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 +3Posted on Dec 19th, 2011 | re: Oh Jeeze, Now We Have To Worry About Being Techno-Dunces? (13 comments)

 +7Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 46: Honest Taglines (220 comments)

 +10Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Why We Need A Christian Dictator (123 comments)

No that was me. Maybe you were confused by my loathsome politics. And my shaved asshole.

 +6Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Quiet (153 comments)

The next generation of art movies is gonna be all garish colors and sun lamps in every room.

 +6Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Razzie Award Nominees Are Announzzzzzzzzzzz (61 comments)

I came.

 +11Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: A 12-Year Old Lectures Us About Abortion (137 comments)

But what did she think of Marmaduke?

 +1Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: Videogum Announces Videogum's "Person Of The Year" (56 comments)

You know how the Blair Witch Project movie poster used to scare you as a young teen? Thanks for reminding me why it still scares me.

 +2Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (248 comments)

Party

In the traffic jam ridin Cali

No one better get in my way

 +11Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (248 comments)

Just throw tennis balls at the new guy.

 +12Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (248 comments)

 +1Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (248 comments)

UGH what am I doing wrong?

 +1Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (248 comments)

http://gifsoup.com/MTQ4Nzg1Mg

 +2Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Jackie Chan Photobombed (Related: Dude Killed) (28 comments)

It’s not Jackie Chan?

 +1Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: That's Your Videogame: Sonderkommando Revolt (87 comments)

I’d just been playing Minecraft for the past couple of hours and this was just NO.

 +18Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: This Is A Real Thing That Is Definitely Real Because Someone Said So, So (60 comments)

It’s sad that this makes you homesick for Louisiana.

 0Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: John Waters And Justin Bieber Play Air Hockey (62 comments)

Does the boy in that picture have lazy eye? I think he has lazy eye.

 +13Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Glenn Beck Is A Lunatic (75 comments)

 +2Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Little Boy Wins The Today Show (88 comments)

Something something Colton Burpo something something.

 0Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 40: Egg Nog Movies (259 comments)

Being egg whites is hard.

 +2Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 40: Egg Nog Movies (259 comments)

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Fata Morgeggnog
Eggscaroldnog

 +3Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 40: Egg Nog Movies (259 comments)

EGGCLIPSE

 +1Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 40: Egg Nog Movies (259 comments)

The first movie I find on IMDB with the word ‘castle’ in the title:

Ceggnogstle:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319150/

We are, we are, we are the filthiest people in the world!

 +1Posted on Dec 7th, 2010 | re: Operation Watch This: Problem Solverz (97 comments)

Operation Watch This MORE:

http://www.ubu.com/film/trecartin_kcorea.html