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 +2Posted on Nov 16th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (59 comments)

Damon + “Heathers” reference = MAGIC (or, you know, Big Fun)

 +2Posted on Aug 8th, 2012 | re: What Is Joss Whedon's Marvel Television Show Going To Be? (38 comments)

i would watch the shit out of that show.

 +1Posted on Jun 28th, 2012 | re: There's A New Lady In Breaking Bad Town (7 comments)

No Gus=terrible. Some Jesse Plemmons=magic. So, you know, it’s a wash.

 +18Posted on May 11th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (92 comments)

Same thing happened to me. Apparently there was some sort of Thursday night dust phenomenon.

 +3Posted on Sep 26th, 2011 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (13 comments)

The last paragraph of Gabe’s FNL tribute is the reason I will never stop reading Videogum. We’re ALL Landrys. And that is the best.

 +7Posted on Sep 14th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: This Week In Duck Videos, Pretty Much (22 comments)

Uh…I need to know where that tiger lives. Because there doesn’t seem to be a fence on that property. I’m all for lions laying down with lambs, or whatever, but I don’t want to be neighbors. #noscaredo

 +15Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: Anthony Bourdain Continues To Be Very Anthony Bourdain (40 comments)

On the cast of Entourage:

“Jesus. Those guys must fuck like dog shit.”

 +3Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: Science Has (Incorrectly) Determined The Saddest Movie Scene Of All Time (91 comments)

Could not agree more with both of you.

 +16Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: An Annotated Account Of The Alex Trebek Hotel Burglar (40 comments)

Alex Trebek doesn’t wear underwear to bed. And now I can’t un-know that.
What is uncomfortable and slightly nauseous?

 +6Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Synecdoche, New York (133 comments)

Ugh, that goddamn loom of fate. Few things make me more angry.

 +6Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

I’d just like to thank Soderbergh for giving Enrico Colatoni a speaking part in a movie. Keith Mars!

 +2Posted on Jun 20th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Running With Scissors (90 comments)

I’m willing to bet Gabe doesn’t make it all the way through Spread.

 +5Posted on Jun 4th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (89 comments)

Can I?

 +3Posted on May 12th, 2011 | re: Wednesday Night TV Open Thread (70 comments)

Maybe my parents were more strict than I ever realized, but I didn’t think Phil’s “bad cop” was very…bad (aside from the girls not being allowed to eat). The whole time I kept thinking how happy I was that the spoiled as hell daughters Dunphy finally had to do something semi-unpleasant. Is that horrible?
Also, Luke is my hands down favorite character. That kid is consistently hilarious.

 +2Posted on Apr 19th, 2011 | re: The Leslie Knope Guide To Emoticons (31 comments)

Say hello to my new wallpaper, wallpaper.

 +13Posted on Apr 4th, 2011 | re: I Think We Owe Reality Television An Apology (90 comments)

Can’t stop starting at the poster in the background. I want to hang it on my wall next to the all Christian Slater bulletin board I made in 7th grade…
#notkidding #grownwoman

 +12Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E010: Say Hi To My Mother For Me (55 comments)

Substitute scrap booking for knitting and Becca’s mom and my mom are the same person.

I tear up every time I see that episode. I did when I was in junior high and I do to this day. Dammit, Whedon! (By dammit Whedon, I mean “I love you Whedon, please marry me.”)

 +7Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine's Day Edition (121 comments)

Is anyone else obsessed with the fact that in fictional Pawnee, Adam Scott/Ben is jealous of Louis C.K./Dave? No? Just me?

 +3Posted on Feb 1st, 2011 | re: Close Reading The Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue Cover Photo (104 comments)

(That’s what she clicked) sealed it for me…

 0Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Now With Improved Mythology (113 comments)

I’ve been trying to get Wanted considered for WMOAT for about a year. I thought the rule was it couldn’t be a super popular comic book (like a Marvel character) but that comic based movies could still be nominated. Am I wrong? Wertrew?

 +1Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: The Mechanic Has A Really Good Tagline! (82 comments)

I was unaware of the Twitter petition. Mainly because I really don’t understand Twitter. Don’t worry- at most I would want to be secretary of the fan club. I don’t think I could handle the day in/day out struggles of a Presidency…

BV is listed as “coming soon” on the Canal Place website but there is no date. Maybe it’ll open tomorrow or next weekend at the latest? I may come to NOLA on Sunday. I am trying desperately to stay away from my television so I was thinking that a day out might be in order. If Canal Place has it, I will definitely get in touch.

 +1Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: The Mechanic Has A Really Good Tagline! (82 comments)

*life. Shit.

 +4Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: The Mechanic Has A Really Good Tagline! (82 comments)

Chesty LaRue, that may be the best thing that has ever happened to me. My live is fairly uneventful but thank you all the same!

Nightmare, I would say I’m sorry but I’m really, really not. It’s a fantasy we will just have to learn to share. Please don’t cut me. My blood doesn’t clot very easily on the count of all the alcohol and ibuprofen I consume…

On a serious note, is it you that lives in New Orleans? Do you know if Blue Valentine is showing anywhere in LA? I live in Baton Rouge, but I am willing to travel.

 +6Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: The Mechanic Has A Really Good Tagline! (82 comments)

I have an inexplicable love for Ben Foster. It is very real to me. I would like to ask him something real quick almost all of the time.
See Also: Ryan Gosling. Something about those blonde Canadians…