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0Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: Melrose Place: Meet The Parents (15 comments)
“Rinna-vated”! “CW Russet by Feria”! “Connor Cruise”?! This recap is jam-packed with nutty goodness — nice work, JK. I would only like to add that I think Jonah looks more like Muppet Baby Andrew Shue than emo John Krasinski.






















Thank you for the inclusion of Political Prodigy’s withering look — the flip side to James Franco’s so-good-pie-face, perhaps?
I’d also like to single out another bit of garbage from this trash heap of a movie: the names. Kevin Smith’s stand-in — excuse me, his lead character– is called Holden, and Jason Lee’s character, we are told, is named Banky, which just happens to be the last name of Holden Caulfield’s roommate in The Catcher in the Rye. Kevin Smith was in his late 20s when he made this movie, but obviously still reading at a middle-school level.