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What I see: Bennifer.
What I think: Benjamin Franklin and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Are either of those correct?
Wait, Gabe’s Grandma is from here? Does that mean we can obliquely claim Gabe? Does Michigan have a better celebrity to claim than Kid Rock now?
What street is this on? I think it’s my new hangout. At first I was all, “That place looks seedy and probably infested with critters,” but then I just lowered my standards a bit.
That would have been all in good fun if you stopped after “portraying.” But nope. Instead this happened.
Can’t I just enjoy Paul Reiser’s confused face without your JUDGMENT, Frank?
Stolth spits hot fire. And hotter coffee.
I will say in complete truth that I find Christina Hendricks to be repulsively unattractive. She is a smart woman and a wonderful actress, but I find her to be one of the least attractive people I’ve ever laid eyes on.
I’ll show myself out.
Hey, this isn’t Homophobiagum.
This makes me so mad I could just howl.
#seguetotaylorlautner
Hey, if these guys are in New York, why is it that the train sign only says “Manhattan?” There are a lot of subway stations in Manhattan, and many of them are places where you don’t want to be.
Is Mr. Lautner old enough to purchase his own RV? I didn’t think he was an ab-dult.
Alternately: If Taylor Lautner spends too much time on this lawsuit, he’ll have to ab-dicate his acting duties.
Alternately: Lautner always seemed to low-key to me. This sudden lawsuit is awfully ab-rupt.
Alternately: Is Taylor thinks this is an important enough issue to file a lawsuit over, he’s pretty ab-livious.
Not pictured: potential for comedy.
You might say you were the financial department’s…puppet.
*sunglasses*
Nobody will be calling him “Saint Bernard” anymore.
After much deliberation, Bay decided kneepads were more cost-effective than helmets.
The last time Steve touched my cockles, it ruined my nap.
I’m becoming convinced that Violent J is the world’s most masterful deceiver, and he uses his powers to dupe the impressionable into juggalodom. Shaggy 2 Dope, however, is just an idiot.
Fun fact! Did you know that Mel Gibson and Bong Limes are anagrams?
You’d think, at this point in our world’s history, people would immediately reject any idea that involves blackface.
This all makes me flash back to the time I ate way too many cross-shaped peanut butter sandwiches, and I threw up during dress rehearsal, and my church wouldn’t let me be in the chorus of “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat” anymore.
I think you may have unraveled what was, up until now, the most guarded literary secret in history. Enjoy your execution by a monastic book cult!
“Ok Woofheim, I’m going to make it look like you’re flying. Are you with me? Because it’s important you stay with me. You have to be extra extra cute so nobody notices me. Then they’ll all think you can fly, and you’ll get the lead in Air Bud VIII, not that HUSSIE.”
-Ryan Gosling, apparently.