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 +2Posted on Mar 10th, 2013 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (47 comments)

I forgive you!

 +8Posted on Mar 5th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It Contest: The Little Lebowski (37 comments)

Oops.

 0Posted on Mar 5th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It Contest: The Little Lebowski (37 comments)

Something about he’s the one who peed on the rug this time? Because he’s a small child? And they have difficulty controlling their bladders?

 +25Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012 | re: How To Carve A Pumpkin (26 comments)

Does he really not know how the “face on the back” happened? Seems disingenuous.

 +21Posted on Sep 18th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mitt Romney, Like All Politicians, Is An Asshole (88 comments)

*Cadillacs.

 0Posted on Jun 21st, 2012 | re: OK, Jurassic Park Wedding Proposal, You Got Me (29 comments)

This is what happens when I don’t read Videogum every day. I miss the one post I was put on this earth to comment on until over a week later.

 +3Posted on May 17th, 2012 | re: The Commencement Address Dream List (86 comments)

Ugh, yeah, I had some federal district court judge who kept saying, “I’m gonna keep this short,” over and over for like 2 hours.

 +10Posted on Apr 24th, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey S02E02: Edith Drives A Plow Now (13 comments)

I for sure laughed at Mary’s response to the proposal: “I want you to marry me.” “Why?”

 +37Posted on Apr 3rd, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey S01E07: The Bate(s) War (Season 1 Finale) (51 comments)

The scene in which Carson was practicing answering the phone was probably the funniest/best thing I’ve ever seen, ever.

 +1Posted on Apr 2nd, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Good Juggalo Freestyle Rap (21 comments)

Such a bummer.

 0Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Versus The New York Times Fact-Checking Department (58 comments)

Something about “Awake.” Topical!

 +1Posted on Mar 14th, 2012 | re: Never Fire Bear Grylls (33 comments)

I don’t know if I can Bear to live in a world without Mr. Grylls on the teevee.

 +3Posted on Mar 7th, 2012 | re: Guessing Parks And Recreation's Multiple Endings, For Fun! (26 comments)

Waffles!

 +3Posted on Mar 6th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Paula Deen Is Probably Racist (39 comments)

It’s clearly the rare Big Arizona Desert Fish.

 +14Posted on Mar 6th, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey S01E03: No Thanks, Bates, I Do NOT Have A Strong Stomach (57 comments)

Or REALLY bad.

 +2Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: Saxophone Bikini Beach (28 comments)

As a former saxophone player and a big fan of dinosaurs, this appeals to my interests.

 +1Posted on Feb 1st, 2012 | re: Jurassic Park Theme Song (Melodica Cover) (31 comments)

Heresy. HERESY.

 +5Posted on Jan 23rd, 2012 | re: Purity Bear Reminds You That The Day Of Purity Is Coming Up (54 comments)

Same with all beers that violate the Bavarian Purity Law. Woe betide you if you put fruit in my beer.

 +7Posted on Jan 17th, 2012 | re: Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes, Is An Asshole (91 comments)

It’s what economists call “vertical integration.” If anything, we should have the DOJ looking at the endorsement deal for anti-trust violations.

 +14Posted on Jan 5th, 2012 | re: Tiny Dinosaur Expert Is Perfect (34 comments)

I’m glad she chose to stay vigilant and go check the other ones. What if they mislabeled an Allosaurus as a Tyranosaurus? Someone needs to fact-check these toy companies.

 +4Posted on Oct 20th, 2011 | re: A Terrible Surprise From A Beautiful Man (83 comments)

Eastern Europe?

 +5Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: New Dialogue That Was NOT Added To The Star Wars Blu Ray (125 comments)

So… Gabe wants me to think about All of the Dinosaur Bones?

 +7Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: New Dialogue That Was NOT Added To The Star Wars Blu Ray (125 comments)

You’re a hairy wizard?

 +16Posted on Jul 22nd, 2011 | re: This American Idol Reaction Video Belongs In A Museum (42 comments)

What’s with her fingernails WHY ARE THEY SHARPENED OH GOD

 +13Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Is On Twitter (26 comments)

Are we asking where she gets her ideas yet? Cause that’s a thing we always do, right?