“You really are the Burger King of kings.”

I hope I did that right.

In the age of the crucible of the unbearable boxer?s father?s feet, there will be nine beautiful Mohican gangs of New York.

K, I’m totally not scouring the previous three billion comments, so if any of these are repeats, either downvote me or just keep it to yourself.

All That Jizz
12 Honkeys
Boyz N The Food
Bearless
Five Easy Nieces
Kiss Kiss Gang Bang

This looks like another Fast Food Nation. It’ll probably end up being sort of alright, not an embarrassment, but lacking to anyone who read the book.

Yeah, I though it was pretty great too. Sam Rockwell was fantastic, and I really liked the way that the filmmakers used our assumed familiarity with movies like 2001 and Alien, etc. to build suspense and create some false expectations. Too bad nobody in Winnipeg seems interested in it.

I thought Team America was the Team America for Transformers/Michael Bay fans. I know more than a few people who hold them both in pretty equal regard.

Anyhoo, I didn’t see either, but I saw (500) Days of Summer (which was pretty ok, except for that thing they always do in ‘indie’ movies where they pretend that stuff like the Smiths and Edward Hopper is actually obscure and not enjoyed by millions of people around the world) and there was a big queue of excited people waiting to see G.I. Joe, which made me cry a little inside, because (500) was only half full on a Saturday night. Although that’s a damn sight better than when I saw Moon last week, where there were only 9 other people in the theatre.