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 +20Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (278 comments)

 +16Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (278 comments)

 +19Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (278 comments)

 +3Posted on Dec 16th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Christmas Song Movies (49 comments)

all i want for christmas is my two front TEETH (but in my mouth. not, you know, down there)

 +6Posted on Dec 10th, 2013 | re: Favorite Snow Day Movies And Television Episodes (47 comments)

oh man. i am a monster. i do like to watch The Grey when it snows….nothing like a methodical and haunting tale of the persistence and inescapable nature of death.

also, Grumpy Old Men for pretty much the same reasons.

 +5Posted on Dec 9th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Finals Week Movies (54 comments)

Smoke Breakers

 +4Posted on Nov 27th, 2013 | re: What Movies Are You Going To Watch On Netflix During The Holiday? (67 comments)

i’m thinking of finally watching Only God Forgives and The Road, even though i hear mixed things about both and they’re completely inappropriate for the holidays.

the spiciness of their “Sriracha sauce” is an abomination and insult to actual Sriracha. i had them give me a double dose on the chicken melt and i hardly cried at all.

 0Posted on Nov 6th, 2013 | re: Japanese Two And A Half Men Theme Song (4 comments)

just doing a quiet image upload test in an old old old thread so i don’t embarrass myself. nothing to see here

aaaand nothing. yep, ok, master of internets i am not.

(oh lord, first attempt at a photo comment. here goes nothing.)

 +11Posted on Oct 28th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Non-Scary Scary Movie Plot Synopses! (67 comments)

the EPA investigates three New York scientists’ exterminating business.

 +2Posted on Oct 28th, 2013 | re: MasterChef Junior S01E05: We Need to Talk About Troy (7 comments)

my favorite part was #standingovation, when it should have been more like #confusedaboutchildlaborlaws

 +2Posted on Oct 17th, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpoOOooooOooOooky Movie Club: The Thing (53 comments)

man, i can never watch that prequel. it’s so much better/scarier not knowing what happened!

 +7Posted on Oct 17th, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpoOOooooOooOooky Movie Club: The Thing (53 comments)

my favorite things (that aren’t monster things, but just like things in the movie that are great):

1.) kurt russel not wanting to fly to the Norwegian camp the first time because the weather’s a little iffy. but then when they see the Norwegian excavation site on the video tape, the weather is even worse out but he’s just like ‘fuck it, i’m going up.’

2.) wilfred brimley’s delivery of “i’ll keeeeel youuu”.

3.) the stoner guy’s delivery of “you gotta be fuckin kiddin.”

4.) how comical it is when the Norwegian guy drops the grenade the first time you watch it. but then buy the end you realize the amount of ungodly shit that dude went through to get to that point and that grenade slipping out of his hand is the most tragic thing in the movie (beside the poor dogs!)

5.) everything else.

 +10Posted on Oct 14th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Non-Horror Movie Horror Movies (76 comments)

Vampire Records

 +3Posted on Oct 10th, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpOOoOoOoOky Movie Club: Cabin In The Woods (62 comments)

incredible.

 +7Posted on Oct 10th, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpOOoOoOoOky Movie Club: Cabin In The Woods (62 comments)

I am so thrilled and terrified that The Thing made it you guys! Kurt Russel with a beard! Wilford Brimley without a mustache! The best performance by a dog ever! I hope Kelly likes it. What if Kelly doesn’t like it?! Suddenly Halloween became so much more stressful.

And cabin in the woods is indeed great. I wish Fran Kranz were in more things. His name is just so fun to say.

 +4Posted on Oct 4th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (10 comments)

saw Gravity last night. i swore i’d never see another 3D film after the hobbit, but gave it one more chance after Clooney and Cuaron’s insistence. boy am i glad i did! it’s the first and only time i’ve seen 3D be not only effective, but essential in telling a story.

 +17Posted on Oct 2nd, 2013 | re: The Videogum SpOOoOOooKy October Movie Club! (124 comments)

i humbly suggest John Carpenter’s The Thing cuz it’s hands down the greatest

learned this lesson TWICE when I was a kid. once just like this video, and once with a baby bird and a roadrunner (raptors be raptin’). for all its docile exterior, the country is a messed up place.

 +15Posted on Aug 13th, 2013 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It?! Contest: Simon Cowell On A Jet Ski (37 comments)

it’s actually his best friend’s jet-ski.

 +9Posted on Jan 16th, 2013 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (27 comments)

ok can someone please tell me WHAT is that game the puppy is playing with the orange? my dog will do that with his toys/bones too. like he’s fencing with them, but also kinda afraid of them? how would I even google such a question?