.

 +3Posted on Jun 15th, 2012 | re: Just A Good Speech About Marriage Equality From A Child (19 comments)

Well he certainly didn’t win any speech delivery competitions.

Boom. Come on, Kelly, serve up some more eleven-year-olds for me to roast.

 +10Posted on Jun 14th, 2012 | re: Are There Wonderful Women Out There Who Aren't Even Actresses? (43 comments)

My mom is pretty wonderful. Just saying guys.

 +27Posted on Jun 12th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount (118 comments)

“What is happening?” -Kirk Douglas


 +16Posted on Jun 8th, 2012 | re: "Last Moment Robot" Is Here For You (32 comments)

“If you are not yet expired, please turn the tape to side B so I can continue to comfort you”

 +4Posted on Jun 4th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Snow White And The Huntsman (84 comments)

I’m also glad she didn’t end up with anyone in the end, but it raises the question: what exactly was the purpose of her childhood friend, then? I can’t think of one significant thing that he did. Does every plot with the hint of a romance need to throw in a third character now, just to make sure everyone is adequately tortured? Not that they spent any time developing a relationship between any two characters in this movie.


 +5Posted on May 25th, 2012 | re: WILL EVERYONE PLEASE JUST BE CAREFUL? (19 comments)

And all the grandpas say she’d rather fly, over sky dive

 +6Posted on May 8th, 2012 | re: Other Timely Plot Ideas For Scary Movie 5 (70 comments)

One of the ballerinas played by Carmen Electra will be dressed as an Avatar alien for some reason, and is killed by falling sandbags that turn out to be sacks of money. James Cameron runs on stage and scoops up the bags of money, yelling “I’m the king of the world!” before running off.

There will be a scene where all the characters are disoriented because the movie is in 3D. Also: a staggering amount of 3D boners.

 +14Posted on May 4th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (42 comments)

How does one subscribe to your more detailed thoughts on Mad Men? I was into those.

Not even the mom can tell which pieces of shit were her doing.

I just feel bad for the janitor that has to deal with this mess.

 +14Posted on Apr 27th, 2012 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (47 comments)

Whoa. Whoa whoa, hold the phone, full commenting history? How did I miss that? I feel like 56 pages is low for the amount of time I’ve spent here.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go try and sell Mans’ entire body of work as a memoir.

 +17Posted on Apr 25th, 2012 | re: Saving Seth MacFarlane's The Flintstones Reboot (19 comments)

Replace Dino with a live-action cat, who will be very large because all the other characters will be animated and thus small.

Let the cat write the episodes.

 +6Posted on Apr 20th, 2012 | re: "3 Second Rule" And Bad Music Video Production In General (32 comments)

Well the video’s been removed already, so clearly she didn’t want to get too famous.

 +24Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Bachelor's Racism Lawsuit (33 comments)

Or old SNL alumni #TheRachelDratchelor

 +21Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Bachelor's Racism Lawsuit (33 comments)

And while you’re at it, a daily “Here are some Afternoon Links to Worst Movie of All Time Posts” feature would be nice.

I’m not saying you should do it, I’m just saying it would be nice.

 +11Posted on Apr 18th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (43 comments)

John Waters is gay?